"Oh Ranma, you ate okonomiyaki without paying,
  Genma took you away, oh Ranma,
  You called me cute, and stopped me from hating,
  I wanna be your fiance, oh Ranma..."

At least nobody's brought up the possibility of "Oh Ranma, you're so
fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Ranma! Hey Ranma!" yet.

For that matter, how about "Cecilia"?
    Working out in the afternoon
    With Akane and her Mallet of Doom.
    I took a serious blow to the head,
    And when I woke up, she's with P-Chan instead.

    Oh, Akane, you're breaking my head
    You're giving me multiple contusions ..."

Now, why didn't *my* pop songfic get this kind of response?
<huge sigh>

-- Bob

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