Bogue wrote:

 All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Marvel Comics.  The Silver Saotome Chapter 1   The universe is a big ass place.  Now, some would say that that really does no justice tothe enormity of the universe, but is it really necessary togo into a long rant of how the cosmos reach out into infinity? Isit pertenent that you hear of how the ever extending galaxiesform a chain in the celestial bodies that has no end? So, let us not go into such foolish details and let it remainthat the universe is a big ass place. Being a big ass place there should be many tales to be toldin the universe. Tales to amaze, tales to amuse and talesto sadden. This story does none of the above. Let us not make haste and get on with the story which startsin the void of space. Where no one can hear you scream: "THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO MARRY SOME GIRL I
DON'T EVEN KNOW!"  A white streak of light sped away from a hulking space craftwhere a fifty foot tall panda bear stood on top of it. The pandajumped up and down on top of the gigantic ship and made variousgrunting noises while continuing its pursuit of the white streak oflight. The streak of white light came to a sudden halt as did the shipfollowing it. When it stopped it was obvious that it was not infact a streak of white light, but actually a silver coated woman. Her very body shined with unbridaled energy and she stood upona silver plated surfing board. Also notable was the firey red whichsurged from her head and flowed down her shoulders. "I'm going back to Jusenkyo, old man! You want to stop me?!" thesilver plated woman yelled at the panda. With a wave of its massive hand a beam of pure energy rocketedfrom the panda's paws towards the silver plated woman. The silver plated woman dodged the blasts while riding her boardand said,"I'll take that as a no." More blasts of energy came from the panda's paws aimed at the silver platedwoman who dodged them all. Then with a quick motion of her armsthe silver plated woman unleashed a large bolt of cosmic energy towardsthe panda hitting it square on the chin. The panda fell over and the silver plated woman said smugly whileturning away from the bear on her board,"I'm going to Jusenkyo tofind a cure to this curse." But as she was about to leave the silver plated woman was hit over thehead by the panda. The silver plated woman fell on her board and thepanda threw her and the board onto the ship. Having done that the shipzoomed away to its destination.--- On a far off earthen planet known as Katar one of the strongest cosmic beingsin the universe tried to explain to three mortals a decision he had made many years ago. The house where they were meeting at was very large, but no one would ever think it the home of a god. They were all sitting around a table as the being known as The Stranger told themof the news he had received. He had a dignified appearance to himself with his white hair and moustache and solid body. He wore a green cape and a red shirt that would have looked silly on any other person. He tried to explain to the three mortals before him the situation he had created in a logical manner hoping that they would not over react. "FIANCE?!" The Stranger looked at his youngest daughter and said,"Yes, the sonof an old friend of mine." Akanova said,"Why would you get us engaged to some guy we don'teven know?!" "I am The Stranger and my motives must remain a mystery." Akanova moaned at that. She had heard it a million times, but wasalways amazed at how secretive her father was. She had a gold platedbody which luminated greatly and was covered mostly by her school green uniform and orange and yellow hair which curled down past her shoulders. The Stranger had always favored her over his other children because she showed the most promise in using her cosmic energy which could even be detected by the weakest of creatures. The aforementioned daughter grumbled about how she hated boys whilethe blue skined girl next to her asked,"So, daddy who's this friend of yours?" "Genmacticus, Nabula." Nabula blinked and said,"Not the same Genmacticus who goes from planetto planet ripping off all of the inhabitants to sate his never ending hunger formoney?" The Stranger was not at all surprised by Nabula's knowing of Genmacticus. She possessed a keen mind he had rarely seen in mortals, butshe unlike her younger sister possessed very little in the way of cosmic energy so he only paid her heed when she showed her truly brilliant nature. The Stranger said,"One and the same." "Father what exactly is this Ranma person like?" The Stranger turned aroundto look at his eldest daughter who was wearing an apron and was setting downsome snacks on the table they were seated at. The only thing that The Strangerfound remarkable about her was her golden hair, orange skin, and her name whichhis late wife had chosen for her, Goddess. Though she did resonate an interesting aura The Stranger took no note of it because one would always gainan aura of interest when one has the heritage of a celestial being. The Stranger answered Goddess,"I don't know. I've never met him before." Akanova yelled,"WHAT?! Why would you engage us to someone whom you'venever even met?!" "I am The Stranger and my motives must remain a mystery." "ARRRGGGHH!" Akanova would have pulled her hair out if it was possible. The Stranger stood up and said,"Wait I sense a strong presence approaching!" All three of his daughters looked at The Stranger and Nabula asked,"What isit?" The Stranger said,"I do not know, but it is about to come through that door," He emphasized the last statement by pointing at the door. Nabula, Akanova and The Stranger focused all of their attention on the door whileGoddess tried to get The Stranger's attention. Goddess said,"Father, I think you should see this." The Stranger waved his hand and said,"Do not bother us, Goddess!" She tugged on his cape and said,"But father I really think you should see this." "Not now!" he said sternly. The Stranger went back to his looking at the door until he heard a windowopening and Goddess say,"Come right in, Miss?" "I'm Ranma Saotome and the big panda outside is my old man, Genmacticus." The Stranger turned around and saw the silver plated being standing on a surfboard hovering in the center of the room on it. Smiling broadly The Stranger said,"Ah, you shall make a fine husband for oneof my daughters!" By the time he had said that Nabula and Akanova had already turned around andNabula said,"I don't think she can be a fine husband, daddy." The Stranger blinked and said,"She?" Looking down the silver plated person before him The Stranger confirmed the statement by fainting for the first time his entire existence.--- When he awoke The Stranger found himself lying on the floor with blankets draped over him. Hovering over him was Goddess who pressed a wet cloth to his forehead.The Stranger sat up and tossed the blankets aside. "What happened?"he said. Goddess said,"Oh, you found out that Ranma was actually a girl." The Stranger fainted at that and Goddess shook him awake. He said,"You can't be serious." Goddess shook her head and said,"I'm afraid I am. She was totally naked too. So I told her that she could take a bath and we could find her some new clothes later.Oh, your old friend Genmacticus is outside and he wants to talk to you." The Strranger stood up and saw the through the open window what looked like a giant panda outside. He studied its aura and sure enough it was Genmacticus. "Father, do you think having a fifty-foot tall panda in our yard will decrease the property value of our house?" goddess asked. "I believe so... Goddess, stay here. I shall talk with Genmacticus." With that The Stranger floated out of the window and flew up so he was face to face with the panda. "What happened to you Genmacticus?" The Stranger said with a groan. The panda pulled out a ten foot tall sign that read <I took my son to Jusenkyowhere we cursed to turn into a panda and a girl.> The Stranger blinked and said,"Son...? Than that would mean-" He was cut off by a large scream coming from the house. The Stranger turned around in time to see a sliver coated body thrown in his direction from a large hole coming from the bathroom wall. Holding out his hand the body stopped in mid-air a foot from his person.  Akanova flew  through the wall towards the silver coated person. The Stranger said,"What is going on here?" Akanova stopped in mid-flight and pointed at the silver coated person,"He was in the bathroom! The letch was looking at me while I was naked!" "Which you still are," The Stranger stated matter of factly.Akanova looked down at herself and shrieked. The Stranger sighed and created a new outfit for his daughter. "I don't see what you're whining about! So what if I saw you naked?! It's no bigdeal!" The Stranger looked down at the one who had just said that. He had a muscular figure and every contour of his body illuminated with energy. "Ranma Saotome I presume," The Stranger said to the still floating figure. Turning to look at The Stranger Ranma said,"Yeah and who are you?" "I am The Stranger and you will marry one of my daughters." Akanova exploded,"Dad! I'm not going to marry someone who doesn't even wearclothes!" Ranma snorted and said,"I don't need clothes!" By that time Nabula and Goddess had both come out to the lawn. Nabula shouted,"He's right. Eunich's don't really need to wear pants." Ranma nodded at that, but caught what Nabula said and shouted,"I am nota eunich!" "Oh, yeah! Where are your genitals?!" Nabula shouted right back.  Ranma reached for his crotch and said,"Here, I'll show them to you!" The Stranger waved his hands and said,"That isn't necessary! We believe you!" Akanova said contemptuously to Ranma,"Not only are you a pervert you're an exhibitionist!" "Well, at least I've got something to show off!" Akanova's eye twitched and she said,"What's that supposed to mean?" Ranma looked non-chalant as he said,"Nothing. Just that you're uglier than any skrull I've ever met." Akanova shouted,'DIE!' as she flung hundreds of blasts of cosmic energy which Ranma managed to dodge. The Stranger ignored the fight and said to Genmacticus,"They're like a married couple already." Genmacticus nodded his head and Ranma and Akanova shouted,"We are not a couple!" Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.