I just love AOL's mail program...sorry, rgorman!
This is more of a bunch of plotless wanderings then a fic, documenting the
encounters of one made up character with characters from Ranma 1/2.
Some of these will probably be on the sick side...
All characters used here (other then Iris) belong to somebody else - don't
sue me, I'm broke.
[This is English-speaker hearing Japanese]
Lost Chances
Chapter one: Ryoga Hibiki
I should introduce myself. I'm called Iris, and I work as a messenger for
the kami-sama and other supernatural beings. (Thought I have to argue
I suppose I got my job because, after leaving heaven - I was going crazy from
boredom - I went to hell. Okay, so normally I just be considered weird and
that would be the end of that. But for some reason, Satan started running
screaming from me every time he spotted me. I don't know why - maybe it was
something I said?
Well, it goes without saying that I got kicked out of hell.
Because I was, technically, dead, I couldn't very well return to Earth.
(Thought Satan did say, according to Kami-sama, that it's a shame I didn't
make the minimal requirements for a haunt...) So I got stuck carrying
messages and packages - Quantum Weather Butterflies, Heavy-objects-that-float-
ominously-in-the-air, Monkey's Paws - you name it, I'll carry it.
Today I am to deliver a perfect sense of direction to a mortal named Ryoga
Hibiki.
I looked around. I was on a rather nice mountain on Earth. According to
Kami-sama, Ryoga should be somewhere in this area...I decided to ask the nice
looking boy I saw nearby if he knew where I could find Ryoga Hibiki.
"Hello, sir. Could you tell me where I can find Ryoga Hibiki?"
[Huh?]
I sighed. I should have guessed that there's be nothing in that head. I
mean, yellow and black bandannas? Talk about fashion victims...
Ryoga Hibiki watched as the strange girl walked away, wondering what she had
asked him.
A while after she had vanished from sight, Ryoga got up and headed the other
way, in hopes of finding the Tendo dojo...
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Next up: Ranma Saotome.
--Ryo Hoshi