At 08:58 AM 9/14/98 PDT, A-kun McCrillis wrote:

       Suddenly, giant speakers rose out of the ground around Tokyo 3 
and pointed to the sky.  Then, a voice began speaking.  Poorly.  The 
Evas and their pilots screamed in agony and fell to their knees.
       "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Rei, Asuka, Kai and Kensuke screamed.
       "THIS IS _WORSE_ THAN THE DISCO MUSIC!!!" Touji cried. 
       "NOT THIS CRAP!!!" Mack yelled.
       "GRA-MA!" a hideous voice squeaked.
       "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!" Touji 
shrieked as his Eva fell to it's knees.
       "IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THIS HORRIBLE....IF THEY ONLY MATCHED UP 
THE VOICE BETTER!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Rei screamed, her Eva falling to 
her knees.
       "TONIGHT, A HURRYING TRAIN!" another voice sang.
       "KAJI!  IT'S UNRAVELING MY MIND!  IT'S DEFILING MY MIND!!" Asuka 
cried as the noise sent her into a crying fit.
       "The world is a dark and lonely place.  Without light, without 
care, without reason....." Mack said as lethal amounts of angst wracking 
his mind and body.
       "How.....could that bastard do this.....even to win....." Kai 
asked, whimpering.
       In the Dogma, everyone was on their knees, weeping as depression 
filled each of them and their will to live seeped out.

       The fifteenth Angel shuddered.  What it had been doing was mean, 
yeah, but this....this....was just plain cruel.  Finally, it imploded, 
taking the Disco floor, the Disco ball, the cheap vests, the wigs, the 
platform shoes and the bell bottomed pants with it (without harming the 
Evas).

       The Magi, sensing the Angel's destruction (and they had decided 
that one more half minute of the program and they would destroy it 
themselves) shut down the program.  It would be hours, possibly days 
before the Dogma would recover from the hideous sounds of the Dubbed 
Mamano Hunter Yohko and Dubbed Bubble Gum Crisis sound files.

	You know.. the TRULY frightening thing about this is that I have, and
*enjoy*, several of the english dubs of the BGC music. Including the
infamous english version of Konya Wa Hurricane. ^_^ I have it on my comp,
and listen to it all the time.

	Now you know why my fics are so terrible. Hehehehehehe...

	Ed Becerra


	"Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal.."