Going though the mindless dross of my harddrive, I found this and thought I
might share this with the rest of the FFML. Can't remember where I got it
and don't know who wrote it, so enjoy (or send it flaming into the
bottomless pit of your trash folder...)

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We all know those cute little computer symbols called
 "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes =
 these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

 Well, how about some "assicons"?

 (_!_)       a regular ass

 (__!__)     a fat ass

 (!)         a tight ass

 (_._)       a flat ass

 (_^_)       a bubble ass

 (_*_)       a sore ass

 (_!__)      a lop-sided ass

  {_!_}      a swishy ass

 (_o_)       an ass that's been around

 (_O_)       an ass that's been around even more

 (_x_)       kiss my ass

 (_X_)       leave my ass alone

 (_zzz_)     a tired ass

 (_o^o_)     a wise ass

 (_13_)      an unlucky ass

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 "Heaven won't accept me, and hell's afraid I'll take over!"

 "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
 suitable application of high explosives."

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