Young Hollywood 1/2 (aka Spammier than Spam)

I don't know what came over me when I start this  .  .  .

Cast:  Leo #DiCupio#
	Winona #Flyer#	
Kate #Weightless#	
	Matt #Dayman#
	Claire #Dame#
	
ALL VOODOOIZED INTO ACTING IN CHARACTER FOR RANMA 1/2!!!

Situation belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and some others . . .

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[Scene: Random Hollywood Movie Set]

Leo [running in]: Damn! I'm late to the set again!

Winona (his co-star)  [glaring at him]: Leo no baka . . . I mean, you jerk!
 I've waited over over two hours for you.  How many times do I have to tell
you to stop flirting with those fangirls of yours and be serious about your
work!

Leo: Hey, 40 of them jumped me at the parking once I got out of my car,
what am I supposed to do?  Funning how they were all wearing "Dayman"
t-shirts though . . . 

[Just then, a motorbike shot through the open gates of the studio, stopping
right in front of them. Kate, with her hair set up in a curly-period bun
and wearing only her corset, leapt down from her bike and hugged Leo rather
intimately.]

Kate [speaking with a British accent]: Leo, my darling!  I have just
finished my scene at the studio next to yours!  What say you and I go for a
date after your shot is done, hmm?

Leo [suffocating from the pressure of Kate's firm, luscious chest pressing
against his own]: Kate!  You're cutting off my air!  Besides!  Shouldn't
you put something over your corset?! 

Kate [purring]: What's the matter?  It isn't like you haven't bloodly seen
the rest of me in that Jim Lameron movie . . . 

 Winona [Glaring at the heavenly creature]: Let go of him, you British bimbo!

Kate [coyly]: Why, I do believe the blooming ironing board has become
jealous . . .

Winna: Jealous, of someone heavy enough to sink the biggest ship of all
time? I don't think so!

[Kate was about to clobber her before Leo pushed her off and put a stop to
it.]

Leo: Oh, C'mon, Kate!  I have an early scene tomorrow.  I have to get my
beauty sleep right after this shot!

[Smiling, Kate whipped out a box of top quality British cigar and waved one
in front of his face temptingly.]

Kate:  This is all yours  if you would go out with me tonight. 

Leo [tempted]: Well, I guess the makeup people could take care of my
eyebags tomorrow . . .

Winona[angrily]:  Leo!  You can't go!  You'll keep on forgetting your lines
tomorrow, making my acting suffer as a result!

Leo [under his breath]: Like there's any of that . . .

Winona [growling dangerously]: Leo . . .

[Just then, however, an Oscar appeared and whacked Leo on the head.
Turning around, he saw Matt standing there, glaring at him.]

Matt:  Leo, you jerk!  How dare you steal my fans from me outside the
parking lot?!

Leo: ME stealing your fans?!  Despite the fact that you're older, I've been
a star since you're still a cameo!

Matt [enraged]:  That's it, die!

[With that, he attacked Leo with his Oscar, while Leo tossed his own fan
letters at him like darts.  Winona rolled her eyes.]

Winona: C'mon, Matt!  No need to sink to his level here!

Matt [stopping instantly and stared at her with dreamy eyes]: Of course,
Winona-san!

Winona: Alright.  Leo, go to the hair and makeup woman and have her
prepare you for the shot!  If this goes on any longer, I'm going to be too
stressed out to act!

[Leo went into the makeup room and have the makeup people do his face while
the hair-dresser set up a long wig on his head (it was a hippy film).
Claire, who had just come back for a retouch after her shot, beams as she
handed a can to him.]

Claire: Oh, it's Leo-chan!  For a moment I though you were a girl.  Want a
free beer?  It's on the house

Leo [taking the beer]: Thanks!  Claire-chan!

Claire: After that scene with Winona, it will be a steaming love scene
between us!  Aren't you excited?

Leo: Um . . . yeah.  More beer?

Claire [smiling lovingly]: Sure.  I'd NEVER deprive my favorite co-star of
anything, Leo-chan!

Voice from outside: You naughty delinquent film stars! I'd better not catch
you two drinking before a shot again!

Leo/Claire: Yes, Miss Director!

[Sighing, the  two headed out into the set to do their thing, hopping yet
another blockbuster would come of it.]


THE END