5...

    Not to long ago, Joseph Palmer advocated on RAAC that people take
their real life experiences, real life emotions, and put them into their
works of fanfiction.

4...

    I couldn't agree more.

3...

   So, with only a slight pause as we soak up the irony of it all...

2...

   Ladies and Gentlemen of the FFML and CORML respectively, I give
you...

1...

    Suicide Blast...

. . .  o  o  o  O  O  O  (   )   (   )   (   )  BOOM!!!