Top ##FIVE## Reject Lines
By Adrian Wong

All characters belongs to Rumiko and some others J

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Top five Reject Lines for Tendo Akane:
5) Please, boys.  There's no need to defeat me in order to win my heart.
Let's talk this over in a civil manner.
4) Shampoo, your Japanese is really good considering that you've only been
in Japan for a few months. 
3) I wish I have Kodachi's body: it is tall and slender enough to look good
in whatever that she wears.
2) Really, I am too old for dresses with bright colors and frills. 

And finally . . .

1)Of course I am not going to hit you, Ranma.  After all, it's not your fault.


Top five Reject Lines for Shampoo:
5) Mousse, Wo di AIREN, wo ai ni ya!! 
4) Akane, you martial art skill excellent considering you train so little. 
3) Shampoo wish have Kodachi's  face: it looks good with or without makeup.
2) Shampoo's hair over-elaborate, should make simpler to make more elegant  

And finally . . .

1)Shampoo love Ranma too much.  She no manipulate airen with tricks!

Top five Reject Lines for Kuonji Ukyou:
5)Would you be my wife, Tsubasa-chan?
4) Akane, I wish I could be as kawaii as you are. 
3) I wish I've got Shampoo's curves: it looks great in bathing suits.
2) Maybe I should wear something skimpier to attract more dinners.
 
And finally . . .

1) Ranchan my buddy, can I be the best man at your wedding? 


Top five Reject Lines for Kuno Kodachi:
5) All these talk about taking out opponents before the match is pointless:
I'm good enough to win with my own skill.
4) Akane, you're pretty considering your awful choice of hairstyle and
dresses. 
3) I wish I have Ukyou's charismatic personality: it is great for making
friends with boys and girls alike.
2) Maybe this leotard is a bit too immodest for a walk downtown.
 
And finally . . .

1) Ranma-sama, I think both of us should benefit more from a platonic
relationship, don't you think?. 


Top five Reject Lines for Saotome Ranma:
5) You're an excellent fighter, and I have a lot to learn from you. 
4) Thanks for teaching me that technique unconditionally, Cologne.
3) Allow me to pay for this okonomiyaki, Ucchan.
2) No, Shampoo, I can't accept your man-drowned spring powder since I'm
unwilling to date you, and stealing it from you will be utmost dishonorable.

And finally . . .

1) (to Ukyou, or Shampoo) It's alright if you've decided to dump me.  I
won't persist on making you change your minds just to salvage my masculine
pride