You know, I've decided I hate having Anime dreams.
  Well, unlike some other people, I think I've had my first last night. 
  For some reason or another I was in the Dark Kingdom from Sailor Moon 
(all the ice and water gave it away). For no apparent reason I was 
watching the Senshi trounce mass armies of monsters (where they came 
from is beyond me) until they entered my 'chamber,' which was nothing 
more than a room filled with water halfway to the top, aka the glorified 
swimming pool (?!) Of course, the Senshi fell into my 'trap,' and when 
they asked who I was I told them I was Zirconia (??!!!) And, for no 
apparent reason, I wanted to bring them over to my side, and the only 
way I could do it was to kiss them (!!), so I went over and kissed 
Minako (that's how you know its an otaku dream, I suppose, even when I 
don't like her)... went on for a few minutes, then she was under my 
power (??!!!) Next I tried for Rei, but she tried to drown herself 
instead. Of course, being the guy I was, I 'rescued' her, then asked her 
why she would do such a thing. She answered, "I'll never let you force 
me against my friends." or something to that effect. Then Mina tells me 
"Love is the most powerful weapon," then we kissed again (damn you, 
Venus; gives a new meaning to the love goddess, hmmm?). And, of course, 
I was so caught-up by their words that I had to let them go. 
  Other weird things include Sailor Mercury shouting her signature 
attacks in alternating English and Japanese, and a shattering crystal 
prism which I had no idea where it came from. 
  Pffff, some evil villain *I* turned out to be! Goes to show you that 
the Senshis' record for converting villains extends to even dreams 
(dammit, and I sooooo much wanted to kill them).
  Feel free to chastise me :) This one sounds like the self-inserted 
villain gone wrong....


"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."--JMS, creator of Babylon 5. 
"If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die."--Kosh, Babylon 5.
"Understanding is a three-edged sword."--Kosh, Babylon 5. 
"Never show your hand until the end."--me, being profound. 

--Razorclaw X

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