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It was about a week later that I decided that perhaps I had gone
too far with that original title. So, I'm changing it because I'm the
author and you aren't so, nyah, nyah!
****Lemon What's Left****
Ranma was more than pissed and sought after the 'Red Kunoichi'
that had, quite literally, beaten the living tar out of Akane and
Ryouga. It was during this time that I changed my plans... a bit.
Ryouga and Akane were easy. Ryouga, despite being bandaged up, stayed
by Akane's side a lot. When Kasumi made them some tea, I just slipped
some love potion in the tea. After Kasumi left, Akane drank her tea and
looked at Ryouga, about to say something. She did, too.
"Come here, lover-boy!" Akane declared. Heh. So gullible.
Poor Ranma entered as they were making out and ran off. Darn. That'll
make him harder to get later.
I felt sorry for the Lost Boy, actually. I had just cursed him
to have to put up with someone with less curves than Tsubasa. So, I
just tossed four homemade pipe bombs into the room and ran like hell.
Heh. Two more down. Betcha didn't expect that one, did you?
I didn't do any more killings for four weeks. After all, Nerima
began to notice that quite a few of the major and minor players were
gone. Luckily, there were some other people that had entered town when
I did, and since they were nasty S.O.B.s, they got the blame, namely one
Pantyhose Tarou, who suddenly had a female curse. Heh. Ranma beat the
living snot out of Pantyhose. Some chains and a simple flick of the
wrist and Pantyhose was chained and in the river. One more down.
I had some more ideas for lemon potential, so I went to Dr. Tofu
to ask him a few questions.
"A Ki-vampire?" Dr. Tofu asked.
"Yes, according to Happosai-" I began.
"You know, I haven't seen him around recently." Dr. Tofu.
"Really? Huh. I've seen him a few times and he looks ready to
wet himself. Anyway, he told me that the new teacher at Ranma's school,
Mrs. Hinako, had been deterioating because of she had little energy of
her own. He told me that he had originally applied the pressure points
to her because she had a low constitution, and now it seems that it's
beginning to take it's toll." I lied.
"So, he wants to find a pressure point to lock what ki she
drains next time in?" Dr. Tofu asked.
"Yes. Not only is it a physical strain on her, but spiritually,
she becoming drained as well." I figured.
"I can see why. I think I have some tomes on the subject." Dr.
Tofu said.
We spent three days finding the pressure points (A series of
them, which looking suspiciously like a technique of groping) and I
bravely volunteered to 'help her'. What a pervert I am. Hehehehehe!
I waited until Hinako-chibi had drained some people, thus
becoming the very busty Hinako-sensei. Striking the pressure points
swiftly, she gave a small yelp and I quickly moved into hiding. Stage 1
was ready. Stage 2 was going to make the helpful Dr. Tofu VERY happy.
Hey, I had to repay him SOMEHOW. But, first, another couple.
"Gos-kun, how come I never noticed how handsome you are?"
Kodachi asked.
"Um... help..." Gosunkugi yelped.
Okay, not a perfect match, but Ryo Muhoshin ain't here and I
didn't like the idea Midorigame (Mr. Turtle, her pet alligator for those
less knowledgable) doing her.
A few weeks later, the Tendos and Hinako-sensei came in for
physicals. Nabiki seemed strangely distant and Kasumi was obviously
worried. Hinako-sensei was worried too.
Kasumi had made tea for Hinako-sensei (who had stayed that way
for quite a while now, so I figured it was now permenant like Tofu and I
had predicted). Hinako had lost her ability to draw in the battle aura
of others, but Ranma-chan had been giving her self-defense courses for
free (well, for a grade-boost). I had slipped a special drug into the
tea mix that Kasumi was using. I know that the drug will take about
thirty minutes to take effect (why didn't Cologne think of this stuff?!
She had the stuff!!). By then, Tofu and I will have finished with
Nabiki's examination.
Tofu had asked for my help. I REALLY had to try to keep from
drooling on Nabiki's naked body. We ran a few small tests and I lead
Nabiki out the back way to insure that she wouldn't get involved. For
those worried, no, I'm still going to get her into a situation. When
Tofu opened the door to call them, well, he'd get a pleasant surprise.
Lust spice, Cologne, you should've used that Lust spice when you could.
Too bad you were too stupid. Now, you're dead and others are getting
the benefit of your stupidity.
Nabiki was surprisingly quiet. I guess the shock of losing your
father, your might-have-been father-in-law and your little sister in a
matter of weeks would done that to even a minor stone.
I actually felt sorry that she had such a wussy-yet-annoying
father, a lazy-do-nothing father-in-law-to-be and such a violent little
sister. But, the reason I offed all of them was because they'd
interfere. She actually liked it when I hugged her. She was able to
vent her sorrow a bit. Okay, I felt bad about it offing those three,
but only because it was making Nabiki sad. I had to give Nabiki
something nice. Hmmm... The phone rang.
"Hello?" Nabiki asked.
"Nabi-*AH*-ki, I'm *OOOH* going to be *AAAAH* staying with
Tofu-sama *OOOOH* for the night-*AAAAAAAAAH*" came the audible reply.
Kasumi. I never knew.
Nabiki blushed deeply and hung up.
It was the next day. I watched as the situation unfolded.
Nabiki was called out of the room by her sensei to go to Room 4-C, which
was currently empty save for the two that I had set up. The same Lust
spice, ensuring that Nabiki would have a fun time. She walked into the
room to see Akane's friends, Yuka and Sayuri, making out rather heavily.
She tried to back out, but Yuka nabbed her (no pun intended) while
Sayuri shut and locked the door. What happened? Nabiki had a fun time,
of course. Heh. I feel so sneaky. Of course, Mrs. Hinako had called
in 'sick'.
Unfortunately, it was when I was walking down the road about
half an hour later that I realized that Ranma had no one to hook up
with. Darn. Guess I have to... then I saw someone very familiar
walking down the road. She seemed confused as to where she was. She
walked over to me.
"Excuse me, young man, but do you know the way to the Tendo
Dojo? This is only the second time I've ever been here, and I managed
to get lost." Nodoka Saotome said.
The gears in my head went into overdrive.
*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-CLICK*! Ooooooh, this was gonna be _SWEET_!
"I think I do, but I better check with Dr. Tofu to be sure.
Come on, I know it's not too far from the Tendos." I said.
We walked to Tofu's clinic (introducing ourselves along the way,
I said that I was also new in town and had befriended the family
recently, so I didn't know exactly where they lived) and inside to the
door of the exam room. I opened the door and saw that Hinako-sensei,
Kasumi and Tofu were... um, busy. Yeah. I closed the door and turned
to see that Nodoka was blushing deeply.
"That girl... and... Kasumi.... they.. were.... uh...." Nodoka
began.
"Um, I think we can find the Tendos on our own." I said.
On the way, Nodoka seemed to want to ask me a question.
"You... um, don't seem bothered... by that." Nodoka stated.
"No, I'm not. That sort of thing is common in the States." I
said.
Nodoka blushed.
"Sometimes a guy isn't even involved." I said.
Nodoka blushed harder.
"Of course, since there are so many men who are monks, gay, or
bachelors for life, it's not too surprising. Not to mention the
population of the world that's female outweighs the amount of guys.
Taking all that into account, it's actually surprising that there aren't
more lesbian couples." I said.
Nodoka was a steady red. Ooh, this was fun.
"Actually, I think all the Tendo girls are lesbians." I said.
Nodoka went from red back to normal, but her eyes widened.
"All of them?" Nodoka asked.
"Well, I think Akane's straight, but she ran off with some
Ryouga Hibiki boy." I said.
Nodoka sighed.
"Then why hasn't he contacted me?" Nodoka whispered to herself.
"And I think that Ranko is really into older women." I mused as
if I had missed what she said.
Nodoka's blush returned as she "realized" what "Ranko"'s overly
affectionate hugs "really" were.
"Ah, here's the Tendos. Nice to have met you, Mrs. Saotome." I
said loudly.
*SPLASH* I waved goodbye and walked around the corner to watch.
Mrs. Saotome knocked on the door and got a BIIIG hug from 'Ranko' and
blushed. I climbed over the fence after they went into the house. I
slipped into the kitchen (literally, but luckily, not hitting something,
and thus not making any noise (thank kami I'd grown light over these
past months)) and put the Lust spice in the kettle that Kasumi always
left ready. Ranma-chan entered just a few seconds after I quietly left
and made tea with the kettle as she couldn't use it herself. *GRIN*
I ran around the house to the entrance that leads into the house
from the dojo. I went in, climbed into the rafters and slipped into the
room using the outfit that I had stolen from the late Shampoo's closet
(Good thing I had taken to wearing it under my normal clothes. Also
good that it can be easily hidden if one wears a karate gi over it,
another thing I had taken to wearing) I had found out a few weeks ago
that it was magically enchanted to hide me until I wanted to become
visible. Useful. Too bad I never knew that the first time I used it.
I could've been standing right in front of Akane without her knowing.
Kinda makes me wonder why Shampoo didn't use it to sneak up on
Ranma. Probably because he'd be on the look-out for her more often. I
watched the scene unfold with a big goofy grin on my face.
"So, Ranko, where is everyone?" Nodoka asked, as 'Ranko' drank
some of her tea. Hmm, from the way Ranma-chan shifted her posture and a
mild glaze covered her eyes, I'd say I put too much of that Lust spice
in.
"Oh, who cares?" Ranma-chan said, gazing intently at Nodoka's
kimono and no doubt envisioning what was underneath it. Ranma-chan
stood up, went to the open door and closed it, sealing the room from
peering eyes, save mine. *PERVERTED GRIN* Then, she untied her pants,
revealing blue boxers. Hey, why is it that women look better in men's
clothing then men do? A mystery that I won't even bother to figure out.
Ranma-chan kissed Nodoka passionately, sending the elder Saotome
woman onto her rump with surprise. Nodoka almost began hyperventliating
as she backpedalled to the wall behind her. Ranma-chan opened her shirt
and purred as she crawled over to Nodoka. As Ranma-chan began feeling
her up, the elder Saotome woman seemed to struggle a bit, then gave in.
After ten years of nothing but frustration, she was probably more than
willing to have some fun, even if she wasn't completely comfortable with
the idea of having fun with another girl. Ah well. That's just about
everyone, save Ukyou. Ah, just as I planned.
Ukyou smiled at me as I entered. I had chosen to go to my
female form so that I could talk with her more personally. I had come
here in my female form enough to gain her friendship. Just the right
push and I might get her to date with my male side. Heck, if I do it
right, I might get some fun right now. Good thing there wasn't anyone
around. I'd die of embarrassment.
"Hi, Diane." Ukyou said.
Okay, so it's a cheap name, so sue me. I was in a rush and I
was babbling when I first met her.
"Hi, Ukyou." I replied.
We talked about a lot things, but I eventually managed to get to
the topic of sex with other women. It was a bit surprising when Ukyou
actually began thinking of the advantages and disadvantages. Of course,
a few episodes of Sailor Moon S and the idea of a lesbian couple was far
from unusual.
"Well, there's the fact that you have to pay for toys, but then
again, you don't have to worry about protection. I guess if you're more
inventive, you could come up with a lot of ways to do it, but most of it
has been covered in the Kama Sutra." Ukyou said.
I have to read that sometime. I have absolutely NO idea of
what's in it. My friends told me about some parts, but they won't tell
me exactly what's in it.
"But, then you have situations like your Ranchan. You have to
admit that it would be interesting being able to get a perspective of
both genders." I said.
"I know. I guess that was another reason why I really wanted to
be with Ranchan. Well, that and he was the first guy to compliment me
in a long time." Ukyou said.
"I can understand that. So, who would you do it with first? If
you were into other women, I mean." I asked.
"Ranchan, then... maybe you...." Ukyou said, before blushing.
"Then who?" I asked.
"Probably Kasumi or Nabiki." Ukyou answered.
"Then?" I inquired.
"An older person like Mrs. Hinako. After that, the rest of the
girls in Furinkan. Lastly, Kodachi, then Azusa, then Shampoo." Ukyou
said.
It was after this point that our eyes met and we had sex.
^_^
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Self-insertion....
GAH!
BRR!!
YEEEE-HA!!
And like the man (I don't remember who) said, "Underlings, bah!
When you need something done right, you have to do it yourself."
This is my first deliberate dark lemon self-insertion. All my
other self-inserts were actually there only for hilarity or cheap jokes.
In the teaser that I released about this under the title of
"Villians", I put in a combat scene between me and Ryouga (who I had
cursed to be a female). I originally planned to kidnap Ryouga-chan and
taunt Akane into the duel, maybe have Ryouga-chan lowered into a pit of
bubbling water that looks like acid from the side.
I received this e-mail:
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Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1998 13:02:26 -0600
From: David Johnston <rgorman@telusplanet.net>
Subject: Re: [FFML] GSMIT updates (Sorry it's so late)
So "Villains" is going to be a self-insertion lemon with Ryoga?
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So, to David, I have this to say:
<*WHAP*>
There! Ya got what you deserve!
To all Ryouga fans, the reason I didn't put Ryouga into a lemon
scene was because all I could come up with was either a Ryouga/Akane
scene (which for some reason was constantly corrupted thanks to
Ryoucilo's spamfic where Akane is really a man... BRRR!) or a weird and
twisted lemon scene with Ryouga, Tsubasa, Konatsu, Akari, Katsunishiki,
twelve sheep and a kiddie pool filled with Jell-o. (BRRRR!) Frankly, I
don't think ANYONE wanted to see THAT scene.
And a final note, I left Tsubasa out because of this: I don't
have anything against him really, so a death scene didn't feel right and
I couldn't put in a lemon scene because I could only see a lemon between
him and Konatsu and/or Akari.
And a final final note, no, I don't really hate Sasuke or
Tatewaki that much. He would've gotten in the way is all.
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