Paul Arezina writes:

<some bits snipped>
 > [Genma screams and drops the phone. A bulge travels out of the wall, down
 > the phone cord, and you-know-who pops out of the receiver.]
 > 
 > Warners: Hellooooooo, Genma!
 > 
 > [Genma blanches.]
 > 
 > Yakko: Here we are, sibs. Japan, soon to be home of Mr. and Mrs...
 > 
 > Dot: Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana-Fana-Fo-Fesca the Third! So
 > where is he?
 > 
 > Genma (sweatdropping): Where is... who?
 > 
 > Dot: Your SON, silly!
 > 
 > Genma: Erm... son? Son? I... that is... I...
 > 
 > [Genma panics, reaches for a nearby vase, and dumps it on his head.]
 > 
 > Genma: {Son? What son? I'm just a cute panda...}
 > 
 > [The Warners blink a few times, but before the change registers, Soun comes
 > storming in in full Demon Head mode.]
 > 
 > Soun: GENMA! How could you engage Ranma to that... that...
 > 
 > [Soun sputters for a moment.]
 > 
 > Soun: ...THING?!

"Though she _is_ cute."

 > 
 > Genma: {It was an honest mistake! I didn't think} [flip] {I could lose an
 > eating contest! But} [flip] {The boy was INHUMAN!}
 > 
 > [Genma's sign has an arrow pointing to Wakko. Wakko nonchalantly grabs the
 > sign, salts it, and swallows it whole.]
 > 
 > Wakko: Mmm. Teak. My favorite.

Heh!  One can see this happening.  Easily.  (And that scares one.)

There are a few anime/Animaniacs crossovers out there; probably the
most notable are Karen Tindall's "Sailor Toon" and "Sailor Loon"
(Though one has one's own Sailor Moon/A! crossover, Sailor Anvil, at
http://waxwolf.wtower.com/~taper/sailoranvil1.txt ).

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Jeffery "Taper" Wickel                            jtwickel@nyx.net 
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