Ruroni Kenshin: Orooo?
                                                a spamfic by
                                                George Mori

    The Hitokiri Battosai stared his opponent down. He wasn't a tall
man, nor overly muscular, and with his long red hair and large eyes he
looked like a woman, until he got mad that was. However no one doubted
his power. He was death with a sword, or had been until 10 years prior
when he swore he would never kill again. He still used a sword, or
rather an inverted sword, the Sakabatou. The sword was meant to cripple,
but not kill. It's blunt edge hurt like hell, but it would rarely do
more than break a bone or two. But even with that sword Himura Kenshin
was the most dangerous man in Japan

     Kamiya Kaoru stared at her sparring partner. It had taken some
doing but Kenshin had finally agreed to spar with her, though he said he
would go Very easy and use generic techniques. He didn't want anyone
else to pick up the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu, it was too dangerous. Kaoru
decided to begin the match. She lunged forward and Kenshin dodged her
attack effortlessly, he then knocked back her sword with his scabbard
and pressed forward. Kenshin did a quick swing that Kaoru barely dodged,
she then tried to hit Kenshin in the mid-riff and follow up with a head
blow but both attacks missed completely.

    Kenshin, decided to demonstrate a move that would help Kaoru's
defensive posture, it would be slow enough so she could see where the
attacks were coming from. He charged forward swinging his sword in
several circular motions. In an instant he was on the other side of
Kaoru. He was about to turn around when he saw Yahiko, Kaoru's, student
running towards him. It took a second, but he finally heard what Yahiko
was saying.

    "Kenshin! You're using the wrong sword!!" Yahiko ran towards him
holding the REAL Sakabatou.

    Kenshin turned around slowly. "Orooo?" As soon as he finished, Kaoru
fell into six bloody pieces.

The End

    I just had this idea in my head for a while. It just had to come
out. I wrote this little diddy in about 15 minutes at most so be kind.
Heh. For those of you who don't know about RK, the basic concept is in
the opening paragraph. Heh for more info goto oro.simplenet.com/oro/.
Hitokiri Battosai pretty much means badass assasin, which is what
Kenshin was. This is definitely a series to chack out. I'll get off of
my little Anime plug now. = )
        -George