Establishing Shot:  A typical board room, of the sort generally used for
press conferences.  Across the back, a blue curtain displaying the stylized
logo of Inevitable Outcome Studios -- a large anvil dropping towards an
unknowing stick man.  In the center of the room, a lectern with an affixed
mike.

                                 ANNOUNCER
		   Ladies and gentlemen of the FFML,
		   the president of Inevitable Outcome
		   Studios, Mr. C. Richard Davies.

CHRIS walks onto the screen, wearing blue jeans and an open heavy black
trenchcoat.  Beneath the trenchcoat is a T-Shirt with a picture of Utena and
Anthy (from Shoujo Kakumei Utena) in a close embrace and the logo "Girl
Power".  He steps up to the mike, and takes a deep breath.

                                   CHRIS
		   Kon'nichiwa.  As you're all aware,
		   I've begun writing the third and
		   final chapter of the "Together
		   Again" series, which has recieved
		   strong support from the FFML from
		   its first appearance here.  What I'm
		   about to suggest is a way for me to
		   say, "Thank you" to everyone who's
		   ever supported my feeble attempts at
		   mythmaking.

Another deep breath.

                                   CHRIS 
		   "Together Again:  Silver Millenium
		   Chapter" will be a very large, very
		   broad story, with a large cast.  But
		   there is abundant room within it for
		   brief, cameo appearances ... and
		   what I'd like to do is have FFML
		   members making some of those
		   appearances.

He adjusts his glasses.

                                   CHRIS
		   If anyone would like to make a brief
		   appearance in this story, please
		   send me a brief description of
		   yourself -- being as realistic and
		   honest as possible, please -- and
		   your choice of one of the following
		   locations:  Thaumobik, an Earth
		   "trade city"; Tritonis, the capital
		   of Neptune; among the Jovian army;
		   among the Martian army; or in the
		   Royal Court of Queen Serenity.

A quick smile.

                                   CHRIS
		   I should probably emphasize that
		   parts of this *are* a war story, and
		   that there's a fairly good chance
		   that your "avatar" will get killed
		   if you choose to appear with either
		   army.  I promise that I won't kill
		   anyone who volunteers, until *after*
		   they've given a few lines.  <quiet>
		   Which is a better deal than you'll
		   get in your average Hong Kong movie,
		   you gotta admit.

He looks around.

                                   CHRIS
		   Well, that's pretty much everything
		   -- the first chapter, which will
		   definitely include *one* cameo by
		   an FFMLer, should be out in a month,
		   if work proceeds apace.  Thank you
		   for your time.  Matte ashita!

Chris steps back and walks off.



                                  THE END















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