On Wed, 23 Sep 1998, Pi wrote:

Date: Wed, 23 Sep 1998 22:58:44 -0500 (CDT)
From: Pi <sort@bucket.pp.ualr.edu>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] [Spamidea][Ranma] The R Team

Gah!  Oh, bother.



Narrator: A year ago, four Japanese youngsters were sent to prison for
         destroying half of Nerima, a crime which they didn't commit.
         They promptly escaped from prison to the Tokyo underground.
         Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers
         of fortune.  If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and
         if you can find them, maybe you can hire...

They do have a website, through...

                                THE R TEAM

  Nabiki "Hannibal" Tendou ("I love it when a plan comes together.")

"Especially when I don't have to do a damned thing except plan it."

  Akane "B.A." Tendou ("I do _not_ have a bad attitude, you jerk!")

Ohh...I can see a lot of fights between Akane & Ranma...

  Ranma "Face" Saotome ("I look good and I know it.")

"Especially in this dress!"

  Kasumi "H.M." Tendou ("Oh, my!  But I'm not a lefty.")

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[The door to Pi's room caves in and Souun Tendou enters, a large red
aura surrounding him.  He spots the figure hunched over a keyboard
immediately begins the demon-head technique.]

Souun: How could you do that to poor, sweet Kasumi?!

Actually, Souun, it's pretty easy. Although, I can understand his anguish.

Pi: Aaah!

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