I've written too many Ranma spamfics.  Time for something different.


[Scene: Gokuu, Kurilin, and Chibi-Gohan on the bridge of some sort of
ship.  Kurilin is at a station and Gokuu sits in the Captain's chair.
The interior looks like the ship has taken a lot of damage.]

Kurilin: Incoming projectile!

Gokuu: Evasive maneuvers!

[The camera angle tilts as the crew leans to the side.  An explosion
rocks the ship and they are thrown around a bit.]

Kurilin: He's hailing us.

Gokuu: Put it through.

[The viewscreen changes from a blue/green view to a picture of Vegita,
who is smirking.]

Vegita: Give up, Kakarott.  A commoner such as yourself could never
        command a submarine as well as I.


                              SEAQUEST DBZ

                                starring


                        Gohan as Lucas Wolenczak

                        Piccolo as Tony Piccolo

Piccolo: If you give me gills, you die.

                         Tenshinhan as Dagwood

Tenshinhan: I don't look _that_ odd.

                      Future Trunks as Chief Ortiz

                      Yamucha as Lieutenant Brody

Yamucha: I thought I was supposed to be the good looking one!

                      Kurilin as Lieutenant O'Neil

                        Gokuu as Captain Bridger

Gokuu: A whole submarine?  That sounds like fun!

                        Vegita as Commander-

Vegita: No.

Pi: Huh?

Vegita: I refuse to take part is such stupidity.  What are we supposed to
        do?  Have all our man-to-man fights underwater?

Pi: [Blink, blink.] Hey!  Cool!

[Vegita sighs in disgust.]

                            Vegita as Darwin

[Vegita's fists blur as he tries to smash his way through the
shield-spell surrounding Pi.]

Pi: [Taunting.] You shouldn't mess with a writer!

[A golden aura explodes from Vegita.  He smashes a fist through the
shield, grabs Pi by the neck, and begins shaking him like a rag doll.]

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