"AAAH!"

	For once, Mr. Satan was very glad that there were 
no cameras around; he would have never been able to live 
with himself if the rest of the world knew of his humiliating 
cowardice.  (To be fair, it must be said that Mr. Satan had 
attempted to use his great reputation and his equally great
fighting skills to ward off the alien.  Unfortunately, the alien was 

neither impressed with Mr. Satan's proclamation that he was "The 
World Champion" no with Mr. Satan's Dynamite Kick.  So Mr. Satan was 

forced to use his last resort, Tactic #36: Run Like Mad.)

	'Of all the times for an alien invasion...' Mr. Satan 
thought grimly.  Goku had more or less ceased to exist.  Bulma had 
dragged Vegita to some other planet to celebrate a second honeymoon.  

Bra and Pan were on what seemed like a year-round shopping session.  

Gohan and Videl were busy teaches classes at the nearby university.  

As for Goten and Trunks...Mr. Satan didn't want to know where they 
were.  The rest of those who had fought alongside the heroes had 
vanished mysteriously [1], leaving only Mr. Satan as the sole 
defender
of Earth.

[1] Later investigation showed that they had been sucked into the
dreaded Plot Hole.

	Mr. Satan looked behind him, and beads of sweat began flying
out of his head as he realized that the alien was catching up.  In 
an
effort to slow his pursuer down, Mr. Satan began chucking random 
objects at it.

	First, he tried a stick.

	*Bounce.*

	Then, a rock.

	*Crack.*

	Third, a bird bath, with the birds still in it.

	*Smash.  Chirp.*

	Fourth, a heavy lead anvil. [2]

[2] Curtesy of one cute Warner Sister.

	*Thud.*

	The last object managed to impede the alien's onslaught, but 
not by much.  In a few minutes, Mr. Satan found himself running for 
his life again.  As he rounded a corner, he saw in two people in the 

distance.  One was a teenaged girl with a walkman hanging from her 
neck, the other a young man looking rather distraught over a piece of 

smashed metal.


	"DAMN YOU, ALIEN!!  YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!" Jay screamed. [3]

[3] Elyssa suddenly had the strange feeling of deja vu.

	He was about to launch into a long rant about his beloved
ex-minidisc player when he heard the sound of rapidly approaching 
footsteps.

	"INCOMING!" A large man sporting a mustache and a 
gravity-defying afro screamed, an alien hot at his heels.

	Behind him, Jay heard the sound of the other alien coming up 
the stairs.
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