The Cat & Mouse Publisher's unique script style:
	When there is no space between two or more people's lines, that means that
they are speaking at the same time.
	[This is where we tell you what you are seeing.]
	{This is an action.}
	(This is how a person is speaking.)
	*This is a stressed word.*
	<These are sound effects.>
	<<These are camera movements.>>
	((These are commercials.))
	--These are credits
	==This is a title card==
	__Heads up!__

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	The Copper Doughnut Shop and all characters that work there belong to Cat &
Mouse Publishers.  If you want to borrow them, pass it by our DiC for
approval.
	All borrowed characters belong to somebody else.
	We are not doing this for profit.  We are not doing this for fun.  Why are we
doing this?  We don't know.
	Any resemblance to real places, people, and real life is purely coincidental.
(At least, we want you to believe that...)
	WARNING: Anything can happen in The Copper Doughnut Shop.
	You have been warned.


__Commercials are now over!__


[We have missed the rant.  Johan, we presume, is in the bathroom.  There are
arcane sounds issuing from the bathroom door.  Paul is at the counter,
clearing it, and several policemen are quietly drinking coffee and eating
doughnuts.  We notice that it is night.]

[Suddenly, the sounds stop.  The door to the bathroom opens and an even
dirtier-then-before Johan walks out.}

Johan:	{To a starring Paul} It's fixed.

Paul:	(Unsure) Ummm�okay.  Send the bill to us later.

Johan:	I will.  {Leaves the building.}

<Not too healthy van starting and rattling away>

Policeman #1:	{Gets up and walks to the bathroom.  Soon after he enters the
bathroom�}

<fwoosh!>

Policeman #1:	AHHHHH!!!  {bursts out of the bathroom, waving his flaming
hands}

__ Now, because we hate you�__

((Fly Goddess Airlines.))
((Listen to Radio Now!))
((Listen to Firesign Theatre.  Why?  'Cause it's good for ya.))

__ Don't you just hate this? __

Policeman #2:	Well, that was exciting�

Policeman #3:	Yeah.  {Both Policeman #2 and #3 turn back to their doughnuts
and coffee.}

Paul:	Flame-throwing faucets?!?!?!
John:	{looks stunned}
Larry:	We should have expected that.

__ The show is now over - too bad the good part got cut.  On with the credits!
__

-- Stupefyin' Jones as Miss Vivian
-- Ms. Piggy as Ms. Murphy
-- Gonzo as Johan the Plumber
-- Jack the Ripper as Policeman #1
-- Bugs Bunny as Policeman #2
-- Daffy Duck as Policeman #3
--
-- The Copper Doughnut Shop
-- was created by Ryo Hoshi
--
-- Cat & Mouse Publishers is
-- Under
-- Anon Mouse
-- Kitti
-- Neko Hoshi
-- Ryo Hoshi
-- &
-- Bob McCaulley
--
--� 1998 Cat & Mouse Publishers.
--All rights reserved.

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	Well, this is kinda shorter then the usual episode.  Well, that's mainly
because, well, the good part - the flaming and cussing policeman - got cut.
	Them's the breaks�

	Anyways, on to the next episode bit�

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__ On the next episode of The Copper Doughtnut Shop�__

[It's daytime.  We are looking at Paul, who is cleaning the counters.  The
Copper Doughnut Shop is empty�]

<bell ringing>

Unseen male:	(speaking Japanese, and there are subtitles) Excuse me, sir, but
could you tell me the way to Furinkan High School?

<<We are now looking past Paul and at the unseen male>>

[Yup, you've guessed it.  It's Ryoga, everyone's favorite lost boy.]

Paul:	(In English, with Japanese subtitles) Huh?

==Next episode: The Lost One! ==

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	How nice, Under's got a crossover planned�stay tuned!