This is not mine. This was in the first of the Shinnenkai con books.

And it isn't credited, but I think it's by Martin Pay, whoever that is.

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Is Nene Gay?
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Japaneseish rock singin' hard girl Priscilla S. Asagiri and Russianish 
pink-haired bundle o' fun Nene Romanova discuss the matter over 
coffee...

Priss (P): Are!

Nene (N): Am not!

P: Are!

N: Am not!

P: I saw you at the coffee shop today, making those cute eyes of yours 
at that cute waitress, uh, Tomoko.

N: What eyes?

P: You know the ones I mean, the 'Go to bed' eyes you do so well.

N: You mean 'COME to bed' eyes...

P: Aha! So you admit it! You have no shame whatsoever!

N: _I_ have no shame?! Look at what you're wearing! You tart!

P: Hmph! That's as maybe, pinkie, but at least I like guys.

N: I... I like guys! I have a boyfriend!

P: No you don't.

N: OK, well, not as such, but... I have a sort of boyfriend.

P: You have a girlfriend.

N: We're just good friends! I never... I never... How do you _know_ 
these things?

P: I know _everything_ that happens in this city, Romanova, you should 
know that by now. Nothing escapes my eagle-like gaze, ha ha ha!

N: Priss, you're scaring me.

P: No, I'm not, I'm turning you on. Y'naughty, naughty girl.

N: Priiiss! Stoppit! Whats got into you today?

P: Nothing.

N: Uhuh... you havent been getting any, have you.

P: Don't try and change the subject. So, think you're going to get 
anywhere with _Tomoko_?

N: She scribbled her number on my napk... Hey!

P: I knew it! must be getting a little stuffy in that closet, Nenekins. 
As if we didn't all know already, that is.

N: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

P:Why'd you blish when I said her name then?

N: I'm not gay!

P: Are!

N: Am not!

P: Are!

N: Am not!

P: Right!

N: MmmmmMmMmmMMMMMmmmFFF! *gasp!* Whatcha do that for?!?!

P: Admit it, you loved it.

N: Well...

P: H-hey! Why are you looking at me like that? N-Nene..?

N: Gimme another!

P: No!

N: There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Priscilla.

P: Um, I'm not playing with you any more, Nene. 

N: Heh heh heh.

Sylia: What _are_ you two doing?!

P+N: Um... Er... Oh dear.


End!

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