xGSV Pretentious Twaddle(Eccentric)
o(Organisation) FFML
Okay.
If this is anything like Lurkers' Lina/Zel lemon, I have to say this
first: I've never read it. If it is, and some of you are wondering what
the ELL is going on, we must both be fans of Michael Moorcock.
This was inspired by one of his self-parodies.
And it's not really Lemon.
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Rock Hard Zel
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Lina was not well.They had just raided the temple of some ancient,
long-forgotten Goddess of love, when Lina had got hit by a poison dart.
And Zel had helped her back to her rooms at the inn, and kept an eye on
her.
He knew that the poison wasn't fatal, but hallucinogenic at most.
*Knock*
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, the Herbalist. What is the poison, and is it curable?"
"Well, it's not a poison."
"What is it then?"
The herbalist blushed slightly, and whispered into Zel's ear. Zel's
expression became stonier, if possible, and a slight blush crept acoss
his features.
"You... have... got... to... be... kidding... me. You are, aren't you?"
"No sir. The Aphrodisiac is very powerful, and... well... I'll leave you
to it!" He slammed the door behind him, as Lina grabbed Zel by the arm
and hauled him into bed.
"No! Wait! MMMMPH! You can't..."
Two minutes later, Zelwas lying on his back, his clothes all over the
room. Lina was sulking, sort of, lying on her side, facing away from
Zel. All her passion had been killed by one image.
"I'm sorry."
"Sorry?! SORRY?!"
"Look, you know I'm part Golem..."
"Yes."
"I was trying to tell you, but you kind of gagged me... It was Rezo's
Idea of a joke."
"Some joke."
"You're telling me!"
"Why did he pick that?"
"Ask him."
"And why... Sandstone?"
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The Novocastrian Samurai:
Bushi, Kenshi,
Bishonen Sailor Senshi.
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"Come, muse, let us sing of Rats."
"Kunou-baby, you're drunk."
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