On Fri, 25 Sep 1998, Pi wrote:
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1998 10:47:15 -0500 (CDT)
From: Pi <sort@bucket.pp.ualr.edu>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic][Ranma][B:TAS] Fusion
A Ranma 1/2, Batman: the Animated Series fusion
[Scene: the top of a large building. Ryouga, wearing the 'Batman'
costume, stands heroically near the edge.]
Ryouga: [Voice-over] This is the city. Gotham. A place were mad
criminals roam the streets, terrorizing the general populace.
And only I stand between-
[Ranma, wearing the original 'Robin' costume, swings into the scene
slightly out of control and smashes into Ryouga from behind.]
Ranma: Oops.
[Ryouga stumbles forward, windmills his arms in attempt to regain his
balance, and falls off the building.]
Ranma: Aw, man. Not again.
[Scene: the street below. Ryouga crashes into the pavement, creating a
huge crater which forces cars to swerve wildly. Ryouga stands up,
pieces of concrete sticking to his clothing.]
Ryouga: Damn you, Ranma! This is all your fault!
Should that be "Robin?"
[Scene: a small room with a brown-haired elf hunched over the keyboard
of a computer. Ranma storms into the room.]
Ranma: Hey! What's the big idea of making me Robin?
Pi: Um... well... for comedic value.
Ranma: Well, I ain't nobody's side-kick, ya got that? [Ranma leaves.]
[Pi shrugs.]
Pi: If that's the way he wants it...
[Pi cackles.]
A Ranma 1/2, Batman: the Animated Series fusion
[Scene: the top of a large building. Ryouga, wearing the 'Batman'
costume, stands heroically near the edge. Mousse, wearing the 'Robin'
costume, stands beside him.]
Ryouga: [Voice-over] This is the city. Gotham. A place were mad
criminals roam the streets, terrorizing the general populace.
And only my good friend Mousse and myself stand between-
[Ranma, female and wearing the 'Batgirl' costume, swings into the scene
slightly out of control and smashes into the pair from behind.]
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ranma: Oops.
[Scene: Pi's room. Ranma slams the door open.]
Ranma: No! Absolutely not!
starring
Hibiki Ryouga as Bruce Wayne/Batman
Personally, how can Ryouga be Batman if he can't find his way out of a closet?
Mousse as Dick Grayson/Robin
I hope Mousse can see well, or else this'll be an interesting duo.
Ono Tofu as Alfred
About Kasumi as Ally (McBeal)?
Tendou Souun as Commissioner Gordon
No, no...Gordon is NOT a wimp.
Saotome Ranma as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl
Right. And I'm a girl.
Kunou Tatewaki as The Joker
Wouldn't he make a better Mr. Hatter or that insane guy that nearly tries to
takeover the world?
Tendou Akane as Harley Quinn
Azusa "I'm always looking for cute" Shiratori would be a much better choice (if
she could get rid of those skates...). And while you're at it, have Mikado
Sanzein as the Joker. (They're both rather clueless, much like the Joker and
Harley.)
Tendou Nabiki as Ms. Freeze
And what did she freeze up...her Swiss bank account?
Shampoo as Catwoman
Literally.
Gosunkugi Hikaru as The Scarecrow
Yeah. He sometimes scares himself.
Kunou Kodachi as Poison Ivy
Good choice. Very good choice.
Saotome Genma as The Panda
(not the Penguin)
You don't like Mr. Panda, do you?
Kuonji Ukyou as The Griddler
(sorry)
Well, she *is* one of the more intelligent Ranma characters...
Cologne/Happosai as Two-Face
(shudder)
"I want Son-in-law's panties!"
Tendou Kasumi as Bane
(oops)
How about Herb instead of Kasumi?
coming
As soon as I finish repeating all my digits.
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Josh Green, aka Pi -- SORT@BUCKET.UALR.EDU
http://bucket.ualr.edu/~sort/fanfic/
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You know, your idea gives me an idea, writing a Ranma fic where Ranma doesn't
save the day, someone else does. Why can't he get all of the glory? Oh, well.