Has anyone who ever thought about writing a Ranma lemon even think that his
sex life would suck.

"Ranma how can you be so bad in bed!" XXXXXX shouted at her husband.  "I had
to put up with all the competition and chaos that surrounds you and you
disappoint me on our honeymoon."

"You have to understand, there is no martial arts in sex!!!!!!!!" Ranma
replied a little weakly.

"RANMA NO BAKA!!!!!!!!  Make one then and make it fast!"