A Ranma 1/2, Batman: the Animated Series fusion


[Scene: the top of a large building.  Ryouga, wearing the 'Batman'
costume, stands heroically near the edge.]

Ryouga: [Voice-over]  This is the city.  Gotham.  A place were mad
        criminals roam the streets, terrorizing the general populace.
        And only I stand between-

[Ranma, wearing the original 'Robin' costume, swings into the scene
slightly out of control and smashes into Ryouga from behind.]

Ranma: Oops.

[Ryouga stumbles forward, windmills his arms in attempt to regain his
balance, and falls off the building.]

Ranma: Aw, man.  Not again.

[Scene: the street below.  Ryouga crashes into the pavement, creating a
huge crater which forces cars to swerve wildly.  Ryouga stands up,
pieces of concrete sticking to his clothing.]

Ryouga: Damn you, Ranma!  This is all your fault!



[Scene: a small room with a brown-haired elf hunched over the keyboard
of a computer.  Ranma storms into the room.]

Ranma: Hey!  What's the big idea of making me Robin?

Pi: Um... well... for comedic value.

Ranma: Well, I ain't nobody's side-kick, ya got that?  [Ranma leaves.]

[Pi shrugs.]

Pi: If that's the way he wants it...

[Pi cackles.]



            A Ranma 1/2, Batman: the Animated Series fusion


[Scene: the top of a large building.  Ryouga, wearing the 'Batman'
costume, stands heroically near the edge.  Mousse, wearing the 'Robin'
costume, stands beside him.]

Ryouga: [Voice-over]  This is the city.  Gotham.  A place were mad
        criminals roam the streets, terrorizing the general populace.
        And only my good friend Mousse and myself stand between-

[Ranma, female and wearing the 'Batgirl' costume, swings into the scene
slightly out of control and smashes into the pair from behind.]

Ranma: Oops.

[Scene: Pi's room.  Ranma slams the door open.]

Ranma: No!  Absolutely not!



                                starring

                  Hibiki Ryouga as Bruce Wayne/Batman

                      Mousse as Dick Grayson/Robin

                           Ono Tofu as Alfred

                  Tendou Souun as Commissioner Gordon

                Saotome Ranma as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl

                      Kunou Tatewaki as The Joker

                      Tendou Akane as Harley Quinn

                      Tendou Nabiki as Ms. Freeze

                          Shampoo as Catwoman

                   Gosunkugi Hikaru as The Scarecrow

                      Kunou Kodachi as Poison Ivy

                       Saotome Genma as The Panda
                           (not the Penguin)

                      Kuonji Ukyou as The Griddler
                                (sorry)

                      Cologne/Happosai as Two-Face
                               (shudder)

                         Tendou Kasumi as Bane
                                 (oops)



                                 coming

              As soon as I finish repeating all my digits.

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