The Cat & Mouse Publisher's unique script style:
	When there is no space between two or more people's lines that means that
they are speaking at the same time.
	[This is where we tell you what you are seeing.]
	{This is an action.}
	(This is how a person is speaking.)
	* This is a stressed word. *
	< These are sound effects. >
	<< These are camera movements. >>
	((These are commercials.))
	--These are credits
	== This is a title card ==
	__ Heads up! __

	THE DISCLAIMERS:
	The Copper Doughnut Shop and all characters that work there belong to Cat &
Mouse Publishers.  If you want to borrow them, pass it by our DiC for
approval.
	All borrowed characters belong to somebody else.
	We are not doing this for profit.  We are not doing this for fun.  Why are we
doing this?  We don't know.
	Any resemblance to real places, people, and real life is purely coincidental.
(At least, we want you to believe that...)
	WARNING: Anything can happen in The Copper Doughnut Shop.
	You have been warned.


__ Commercial Break Over __

[We are back in the main area of the store. As the camera focuses on the pair
at the counter- Larry and a gorgeous woman with long soaking wet white hair -
we notice that the bathroom's door has been replaced and that there are now
doughnuts and other food items on display.]

Larry:	Why, hello, Miss Vivian.  How's the weather been?

Miss Vivian:	Oh, it's been a bit too dry for my tastes�my lake is getting
smaller by the day.  {She smiles, revealing perfect white teeth, and bats her
emerald green eyes.}

Larry:	Sorry to hear that, Miss Vivian.  What shall I get you?

Miss Vivian:	Well, I'd love a cup of orange juice.  I just can't seem to get
any orange juice where I live.

Larry:	One cup of orange juice, coming right up!  {He turns to the orange
juice machine and grabs a hot serving cup.  He then turns with a rather grand
gesture and overfills the cup.  After he has done that, he turns around and
hands Miss Vivian the cup.}  That'll be� {Punches in the code for "Large OJ"
on the cash register} 95 cents, with tax.

Miss Vivian:	{Hands Larry a soaked dollar bill} Here.  Keep the change.
{Walks out of the store and off into the distance.}

John:	{Sticks his head out of the kitchen door} Hey, didn't you notice that
her hair was wet?

Larry:	(confused) Huh?

John:	{shaking head sadly} Never mind� {He glances up.  He is surprised by
what he sees.  He beats a hasty retreat back into the kitchen}

<<camera makes a 180 turn>>

[We are now looking out through the door.  Approaching is a little old lady,
rather on the fat side, wearing a red thong bikini.  She apparently is the
owner of the red Jaguar�]

Larry:	[looks up, still in an trance]  < gasp of shock> [snaps out of his
trance]  (to nobody) From the oceans of beauty to the parched deserts of
repulsiveness�

Old Lady in Bikini:	(angrily) What did you say, young man?

Larry:	Nothing, Ms. Murphy.

Ms. Murphy:	(ranting) Nothing!  The chocolate eclairs are taking over the
world, and you say it's nothing!

Larry:	(with some exasperation) What would you like, Ms. Murphy.

Ms. Murphy:	(calmly) Two chocolate eclairs, please.  (ranting again) I just
can't believe you people! {takes the paper bag containing her chocolate
eclairs and hands Larry some money.  Leaves store, still ranting.}

[We see Ms. Murphy's back.  The bottom half of the thong bikini is coming off.
We cut away just as it falls off.]

Larry:	 <gack> {His eyes practically pop.  He runs into the bathroom.}

[As Larry runs into the bathroom, a man with very bad grooming skills walks
in, carrying a rusty toolbox.  John pops out to take over the counter for
Larry, who will be taking time off for illness.]

John:	Hello, Johan.  Could you please fix the <loud flame thrower-type sounds,
drowning out the rest of John's request >

Johan:	What?

John:	You need to fix the toilet.  It's been erupting flame whenever somebody
flushes it�

Johan:	That's broken?

John:	Well, one has to say it's not normal�

Johan:	Most toilets are broken�flushing water!  What idiocy!

John:	{Looks nervous} You aren't going to go into a rant, right?

__ We leave out intrepid hero just as Johan goes into a rant for, you guessed
it, commercials! __

((A misplaced ad for phone sex.))
((An ad for the Acme Weather Dancer))
((Something plugging a Legion of Superheroes movie))
((Ad for local Japanese restaurant))