Kami forgive me for what I am about to send..the following junk is the product
of two teenaged minds who have stayed up too late, talking about things that
they probably shouldn't know about. If you find them funny, please tell me. If
you find them sick, please tell me. Either way, our job has been done! This is
much lemony, so you probably shouldnt be reading it....but here it is! =D







Nabiki's..stories?

They had sex and Melvin was really big. It was good. Sammy didn't like it at
first, be he thought 'hey, its Melvin, so I'll get used to it," and he did. 

Genma looked up. "Growf!" 
"Oh, you're so right, my love. My big sunggly bear!" 
Genma-panda held up a sign {oh Tuxie-baby..youre sooo good!}
"Damn straight I am!" and then he stuck his rose up Genma's ass and pushed it
in an out until Genma was bleeding very very much cause thorns cut, ya know. 
{TTTTTTTTUUXXEEEDDDDOOO MAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSKKKK!!!!!!!!!}
And the next day he died from excessive blood loss to the rectum. And Tuxedo
Mask went around and did the same thing to Soun, Happosai, Kodachi, the dried
up old
monkey, and Malachite.

"Ok, Molly, just a little more..just a little more...Ok, Im done! Did ya like
it?"
"What are ya talkin about Neflite? Ah cant feel a thing!"
"Oh shut up, Neflite, and get away from my woman. You know your dick couldn't
please and ant."
"Ooh, Zoicite! That feels sooooo good!"
"I know, I know, Molly."
"Dammit, Zoicite! You're not one to talk. You don't even know if you're a man
or a woman!
And Zoicite realized Neflite was right, and killed him...her...itself. Then
Molly got really
mad at Neflite, cut off his tiny cock, and went to live happily ever after
with her lover, Luna.


Kasumi's..stories? (yes, Kasumi..if anyone knows DrkKasumi, of the AOL
DrkKasumis, you'll know why this is somewhat IC for her)

Ukyo looked up to Shen....whos face was now covered with Ukyos Cream.
"Shen....Rumors have been spreading about you...are they true...how many girls
do you really HAVE!?"
"Only you, my love, I love only you......"
"But.....but...I haven't been honest with you.....:"
"What is it.....tell me....."
"Well.....Shen....you know Ranma....?"
"Uh...sorta..." Shen stuttered blushing
"Oh....well..........Ranma....well he.....and I...well...uh..."
"Do you mean to tell me you have been seeing Ranma!? And after how faithful I
was to you! You Whore!" *Smack*
"You didn't let me finish! Ranma has been sorta screwing you while you
slept......and might I add...He's better at it!"
Shen sat there stunned and wiped his mouth.
With that Ukyo pushed Shen aside and Ran off with Ranma...who at the time was
having his way with Cologne. Ukyo killed Cologne and Raped Ranma...cause she a
dried
up ole Bitch who can't get any. (nobody messes with my Manda) Ranma cut off
Ukyo's
head and flushed it down with Mr.Hankey. who lived happily ever after...oh
..And Ranma
ran off with the spatula.

Tsubasa and Rini got it on one night...Rini didn't like it much cause
well...she's a prude.
Tsubasa kept making fun of her flat chest and Rini cried...but like Tsubasa
cared. Anyways
Rini was trustworthy and they ended up Joining at the hips every night, Rini
always thinking
of Artimis while this went on...and Tsubasa thinking of P-chop. (no not the
Pig! The meat!)
This went on forever and ever till Rini was old and Tsubasa
was....well...dead. but it went
on and on......till Ranma showed up and called Rini a dirt ole bastard for
screwing a
corpse! =O so Rini shot herself ...THE END


Hope you had fun! ^.^;

~Nabiki~
-=and Kasumi, too=-