The Last Reaction Hero
Ranma was in the dojo practicing when he
heard Ryouga shout," Ranma! Prepare to die!"
Ranma turned around and he could feel his
blood start to boil as he said,"Ryouga, do you know how many times you've
come here trying to kill me?"
"How many?" Ryouga
asked.
Ranma thought for a second and said,"I
don't know, but it's a lot of times."
"I don't care, Ranma! Prepare to
die!" the lost boy shouted as he attacked Ranma.
"Ryouga, that's it! You want to play
for keeps! Fine!" Ranma shouted as he punched a hole into Ryouga's chest
ripping out his still beating heart.
Ryouga died instantly and Ranma
said,"Oh, no! I've killed a man! Oh, the horror!"
Just then Mousse jumped into the room and
said,"Ranma! For taking Shampoo from me prepare to die!"
"Mouss, that's it! You want to play
for keeps! Fine!" Ranma shouted as he grabbed one of Mousse's blades and
chopped his head off.
Mousse died instantly and Ranma
said,"Oh, no! I've killed a man! Oh, the horror!"
Just then Kuno jumped into the room and
said,"Ranma Saotome! Release your hold over the pig tailed
girl!"
"Kuno, that's it! You want to play for
keeps! Fine!" Ranma said before he grabbed Kuno's bokken and sliced it
across the swordsman's stomach releasing intestines everywhere.
Kuno died instantly and Ranma
said,"Oh, no! I've killed a man! Oh, the horror!"
Just then Akane walked into the room and
saw all the corpses. She stepped back and said,"Ranma, what
happened?!"
Ranma was in tears as he said,"I
didn't want to kill them, Akane. It just happened."
Akane went over to Ranma and
said,"That's okay Ranma. I love you even though you've killed all these
people."
Ranma said,"Really?"
Akane nodded her head and Ranma
said,"Oh, I love you too Akane."
They kissed and when they pulled away Ranma
said," No tongue?"
Akane said,"Well,
Ranma-"
"Akane! That's it! You want to play
for keeps! Fine!" Ranma said before ripping Akane in half.
Until I find better things to write about. Ja
ne.