At 11:36 PM 9/19/98 EDT, Maercutio@aol.com wrote:

The story you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed to
protect the sane.

Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions is proud to present....

"Searching for Tybalt."
-by Mercutio

Copyright 1998, Matthew Giglia.

Starring, in order of descending freakishness.....

The Bad Guys.

************, playing herself,
as Tybalt.

Megumi Hayashibara, 
providing the voice of Tybalt.

Gary Kleppe,
as Chief of the FFML Gestapo Securifreaks.

Christopher J. Angel.
as Christopher the Angel, Ranking Member of the Gestapo Securifreaks.

The Good Guys.

Mercutio, Our Hero
as himself.

Ranma Saotome
Ryoga Hibiki
Ukyo Kuonji
and Shampoo, as themselves.

The Sailor Senshi.
as the Sailor Senshi.
With celebrity cameos from.....

The Eternal Lost Lurker,
as Crazed Vigilante in Saiyan Armor #1.

White Wolf,
as a magical....well, White Wolf. 

Guy Under The Bridge,
as the hideous, loudmouthed, opinionated Troll.

Ikari Shinji,
as himself.

Ikari Gendo,
as himself.

James Earl Jones,
providing the voice of Ikari Gendo.

Ikari Yui,
as Evangelion Unit-01

A large piece of fine New England pine,
as the Giant Wooden Sean Gaffney. (Don't ask)

Filmed on location at......

Boldt Castle,
as The Keep.

Furinkan High School,
as Tybalt's Fortress of Doom.

Undocumented Features,
as the yellow fic road.

An Undisclosed Location (tm)
as Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions.


And that was all he needed to know.

	What?! *I* didn't get a role?! I, possibly the worst SI author on the
list? I'M OUTRAGED! I'M ANGRY! I'M HEADING TO THE KITCHEN FOR A TURKEY CLUB
SANDWICH! <err.. strike that last, I missed dinner> Anyway.. I'M IRRITATED
THAT I DIDN'T GET A MENTION! SO THERE!

	^_^

	Ed Becerra



	"Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal.."