On Wed, 23 Sep 1998, Lina Inverse wrote:

	"Jugemu, jugemu, ohkonosurikure! TSUKI Headquarters, Broiler
Chicken." << This is the stupidest piece of machinery we've ever come up
with! What morons built this nonsense? >>
	While meanwhile, in the headquarters below, Chibi-Chibi was
assisted in R&D by Agent Mokona.

Iya!

	Sephiroth turned to Cloud irritably. "Can you just stab her and
get on with it?"

Heh :)

	It looked like the brawl between Cloud and Sephiroth was nearing
an end; Cloud had resorted to using his hair as a melee weapon, something
the smooth-haired Seph could not. She frowned and turned to the phone

Heh.

	Indeed, it was Haruka...sort of. Dressed in clothing that could
only be adequately described as "Horatio Nelson's stolen laundry", this

Cool :)

	At any rate, the golden headed one was strutting around and
generally doing the villain gloating thing. She'd even had this brilliant
idea of how to make cheaper subordinates; she'd found this guy with a
really weird costume who called himself the "Salad Shooter" or "Food
Processor" or some other ridiculous name...well, he'd has this green stuff
that changed animals into ninjas! Thinking it too good to be true, Goldie
has flashed her hair at the moron as he was posturing about his victory,
and ran off with it.

Heh :)

	"Sailor Polyester Echidna, reporting for duty, SIR!" There was a
pause. "Ma'am." There was another pause. "Who are you again?"

Hehe.

	Sailor Polyester Echidna was not exactly what she had been
bargaining for. Goldie had figured, hey...spikes, bad attitude, related
to the Sonic merchandising blitz...how could she go wrong? What she got
however was the decidedly cute, ditzy, and most of all un-echidna-like

What is an Echidna?

	Leaders were not dragged, kicking and screaming, into opera houses
by surprisingly strong and enthusiastic lesbian violinists who just
happened to be very single-mined about what it is they wanted out of life.

single-minded

	Haruka leaned over the side of the gondola with a slightly green
face, putting a hand to her forehead. This was...horribly wrong. She
should be dodging gunfire, exchanging witty barbs with Michiru about the
tackyness of the current villain, laughing dashingly the entire time.
Instead, here she was in Italy, stripped of her best power as an agent:
	She was in a situation where being dramtically elegant wouldn't
save her ass.

Heh.

	Loki shook his head as he walked. It wasn't that Todd was a bad
guy...well, he had his moments, but still. And it wasn't like he wasn't
FOND of the Sailor Moon cast, especially the Outers. But places didn't
grow on TREES. The rebuilding costs after Bailesu's end-of-universe sketch
in "Lemon Sherbert" were STILL backlogged in his paperwork. And now
THIS...sigh. What a life.

Heh.

	Goldie paused. Oh, no. Not from the script. What had she DONE?!
	She closed her eyes, shortly before she was trampled by a teeming
horde of pre-pubescent, drooling, horny fanboys. She didn't even have time
to cry.

Heh.

Fun, fun, fun as usual!


John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
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"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
--Dr. Who, "The Wheel in Space" (Serial 43, fifth season)