All right, thank you everybody for the information :)

In case you're wondering, here's why I needed that information....


Here's what I was working on....



Ranma: (Sleepily)I'm so tired. I had so much trouble getting up outta bed
today....

Nabiki: You shouldn't have stayed awake through most of the whole night.

Ranma: Ugh. I have a test in a short while. I'm never going to be able to stay
awake through it....

Nabiki: (Smirks)I can always help you out.

Ranma: Sorry, I don't have the money.

Nabiki: Don't worry, it's free.

Ranma: .................um, what is it?

Nabiki: (Pulls out pill)You can take this pill.

Ranma: (Takes pill)What is it?

Nabiki: Vivarin

Ranma: What kinda pill is it?

Nabiki: It's like a caffine pill. It'll help keep you awake.

Ranma: Why are you helping me?

Nabiki: (Shrugs her shoulders)Okay, fine, don't take it.

Ranma: Hold up. I'll take it. (Looks at pill)You sure this ain't some kinda mind
control pill.

Nabiki: Why, I'm absolutely appalled that you would say such a thing.

Ranma: (Yawns)All right. I'll take it.

(Ranma pops the Vivarin pill into his mouth)

Ranma: I don't feel anything.

Nabiki: Don't worry, just give it some time.

Ranma: What was the name of the pill I just took?

Nabiki: Vivarin.

Ranma: Okay.

(They both head off to school. By the time they reach school, Ranma seems to be
wide awake)

Ranma: Whoa, that stuff really works. I'm wide awake.

Nabiki: (Smiles)You see.

Ranma: Thanks, Nabiki. I'm glad I trusted you.

Nabiki: (Blushing slightly)Don't worry about it. Well, I'm off to class. 

(Ranma and Nabiki part ways. Ranma goes into his class and sits down. The
teacher hasn't showed up yet. It is obvious that he is restless. A female
classmate notices and walks up to him)

Junko: Hey, Ranma, why're you so restless?

Ranma: I took this pill. It started with a 'V'. I forgot the name.
(Thinking)Vengrin? Vivgrin?

Junko: A pill that starts with a 'V'? Oh, you mean you took Viagra?

Ranma: Yeah, that's it.(Thinking)It's gotta be. It starts with a 'V' afterall.

Junko: Um, h-how do you feel?

Ranma: I feel like I'm going to be up for the rest of the day.

Junko: (Blushing)....................(Thinking)Oh god, I have to tell my friends
this.

Ranma: Eh? Why're you blushing?

Junko: (Blushing more)Oh, n-nothing. Nothing a-at all. (Turns around and heads
back to seat)

(Ranma holds hand in front of him. It is shaking slightly because his body is
unused to the caffine)

Ranma: (Thinking)Man, my hand is shaking. All because I took
that....Viag.....that pill....

Keiko: (Sits on Ranma's desk)Hey, Ranma. (Smiles)

Ranma: Hey, Keiko.

Keiko: (Thinking)I have to hear this for myself.(Begins to talk)How are you
doing?

Ranma: Okay I guess.

Keiko: (Blushing slightly)Um, Junko said you took Viagra...

Ranma: (Innocently)What's wrong with that?

Keiko: Y-you mean you really took it?

Ranma: Yeah? What, I wasn't supposed to?

Keiko: Um, n-not unless.....you know....

Ranma: Oh. I think I know what you mean. Yes. I had trouble getting up.

Keiko: (Blushign beet-red)G-getting up? Y-you do?

Ranma: (Shrugs shoulders)But not anymore. That pills potent. You wanna see what
it's doing to me?(Thinking)I should show her. Perhaps my hand isn't supposed to
be shaking like that.

Keiko: (Nearly falls off desk)S-s-see? N-no! T-that won't be n-necessary!(Runs
back toward her own desk)

Ranma: (Thinking)Jeez, why's she acting all strange? Oh well...

(A couple of minutes pass and the teacher hasn't arrived yet)

Ranma: (Thinking)I'm thirty. I'm gonna go get a drink.(Looking around)Gee, why
is everyone looking at me funny? Hmph, so what if Akane isn't here. So what if
she's sick. It doesn't mean I'm obligated to stay home and take care of her....

(Ranma gets up out of seat. He adjusts the front of his pants. The class seems
to notice this.)

Ranma: (Thinking)Man, I hate these briefs. It's giving me a wegie in front as
well as in the back. I'm gonna switch back to boxers.(Leaves room)

(As soon as Ranma leaves the room, the class begins to talk amonst themselves)

Junko: Did you see that?

Keiko: Yes, I did! Oh my god, he must have taken it.

Jun: I saw it too! It must be true! He must have taken it!

Keiko: God, I never knew he needed it....

Junko: I figure he would be the last person who would need it.

Jun: I wonder why he took it in the first place?

(Out in the hallway, Ranma is standing in front of the water fountain. He feels
a bit woozy)

Ranma: Ugh, my body mustn't be used to this pill.(Rubs forehead)

(He leans forward toward the water fountain and starts drinking some water. As
he's doing so, the teacher walks up to him. It is Hinako-sensei. She is in her
adult form.)

Ranma: Oh, it's you.

Hinako: What are you doing out here in the hallway? You're being a deliquent....

Ranma: (Smirks)Whatcha gonna do? Absorb my battle aura?(Thinking)Ha, after
taking that pill, I feel like I have so much energy I can never get tired!

Hinako: (Smirks)If you say so. (Points a five yen coin at him)Happo go yen
satsu!!

(Ranma stands there as Hinako absorbs his battle aura. He immediately starts
feeling himself getting weak)

Ranma: (Thinking)Ugh, perhaps I was wrong with my assuption. I'm starting to
feel weak. That means I hafta do one thing. I hafta touch her pressure points
before she absorbs all of my battle aura.

(Ranma darts forward toward presses a hand on Hinako's right breast, his other
hand on her backside. Hinako yelps out as she stumbles backwards, dropping her
coin. She stumbles backwards into the door where it opens up, she and Ranma
going tumbling into the classroom. When they stop tumbling, Ranma is on top of
Hinako. The class glares at him)

Hiroshi: Oh my god! He's groping the teacher!

Ken: You cad! How dare you grope her! You have Akane!

Ranma: Hey, hold up. It's not what you think! It's the pill's fault!(Thinking)If
it weren't for the pill, I wouldn't have thought I could have withstood her
battle aura draining!

Keiko: The pill! You pig!!

Junko: You're such a pig, Ranma!!!

Jun: Is that why you're groping our teacher?! You just want to get her ready so
you can test the pill out!?!

Ranma: Eh?

(Everyone seems to charge him, wanting to hurt him for what he was doing to
Hinako. Ranma, panicking, hops up to his feet and runs out of the classroom,
jumping out of a window. He lands in the courtyard safely. Everyone glare at him
from the windows)

Ranma: Sheesh, I'm going elsewhere. Today is worse than others.(Thinking)But
where am I going to go? I guess I'll stop by the Nekohanten...

(Ranma walks over to the Nekohanten. Before he even steps inside, Shampoo,
having seen him from the window, darts outside and glomps onto him)

Shampoo: You come take Shampoo on date?

Ranma: You've gotta be kidding me.


That's all I wrote so far......I haven't edited it or such....





-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong
Author of Ranma's girls, 
The least one can do, and
the 'just won't die' series.
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm