Okay, folks, quick author's notes and comments:
1.	This is done in Cat & Mouse Publisher's unique script style.
	When there is no space between two or more people's lines, that means that
they are speaking at the same time.
	[This is where we tell you what you are seeing.]
	{This is action.}
	(This is how a person is speaking.)
	*This is a stressed word.*
	<These are sound effects.>
	<<These are camera movements.>>
	((These are commercials.))
	--These are credits
	== This is a title card ==
	__Heads up!__
2.	Any and all help on portraying characters realistically (well, semi-
realistically) will be appreciated.

	Now for the disclaimers!

	The Copper Doughnut Shop and all characters that work there belong to Cat &
Mouse Publishers.  If you want to borrow them, pass it by our DiC for
approval.
	All borrowed characters belong to somebody else.
	We are not doing this for profit.  We are not doing this for fun.  Why are we
doing this?  We don't know.
	Any resemblance to real places, people, and real life is purely coincidental.
(At least, we want you to believe that...)
	WARNING: Anything can happen in The Copper Doughnut Shop.
	You have been warned.



== The Copper Doughnut Shop ==
--     Produced by Ryo Hoshi
--     Directed by Neko Hoshi
--        Created By Under
--
--Starring:
--Kermit the Frog
--                      as
--                           Larry O'Neal

--Bruce Wayne
--                      as
--                       Paul Davidson
--                      and
--Freakaziod
--                      as
--                             John Jones
--
== Episode one: The Copper Doughnut Shop ==

[Scene: outside a diner in what looks like your normal small middle-American
town.  The diner has an overall black-and-white art deco exterior with copper
trimmings.  The sign out in the parking lot has the words "The Copper Doughnut
Shop" in black stencil on a white background.]

<<Zoom into the building, apparently coming in through the door>>

[The interior is also in black and white art deco with copper details. There
is a bar going from right to left, curving off towards the wall about five
feet from the left wall.  In those five feet there is a charred door. On the
far left stands John Jones, a tall middle-aged man with brown hair.  He is on
the phone.]

John:	(Angrily) I tell you, the toilet is *not* supposed to do *that*! Yes,
you need to get down here!  {Slams the phone up.  Turns around and heads
towards the kitchen door at the back of the shop}  (like a curse) Plumbers...
{Slams the door as he goes through}

<CRASH!!!>

[The charred door crumbles.  We get a quick glimpse of the usual contents of a
bathroom, complete with the usual charred toilet.]

<<Cut to camera inside of the kitchen.>>

[Our kitchen is your typical doughnut shop kitchen.  Inside, working, is Larry
O'Neal, a short redhead.  Paul Davidson - a tall, handsome, twenty something
man - is washing his hands.  John, watching them, is leaning on the door to
the shop]

John:	I *just* can't believe it!

Larry:	What can't you believe?

John:	That plumber!  I mean, why anyone would want a toilet to do *that* is
beyond me!

Paul:	Do what?

John:	Go see for yourself.
Larry:	You don't want to know.

Paul:	{Rolling eyes towards heaven} (whispered) Why me, God?  Why me?

Larry:	Might as well go and open up the shop...  {Heads towards the main area
of the Diner}

(([Ranma-chan, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, and Shampoo dance out, scantily-clad and
singing.]  Voice-over: Watch Ranma 1/2 on your local station!  [Still of Ranma
1/2 logo - English, of course - with station id logo at bottom and time that
they are running it at just below the Ranma 1/2 logo.]))
((One of Coca-Cola's Supermom commercials))
((Station ID.  Whatever is your favorite station.))
((Ad for local doughnut shop.))
((Fragment of what apparently is a hentai anime))
((The "Technical Difficulties" screen))