Thank you for choosing to read this fanfic.  I hope it will live up to your
expectations.

	General disclaimer: This is being done because I'm feeling a bit insane and
bored - a dangerous combination.  No disrespect of any of the people I've
borrowed characters from is intended and don't sue me - I'm broke.

Pandem Academy (Pan Dimensional Academy Pandem)
School Daze
By Ryo Hoshi


Part One: The Best Daze of Your Life

	It had been a long, hard, and hot day.
	It probably did not help that he had blown up the Alchemist's Guild again,
and had then fallen into the high energy building at the Unseen University.
Or that he was about 200 feet above some complex and falling fast.
	So, one is not too surprised that he fainted a few minutes before he hit the
roof.

	The food fight in the cafeteria was calm today.  This was probably because
there were no students in the cafeteria, making it necessary for the food to
fight itself.
	The students, deciding it was a nice summer day, were out swimming in the
pool.	

	"Hey!  Let go of my ankle, Ataru!"
	"Akane?"
	"Ataru, if you aren't holding onto my ankle, who is?"
	"A monster?" suggested Ataru.
	"Ranma?" said Lum, noting that Ataru was groping her, for once.
	"Hey!  I'm over here!"
	"Oh, sorry Ranma."
	Yuri shook some of the water from her hair.  "Ryoga?"
	Ranma and Kate looked at each other.  "No."
	"Ahhh!"
	"What did you say, Akane?  Akane?"

	The hentai otaku smiled evilly.  He had finally kidnapped Akane - now all he
had to do was collect Ranma-onna and his echii dreams could come true!

	Rincewind muttered his mantra - "Oh sh*t, I'm gonna die!" - as he saw the
person ahead of him perform a graceful crash onto the roof of the one of the
buildings below him.
	Luckily for Rincewind (or possibly not), he was headed for the deepest part
of the pool.

	"Hmmm?"
	I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOU'RE DEAD.
	"That, I know.  You know, you don't look like Death..."
	Death smoothed her silver dress.  SO?  CAN'T I LOOK SEXY SOMETIMES?
	"Yeah, you can...but aren't you supposed to be male?"
	I AM MALE.
	"uh..."


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	heh heh heh heh...
	Well, any C&C, flames, or just plain ol commentary will be enjoyed.  Advice
wouldn't hurt, too.
	Say, do I need to come up with a name for our dear hentai otaku or does
somebody want the job?  (Oh, and he will get at least on henchman/woman.)


		--Ryo Hoshi