Presenting, a Ranma 1/2 Spamfic by Mark Eymer (saotome@micron.net):

Ranma 1/2: Second Impact
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[Sometime in the not-so-distant future...]

"Where on Earth am I now?!" A tortured Ryouga shouted towards the sky.

"That's what we'd like to know, Pigboy. One minute we're in Japan, and
all you say is 'Follow me.'" Ranma sighed. "I can't believe we were dumb
enough to actually give in AND follow you."

"Look, there's a sign up ahead." Soun pointed at the post sticking out
of the snowy ground. His three daughters crowded around him, trying to
keep warm.

"Aiyah! Shampoo hope it tell were Pigboy lead us!" Mousse and Cologne
nodded in agreement.

"Well, then, let's go everyone!" Ukyou set off in the lead.

Upon reaching the sign, everyone just stopped and stared. Kuno was about
to explode, Ukyou looked rather mad. Shampoo, Mousse and Cologne looked
to be preparing weaponry. Ranma was cracking his knuckles and his
father, along with the Tendos, were doing the same. Kodachi was
preparing a vial of black liquid and Ryouga could do nothing but look
sheepish. The sign read, 'Antarctica'.

"Hehehe. My, how'd I get here?!" Ryouga was about to run when everyone
pounced on him. In those next few moments, everything went white.

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

And Antarctica was wiped from the face of the Earth in the Second
Impact.

[The End]

Hehehe... don't kill me. :P

Peace!

Mark Eymer