Just a little something to get the juices flowing ^_^

Disclaimers: Aa! Megami-sama is the property of Kousuke Fujishima and
a lot of other people who are not me. I'm probably violating the hell
out of canon, and there are going to be holes and gaps in continuity
and credibility big enough to pilot tanks through, but I don't care. 

!WARNING! THIS IS A LEMON! That means there is gratuitous, graphic
sex here! Proceed at your own risk!

	-Goddess Debugging v. 1.0-

	Skuld yawned and stretched as she lazily slid out of the water onto
the edge of the furo and slowly stood. Water cascaded down her body
onto the tiled floor as she walked over to retrieve her towel.
	She blinked. Her towel was missing. For that matter, so was her
bathrobe. "Now that's odd...I could have sworn..." Sighing, she
hunted around for the hairdryer. 
	Several minutes later, satisfied that she had dried off well enough,
Skuld conjured up her usual heavenly attire.
	She tried to, anyway.
	"What the--?" She tried again, concentrating. Something was cutting
her off from pocketspace. "What's going on here?"
	The air seemed to crackle for a moment, and with a loud, static
*pop*, three bugs appeared near the doorway, chittering and twitching
their rabbit-like ears. 
	Skuld scowled. "I might have known..." She edged away from the bugs,
reaching for her hammer...luckily, she'd had the foresight to bring
it with her and lean it against the wall. "Hold still, you...this
won't hurt..."
	Before she could grab the shaft of her mallet, one of the bugs
bounded across the room and pounced on her. "Whoa--hey!" she shouted
as the bug landed directly on her chest. "Get off!" she cried out as
the bug gained purchase on the rounded, soft flesh of her breast. She
scowled, and grabbed the bug, trying to fling it across the room.
"Ecchi bug!"
	The bug twitched its whiskers at her, and clenched its spindly legs,
squeezing the young goddess' pulchritude in an attempt to hold on.
Something just beneath its head caught its attention...something
small, dark, and round. Curious, it shifted its grip on Skuld's
breast and took an experimental bite.
	"IIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Skuld screamed as the bug's teeth dented her
sensitive nipple. Her feet slipped out from under her and she landed
on her bottom on the wet tile. She rolled over, attempting to crush
the bug underneath her, or at least to dislodge it from her chest.
Nearby, the other bugs were chittering rapidly. She got the distinct
impression she was being laughed at.
	"Let GO of me, you perverted little bug!" the young goddess cried
out as she tried to dislodge the offending creature. It held on fast,
however. Skuld screamed as it once again bit her nipple. 
	"Okay, that's IT!" Skuld scrambled to her feet, and grabbed her
hammer. *This is gonna hurt,* she thought angrily to herself, as she
prepared to whack the bug where it rested upon her breast.
	One of the other bugs leapt at her, coming in low and butting her in
the stomach. As it fell to the floor, Skuld began pinwheeling, her
preparations for striking the first bug putting her off-balance. She
flailed her arms, nearly breaking several fixtures with the hammer,
until finally she toppled over backwards and landed in the bath with
a splash.
	*Yes! Now I can just get out of here...* Skuld tried to teleport
out, but her efforts were blocked as before. *No! I can't believe
this...*
	The first bug was still latched onto her breast, and kept tensing
and flexing its legs. Its actions were squeezing the young goddess'
breast in a way that she was beginning to find...not altogether
unpleasant. The second bug stood atop her other breast, peering at
her inquisitively. The third bug...
	The third bug had hopped onto the edge of the furo, over which
Skuld's legs hung, spread apart. The bug leaned over the edge of the
water towards her, sniffing curiously at the region between her legs.
Skuld noticed this, and snapped her legs together tight, blushing
furiously. "What's with you!?" she demanded of the creatures. "Why
are you being so ecchi?"
	By way of response, the second bug latched onto her breast the same
way the first one had, and both bugs bit her nipples simultaneously.
"IYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" she screamed. "TASUKETE!!" She
began thrashing around in the water, flailing her hammer with one
hand. She began kicking her legs, forgetting about the bug perched on
the rim of the furo.
	The third bug leaped onto her abdomen, turning to face away from
her. It flattened itself out, and when Skuld's legs parted from her
kicking, it nipped at her tender flesh. This elicited yet another
scream from the young goddess. Her hammer swung around, seemingly of
its own volition, and landed on the creature. With a *pop*, the bug
was erased from existence, and the debugging mallet fell from Skuld's
grasp, landing on her stomach and sliding towards the edge of the
furo. The haft of the hammer landed in the shallow valley between her
breasts, the pommel coming to rest barely an inch from her mouth. The
bugs looked nervous as the hammer bounced once, then resumed their
activities. 
	As Skuld opened her mouth to scream again, the pommel of her hammer
dropped right between her lips, surprising her. As she lay there,
with the end of the hammer's shaft in her mouth, the two bugs working
on her breasts, and the other end of the shaft in all-too close
proximity to her sex, a strange, tingling warmth began to build deep
in her abdomen. She closed her eyes and bit down hard on the mallet's
pommel as the bugs nipped playfully at her again. Her nipples were
sore, but the soreness felt strangely good, strangely arousing. That
thought caused her to blush all over. She opened her mouth and let
the pommel fall out, causing the hammer to slide closer to the
ground. As it did so, the narrow shaft slipped between the folds of
her labia, sending a shivering, pleasurable sensation shooting
through her body as the cold metal passed across the sensitive flesh.
She caught the mallet before it slipped completely away, pulling it
towards her, telling herself she intended to whack the other two
bugs...but she instead found herself pulling it slowly, deliberately
across her sex, imbedding the shaft as deeply as it would go between
her outer lips. A low, soft moan escaped her throat as the erotic
tingling built between her legs. She began to feel moist, and knew it
wasn't from the furo.
	Slowly at first, she began dragging the hammer's shaft back and
forth across her sex, savoring the tingling, wonderful feelings the
action created. The continued actions of the two bugs enhanced her
pleasure, and she began moaning, her back arching as she increased
the speed.
	After a few minutes, the motion of the mallet's haft across her sex
wasn't enough anymore. Gently pushing herself up out of the water and
balancing on the edge of the furo, she pushed the mallet all the way
down, until the pommel rested against her labia. With one hand, she
spread the tender flesh, exposing the hot, moist inner lips and her
wet, eager love tunnel. 
	She paused briefly to wonder about what she was going to do. Part of
her wanted to stop and get out of here, screaming that this was
wrong, that she shouldn't be doing this. But the fire between her
legs, the electric tingling causing her back to arch even now, told
her to keep going.
	Skuld took the end of her mallet in hand, and slowly guided the
pommel into her waiting hole. A wave of pleasure and pain washed over
her as she pushed deeper, until her hammer-cum-dildo met resistance.
Pulling it back, and moaning at the hot, wet feeling it gave her to
do so, she prepared to make another thrust. This time, she pushed
harder, and broke through the resistance. She cried out in pain as
something inside tore, but the pain was quickly replaced by a more
pleasant sensation as her love canal began lubricating her toy.
Again, she withdrew the shaft, and plunged it deeper still into her
hole. With no resistance, she pushed it as deep as she dared inside
herself, moaning and arching her back in ecstasy. 
	Eager for a release, she began thrusting faster and deeper. The
bugs, curious at the change in her behavior, had stopped playing with
her and now sat upon her thighs, no longer able to hold onto her
breasts as she bucked and thrashed about, watching curiously as the
young goddess stimulated herself with her debugging hammer. 
	Deeper and faster, her back arching, moans of increasing volume
escaping her throat, Skuld continued to thrust the pommel of her
mallet into her slick, hot hole, finding it more and more difficult
to pull it out each time as her love tunnel clenched tightly around
it, trying to hold it inside. The need for a release became painful,
burning from her sex all the way to her brain.
	Finally, with one last, powerful thrust, the burning, erotic pain
exploded, a wave of ecstasy flooding over her. She screamed in
rapture, toppling backwards into the furo, as her love juiced flowed
down the shaft of the hammer, coating her fingers. She emitted a
long, low sigh of relief, letting the hammer drop from her suddenly
numb fingers. The two bugs crept down onto the rim of the furo and
began lapping up the juices pooling there, as well as cleaning up the
young goddess' wet, glistening sex.
	Skuld sat up dizzily, smiling down at the two creatures licking her.
"That was fun, wasn't it?" she said, giggling. After a few moments,
she reached down and picked up her hammer. "Oh!" she gasped, suddenly
remembering her original predicament. She glared at the two bugs, who
cowered fearfully. Standing, she raised the mallet above her head...
	And quickly lowered it, sliding down onto the floor and spreading
her legs. "Once more?" she asked, smiling. The two bugs looked at
each other, twitched their ears, and leapt onto the young goddess'
chest. She giggled, gasping as they latched onto her nipples with
their teeth, and pressed the haft of her mallet against her swollen
labia...

	"What's taking her so long?" Urd muttered under her breath as she
stomped into the changing room.
	"Now, Urd," Belldandy said gently as she walked in behind her
sister, holding a carefully arranged tray of bath implements, "I'm
sure she just lost track of time or some...thing..." Belldandy
trailed off as Urd flung the door to the bath open. "..."
	Urd stood there for a moment, staring at the scene within, then
closed the door. Turning around, she calmly said, "I'm going to
forget I ever saw that," and strode not too quickly out of the
changing room.
	"...debugging certainly isn't what it used to be," Belldandy
commented to nobody in particular as she, too, turned and left the
room, blushing furiously.


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*This is a test of the Emergency Anal Probe System.*

--
The Eternal Lost Lurker
"A watched twat never oils."
EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net
http://www.geocities.com/~etlostlurker

"I can't tell if she's trying to sing or trying to fake
an orgasm."
-Lurker's response to the rerecorded version of
Rayearth English opening for Working Designs

*This has been a test of the Emergency Anal
Probe System. If this had been an actual emergency,
the attention signal you just heard would have been
followed by official probes, dildos, or intrusions.
This concludes this test of the Emergency Anal
Probe System.*
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