The camera cuts to Ryoucilo's room where he is typing away on
a computer.
Ryoucilo: Ah! The second chapter of The Silver Saotome is
finished!
Voice off screen: And so are you!
Ryoucilo: What the?!
VOS:To protect the world from devistation!
Voice off Screen 2:To unite all people's who watched TV
Nation
VOS: ARRGGH! Ryouga you got it wrong again!
Ryouga:AH SHUT UP UKYO! Let's just get this over
with.
Ryoucilo:What do you guys want?
Ukyo: Well, you know what time of year this is don't
you?
Ryoucilo: Uh... no.
Ryouga: It's Revenge Season you dolt!
Ryoucilo: Oh, yeah. But what have I done to you guys that was
so
bad?
Ukyo: What have you not done! You turned me into a
cannibal-
Ryoucilo: I don't see what's so bad about that. At least you
had good taste.
Ukyo whaps Ryoucilo and continues.
Ukyo: You've also had me murdered and you made Ran-chan gay on
more than one ocassion!
Ryoucilo: Face facts Ukyo! Ranma is gay and so
is Bugs Bunny. And I've pretty much left you alone in my fanfics.
Ryouga: Yeah, but you didn't leave me
alone.
Ryoucilo: What?! Ryouga you're my fav character!
Ryouga: Well, you sure don't treat me like a
favorite character! You've had me murdered and made made me a cannibal
too.
Ryoucilo: Why all the cannibal and murderer
bashing? Can't we all just get along?
Ryouga: SHUT UP! And you've had urine thrown on
me and you almost had a guy molest me!
Ryoucilo: Note the word almost.
Ryouga: You also made me commit
beastiality!
Ryoucilo: Hey! You ended up with Akane in most
of those fics so why are you bitching!
Ryouga:Speaking of which you've turned Akane
into a lesbian, killed her and made her a psycopathic killer!
Ryoucilo: Who hasn't?
Ryouga: Worst of all you made me have sex with
Ranma! The very thought of doing something like that with that jerk is
revolting!
Ukyo: Hey! Don't talk about my fiancee like
that! He's ten times the man you are!
Ryouga smiles and says.
Ryouga: I happen to know from personal
experience that Ranma's martial arts abilities don't transfer to the
bedroom.
Ryoucilo and Ukyo sweatdrop and Ryouga decides
to change the topic.
Ryouga: Oh, and you turned me into a porno
star!
Ryoucilo: I don't see what the problem with that
is. You got to have sex with Kodachi. Now there is some grade A a-
Ukyo whaps Ryoucilo again.
Ukyo: Shut up you Jackass! Now that you know why
we're mad at you you should know that there is a way you can atone for your
sins.
Ryoucilo: Become a missonary, dedicating my life
to the sick and needy?
Ukyo: Of course not! You have to set me up with
Ran-chan.
Ryouga: And you have to set me up with Akane and
not have me commit beastiality or have a lawn mower fetish.
Ryoucilo: So, if I set you (Points to Ukyo) up
with Ranma Saotome and I set you (Points to Ryouga) up with Akane Tendo you'll
promise to leave me alone?
Ukyo: At least until next year.
Ryoucilo: Okay! It's a deal.
There is a blinding flash of light as Ryouga and
Ukyo disappear.
Ryoucilo: Better write that fic right
now.
---
He stood at the end of the
cathedral and wondered for the briefest of moments how he had gotten there. His
attention was turned to the young woman facing him who wore a weading dress and
had on a thick veil and he heard a minister say something which put him into an
instant trance.
"Do you Akane Tendo take
this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
She stood at the end of the
cathedral and wondered for the briefest of moments how she had gotten there. Her
attention was turned to a young man who she couldn't make out his features due
to the veil in front of her face and she heard a minister say something which
put her into an instant trance.
"Do you Ranma Satome take this woman to be your
lawfully wedded wife?"
She was so overwhelmed when
she heard him say yes that she did not bother to listen to what the minister
said next. She realised that the minister had stopped talking and realised it
was her turn to say I do and did just that.
"You may now kiss the
bride."
He removed the veil from her
face and saw a brown eyed, brunette young woman with a white ribbon tied to her
head.
She looked up and saw a green
eyed, black haired young man with a black and yellow bandanna tied around his
head.
Their screams could be heard
from miles around.
Ryoucilo: Tsk, tsk. People really should be more
specific when asking for something.
Until I find better things to write about. Ja
ne.