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        A-kun blinked.  ????? blinked.  A-chan stopped staring at her 
porn magazines and took notice that they weren't in A-kun's house 
anymore.  C-chan checked to make sure she still had her guns.  Huh? 
scratched his butt.  TharzZzDunN belched, then smiled brightly.
        "What the hell is going on?" A-kun demanded, grabbing 
TharzZzDunN by the collar and shaking him in a very throttle-like 
motion.
        TharzZzDunN was grinning madly as usual.  He pulled out a 
plushie of himself and pulled the cord on it's back.
        "It's obvious, A-kun.  We're self-insertion characters now!" the 
TharzZzDunN Plushie replied.
        A-kun eyed the plushie.  Then, grabbed it and began throttling 
it.  It screamed and 'AAAAAAAAAAACK'ed as A-kun shook it like a rag 
doll.
        "A-kun, stop it." C-chan said, putting her hand on A-kun's 
shoulder.
        A-kun stopped throttling the doll and gave it to C-chan, who 
pulled a chainsaw out.
        "WHERE ARE WE?!!??" C-chan snarled.
        "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" The 
Plushie-TharzZzDunN screamed.
        "Hold it, C-chan." TharzZzDunN said, taking the doll.
        TharzZzDunN pulled out an industrial lighter and held it in 
front of the doll.
        "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!??!" TharzZzDunN snarled.
        "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" 
The Plushie-TharzZzDunN calmly spoke.
        "Um, why are you guys torturing that doll?" Sailor Moon asked, 
as she and the Sailor Senshi began to sweat nervously.
        "Sailor.... Moon?  TharzZzDunN!!!  YOU-" A-kun began before it 
began raining.  It was too late.
        *POOF*
        A-chan was now wearing a Sailor Suit with sexy lingerie over it, 
following the trend that Madonna started of wearing your underwear on 
the outside.
        C-chan was suddenly in a sailor suit while in a suit of power 
armor like Priss Asagari's Knight Saber suit.
        ????? was in a sailor suit much like Makoto Kino's, but her gems 
had two golden female symbols that were connected by the ring.
        Huh? was suddenly in a copy of the armor that Prince Endymion 
wore.
        TharzZzDunN was in an inverted copy of Tuxedo Mask's outfit.
        And finally, A-kun became A-kun-chan and was wearing an outfit 
that was remarkably like Usagi's.
        "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" A-kun-chan screamed.
        Suddenly, they allow had the compulsion to introduce themselves.
        "I am Sailor Madonna!  I feel like writing a book about sex..." 
A-chan announced.
        "I'm SAILOR VIOLENCE!  Let's frag some damn youma already!" 
C-chan exclaimed.
        "I'm Sailor Earth!  Hey, is that Sailor Uranus and Neptune in 
the background?" ????? asked.
        "I'm Prince Shakespeare.  Alas, poor A-kun, I knew him well...." 
Huh? said, pulling out a fake skull.
        "I'm Tuxedo Inverted Perverted Toaster Strudel!" TharzZzDunN 
said, grinning much like someone who belongs in a mental institute 
might.
        "And I'm Sailor Asteroid!  I'm gonna take those 
@%@%^#^@@%^#!^#^@$^! youma and shove their @%^#!^ so far up their 
@#$^!#^!#^!#$^!#$^$%@^! that they'll need a @%^#%^!# brain surgeon to 
get their @%!^!#$^!@#$^!#^!^#$!@ out!" A-kun-chan said.

        Introducing the Sailor Not-Gonna-Happen!  Coming _NEVER_ to an 
FFML near you!

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