Has anybody written a Zelgadis and Amelia lemon yet?

 > 
 > I guess calling it "Deep Kissing the Toad" would be a little tasteless,

t'cha?

Depends. Which one is the toad? ^_-

 The only Slayers lemons I've seen have been Lina/Xelloss (which
 is kinda weird, frankly), and Naga/the author (which I didn't get
 three lines into before I ran screaming).

There've been Gourry/Lina ones.

Lina/Xelloss isn't that weird. Xelloss is presented in Slayers as Lina's
equivalent of Gourry's Sylphiel; an alternative love interest.

Oh, it isn't NEARLY as obvious as Sylphiel is. There's no mooning, no
blatantly obvious romantic overtones, nothing like that. But Xelloss is always
kissing Lina's hand in that courtly way, and once, from what I understand, he
kisses her on the mouth, and she doesn't seem to mind. 
  

 I dunno, Lina/Gourry or Lina/Naga seem the most obvious to me.

I think we'd all do much better to leave Lina/Naga alone. At least until Chris
"King of the Sapphic Lemon" Davies decides to take a shot at it. THAT I'd like
to see.

<runs>

-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"