Andrew wrote:

Hey, this is Andrew! I've been hard at work finishing up some of my fics, and
since classes have started here at my new university, I really am busy. So
everything is delayed a bit. In the meanwhile, I've read a lot of the fanfics,
and have come up with a few humorous comments about them...
Drumroll...
Top ten things that Lina Inverse would never say in a fanfic:
10) "Giga...byte me!"
 9) "Gourry! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Funnnnn-nneeee! But it would be funny to have Lina say: "Gourry? Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?" To which Gourry might reply: "I think so, Lina, but isn't
Zelgadis too big to fit  into my bra? NARF!" (Reference to Slayers episode #19, in
which Gourry dresses in drag, but when he rips off his dress he's got a Zelgadis
Beanie Baby stuffed into the right cup of his bra. No, really, pause/advance the
frames.)

kjh