Switching Heirs:
An Altered Destiny
By: Dreiser
-Eleven-
"I can't believe you stayed up all night," Akane said with
exasperation. They were walking together to the locker rooms where
Ukyo could put on her leotard for the match. All the others were
already waiting in the gym. Except for Ryoga, who had disappeared
last night heading back to the room he shared with Ranma.
Ukyo shrugged to adjust the heavy backpack she wore. "I had
to get my battle plan ready Akane. I've done some research on your
little friend. If she can get away with using hidden weapons than so can
I."
"Battle plan?" Asked Akane rolling her eyes. "Don't you think
you're taking this jealousy of Kodachi a little far?"
"I TOLD you!" Ukyo yelled. She whirled around to point a
finger in Akane's face, who was unaffected by Ukyo's anger. She had
seen scarier outbursts by gazing at her own reflection in the mirror.
"I'm not jealous of her! I just don't trust her. She's a scheming witch
and I'm not letting her sink her claws into Sakura. End story!"
Shaking her head Akane moved past Ukyo as she opened the
door to the locker room. "Whatever you say," she murmured. Brown
eyes locked on a bouquet of black roses lying on a bench. "Uh-oh..."
Breathed Akane. Pushing Ukyo back she slammed the door shut. "Get
away!" She cried while covering the door with her body.
"What'd you do that for?" Questioned Ukyo irately.
Ignoring this query Akane stared intensely at her wrist watch.
After a minute had passed she breathed a loud sigh of relief then
opened the door again. "Sleeping gas," Akane informed. "I nearly
forgot how Dachi likes to spring it on people as a mild warning."
"Sleeping gas, huh? Well it sure woke me up," Ukyo said
sarcastically. "Come on, I'll just change clothes in the girls bathroom.
Hopefully that rose throwing jackass hasn't rigged those too."
Following her companion Akane smirked. "Wouldn't a unisex
bathroom be a better choice?" She questioned.
"Really? You're sure this is St. Hebereke's school for girls?"
Questioned Ryoga dubiously.
He had been wandering, futilely, since last night across the
better part of Tokyo and had already been to six schools. The last of
which, strangely enough, had a student that appeared to be the same
type of oni that Sakura transformed into. A nice enough girl, she told
Ryoga all about her planet that was populated entirely of onis, while
flying him back to Nerima.
Smiling at the memory Ryoga made a mental note to tell
Sakura all about Lum. The alien had seemed intrigued at the idea of
encountering a half human half oni and he was certain Sakura would
like to talk to the girl about not only her abilities but the trouble her
transformation caused.
"Yes," nodded the shy brunette student.
"Then I made it," said Ryoga in certain amazement. "I actually
made it here safely... and on time! With my lousy sense of direction!
Oh Akane..." Dark brown eyes filled with tears as Ryoga clenched his
hands into fists. "It's the power of love guiding me on! I know it."
Looking at the student, that was nervous from his outburst, he bowed.
"Thank you."
Ryoga had barely walked a yard when he turned around.
"Uhm..." He began embarrassed. "Could you possibly tell me where
the gym is? I'm from Furinkan and I've never been to your campus
before." Lately he had taken to explaining his reasons for asking
directions. It seemed to help the people he talked to in relating to him.
"Sure," said the brunette easily. "Just take a left at the end of
the main walkway we're on. The gym is the first building you see.
Can't miss it," the brunette smiled.
"Take a left. Okay..." Murmured Ryoga as he slowly
processed these instructions. "Thank you!" He repeated cheerily
before walking away.
Watching the handsome, but somewhat strange, boy depart
the brunette observed with some confusion as he took a sharp right
when the walkway ended. Oh well, she thought bemused, he said he
was from Furinkan. I'm sure he can take care of himself.
It was well known to all in the Nerima district that the
Furinkan high school was practically a reform school that housed
nothing but martial artists. Anyone who attended it had to possess
some degree of fighting skill or face being fed to the wolves. At least...
that's what the rumor mill said.
Sighing, the brunette thought of the handsome lost boy again
before heading towards the gym. As a loyal student of St. Hebereke
she wasn't about to miss the first match of their pride and joy, the
black rose, Kuno Kodachi.
"Why..." Moaned Sakura warily as she took in the capacity
crowd that was overflowing inside the St. Hebereke gym. "Are all
these people here?"
"Must be here to share your misery," drawled Nabiki. "I'm
just grateful we have these great ringside seats. It's nice to have close
connections to everyone involved in a match. Such as both fighters and
the reason they're fighting." Sakura glared at the smirking brunette
before sighing.
"You do realize this is totally medieval?" Sakura complained.
"I'm a person, not a possession! They can't fight over me like some
kind of prize. I do have a say in my own life you know. I hate this!"
"I dunno," murmured Ranma. "I think I'd enjoy two gorgeous
ladies fighting over me. Especially if one of them was Ucchan."
Chuckling, Genma gave a friendly slap to his son's backside.
"Well said Ranma!" He declared. "Well said! There is reason to be
proud at being battled over. It shows your own worth to others."
Shooting a hard look at her husband, who paled immediately,
Nodoka intervened. "I agree with Sakura's viewpoint Ranma. Ukyo
and Kodachi have no right at all to decide her future for her. It
displays a horrible lack of respect on their part."
"Aw Mom..." Ranma groaned. "It isn't like that. Ucchan is just
looking out for Sakura." Focusing on the street fighter he gazed at her
with serious blue eyes. "She doesn't trust Dachi. This whole thing is
about how much she cares for you. Not about her disrespecting you.
They both want to prove to the other that they're right in their opinions.
You know that... right?"
"I guess," relented Sakura. "But I wish they could've resolved
it in a more reserved manner than a public sports event. I mean, they
have television crews here for the Kami's sake!" Sakura swept her
hand in a grand gesture towards the cameras. As she did her eyes
locked on the departing Nabiki. "Where are you going?" Sakura
questioned.
Tilting her head to one side Nabiki offered a sly grin. "I'm
going to make some business connections. After all, who wouldn't pay
for inside information on both combatants and the prize itself?"
"I'm not a prize!" Cried Sakura in desperation.
Nabiki shrugged as a response then slipped into the crowd to
pursue her targets. Watching the middle Tendo walk away Ranma
shaded his eyes. "Hey..." He began in wondrous tones. "ESPN is
here."
"Why me?" Sakura moaned.
"I should've found the gym by now..." Ryoga said while
surveying his surroundings. They looked somewhat similar but he
couldn't tell if he had already gone through this area of the campus
already.
Scratching the back of his head Ryoga pondered the
directions he'd been given over fifteen minutes ago. He taken a right
like she'd said... because his left was her right and that was what she
meant when she said take a left... right? His face constricted in thought
while wandering along the small dirt walkway beside the large science
building. Ryoga had barely paused a second when a stream of cold
water descended upon him.
Now a piglet, Ryoga looked upwards at two school girls, one
holding an empty bucket, and squealed angrily at them. Slumping his
tiny shoulders he pondered how he would find the gym, not to mention
some hot water, in this form. It was then that a pair of gentle hands
lifted him up and he was gazing into the smiling face of a St. Hebereke
student.
Glancing around he saw that there was three of them. All
smiling widely and cooing at him. Ryoga sighed inwardly. He had no
idea why but most girls wanted to keep him as a pet when he was a
piglet. The event was disturbing when it happened. Fortunately though,
with the help of his new friends keeping a watchful eye Ryoga had
been mostly able to avoid the instance. Mostly. This obviously wasn't
going to be one of those times.
Oh well, lamented Ryoga mentally. Maybe I'll get lucky and
they'll take me to the gym for the match. Then I can sneak away and
find the others. Or they'll spot me.
His attention shifted as he felt himself being passed to another
person. Tipping his head upwards Ryoga gazed into the violet eyes of
Kuno Kodachi and released a high pitched squeal of desperation.
"Welcome to the martial arts rhythmic gymnastics match of the
decade! St. Hebereke's school for girls vs. Furinkan high school! This
will be a match to remember. That much is for certain!" Exclaimed the
booming voice of the match announcer from her ringside booth.
"Truer words have never been spoken," stated Kuno as he
took his seat beside Ranma.
Blinking at his friend Ranma commented, "About time you
showed up. I was starting to think you weren't coming."
"Preposterous!" Snorted Kuno arrogantly. "I would sooner
disregard attendance to this event than I would slice my own limbs
from my person! What sort of simpleton do you think Kuno Tatewaki
to be that he would abstain from an opportunity to see the fair Tendo
Akane in a leotard?!"
"Actually Kuno..." Ranma said carefully.
Ranma didn't really want to be the one to tell Kuno that Ukyo
had replaced Akane in the match. It still annoyed Ranma that his friend
had made his iinazuke one of his targets for affection. At times he
could hardly restrain himself from attacking the guy.
The roaring voice of the announcer drowned out the rest of
Ranma's sentence. "And the challenger is entering the gym!" As the
announcer shouted this Ukyo appeared hefting a large backpack. She
wore the usual brown bandoleer slung across her shoulder with her
battle spatula hanging on the back. In replacement of the usual
assortment of miniature spatulas there were several clubs attached to
the front. Akane closely followed Ukyo with her eyes darting around
the gym.
Tossing the backpack to Akane in an easy motion Ukyo leapt
into the air to execute a spectacular flip while unsheathing her battle
spatula. Upon landing the battle spatula hit the ring with a resounding
clang. The effect of the airborne maneuver was instantaneous and the
audience burst into loud applause.
"Well, it looks like the challenger is full of energy! But will she
be this confident once the match has started?" The announcer's voice
echoed throughout the gym.
"Ah!" Shouted Kuno desperately. Leaping to his feet he
gawked Ukyo in her tight blue leotard. "It is none other than Kuonji
Ukyo! My goddess of okonomiyaki! Saotome!" Kuno hissed.
Whirling around he snatched Ranma up by the collar of his white
tanktop. "Why did you not inform me that Kuonji Ukyo had replaced
Akane in these proceedings?!"
Ranma grasped Kuno's wrists to stop the kendoist from
shaking him again. "Didn't seem important," Ranma replied dryly.
Grumbling at what he thought to be a weak excuse Kuno took
his seat slowly. Narrowing tawny eyes he focused on an object unseen
by most. Chuckling softly Kuno produced a pair of sunglasses.
Pushing them up the bridge of his nose he ignored Ranma's curious
gaze.
"Okay..." Ranma said humorously. "I give. I gotta know.
What's the deal with the shades Kuno?"
Tipping his head to one side Kuno smiled smugly. "I would
divulge the answer to your most inane query friend Saotome yet there
would be no point in the matter. Move your gaze forward and all shall
be explained."
Ranma dismissed this vague explanation as another oddity of
his friend. Turning to face forward blue eyes unwittingly focused ahead
as Kuno had instructed. They were overcome by an intense blaze of
light encompassing the gym.
When the light finally faded, along with the temporary
blindness it caused, the form of Kodachi could be seen being lowered
from the rafters. All around her fireworks went off as Kodachi
descended from the ceiling on a large wooden swing looking much like
a Queen on her throne.
Gingerly stepping off the swing Kodachi stood in her corner of
the ring wearing a large smirk. The dark gymnast wore a deep purple
leotard from her personal collection. Some people had found the color
made her look more intimidating. Ever since she discovered that fact
Kodachi had made it a habit to dress in darker color schemes.
Meeting the controlled gaze of her opponent Kodachi decided that
Ukyo definitely wasn't intimidated.
In fact, she wasn't sure what the other girl was feeling. Usually
Kodachi was good at sensing the emotions of others but she was
drawing a blank as she gazed into the eyes of Kuonji Ukyo. The
okonomiyaki chef kept a calm mask of disinterest. The only sign of
distress being her fingers tapping continually against the handle of her
large battle spatula.
"In the blue corner we have the challenger! From Furinkan
high school Kuonji Ukyo!" As the announcer shouted this Ukyo
moved to face the audience and waved a few times while smiling
widely.
"And last, but certainly not least, in the red corner we have the
champion! From St. Hebereke's school for girls, the black rose...
Kuno Kodachi!" While this was announced Kodachi turned to the
audience and threw her patented black roses to them.
"The combatants are going through last minute preparations
before the match begins. This particular fight has a personal note to it,
making it almost a duel, for the two fighters. It seems that they've
willingly staked a prize on the outcome of this match. Whoever wins
will possess the unknown prize, which our sources have unfortunately
been unable to identify. Talk about adding incentive to winning! As the
old saying goes... to the victor goes the spoils. Or in this case the
prize!" Finished the announcer loudly. Looking into the audience she
scratched her head. For some reason every time she had said prize a
shrieking sound was heard.
Oh well, she thought, this crowd does have people from
Furinkan. And it isn't like St. Hebereke is the most normal school
either. Turning back to the match she saw the combatants were
receiving instructions from the referee.
"And we're back! The referee is giving the guidelines of the
match to the opponents and lets hope they follow them! It would be
quite the let down if anyone should get disqualified due to legalities!"
Ukyo quickly pulled away after going through the customary
handshake. She didn't want to have contact with the black rose longer
than she had to. A moment longer and Ukyo would've unsheathed her
battle spatula to attack.
Raising a dark eyebrow at this action Kodachi studied Ukyo
curiously. "My, my," she purred. "Should I be insulted? Oh well...
rejection only gives me more reason to do this!"
Blinking sandalwood eyes Ukyo observed with some
confusion as Kodachi began to twirl her ribbon in a large circular
motion. As she did so thousands of black rose petals swirled out of
the ribbon. Ukyo winced as she felt a sudden sharp pinch at her wrist.
When the rose petals fell away she wore a heavy metal shackle around
her wrist. Lifting up the heavy chain that was attached to it Ukyo
gazed into the angry eyes of Ryoga piglet.
"Ryoga?" Questioned Ukyo incredulously. Glancing from him
to the shackle around her wrist she smirked. "I guess this is divine
retribution for when you handcuffed us together during our first
match." As a response Ryoga squealed loudly while glaring at Ukyo
irately. "What? You don't think deja vu is funny Ryoga?" Picking up
the black piglet Ukyo set him on her shoulder. "I'll get you out of this
as soon as I can, okay? Just hang on and behave yourself. I have a
fight to win."
"Talking to a pig?" Kodachi cried before laughing in her high
pitched tones. "How foolish. I will surely defeat you Kuonji! Sakura is
mine!"
Gritting her teeth Ukyo moved into attack position and the
match was ready to begin.
"And it seems that the champion has cleverly attached a
miniature black piglet to a chain and has shackled it to the challenger
Kuonji Ukyo! She doesn't seem happy about it but who can really
blame her? Lucky for the champion Kuno pigs are legal! While we're
on the legalities of the sport here are the match rules!"
Pulling out a sheet of paper the announcer scanned the short
list of regulations for this match. It seemed to her that every time she
worked the sport got more and more out of control. Pretty soon there
wouldn't be any rules left at all. She didn't know the reasoning behind
the changes but they sure brought in an audience.
"The only legal attacks are with tools and there is no time limit
on the fight. The match will go on until one of the combatants faces a
knock out or are forced outside the ring. That's it! Not a lot to
remember for our two fighters! Lets go back to the match as our
opponents face off!"
"I won't go easy on you. Back out now, while you still can,"
stated Ukyo coolly. Skilled hands snapped a dark blue ribbon into use
and Ukyo whispered. "Hang on tight Ryoga. Don't get involved unless
you have to." Ryoga piglet nodded in affirmation while clutching tightly
to the material of her leotard.
"How very kind of you to worry," mocked Kodachi. "But I'll
be perfectly fine dear!" Crying this she shot ahead her ribbon extended
in a straight formation. In a strong downward stroke the ribbon
descended, acting much like a metal bar.
Seeing this as the perfect opportunity to set Ryoga free and
help herself Ukyo yanked the heavy chain into the air to block the
ribbon. It hit the chain making a loud clanging sound and Ukyo
narrowed her eyes.
"Hey!" She exclaimed. "That's a metal bar not a ribbon!"
Turning to the referee Ukyo shouted, "Ref! She's using a metal bar!"
"Sorry," replied the referee in dull tones. "The tools she's using
are legal."
Before Ukyo could respond to this the metal bar came down
again. This time hitting her on the head. Wincing Ukyo focused on
Kodachi who wore a wide smile.
"It would be best if you paid attention to me during the match
my dear," Kodachi advised winsomely. "At this rate the darling Sakura
is sure to be mine!"
Releasing a low growl Ukyo unsheathed her battle spatula and
took several wide swings at Kodachi who barely dodged the
oncoming attack. "Who the hell made the darling Sakura yours
anyway?!" Leaping into the air Ukyo pulled the battle spatula back in a
strong movement. Lowering it down towards where Kodachi stood.
"She might not even want you!! Ever think of that?!"
Bounding out of the path of Ukyo's battle spatula Kodachi
formed a thoughtful expression. Jumping on top one of the corner
poles Kodachi pointed the metal bar at Ukyo.
"I finally understand!" Kodachi cried triumphantly. "You're
jealous! That is why you persistently interfere in my relationship with
Sakura. It all makes sense now!"
"I am not," Ukyo clenched her jaw. "Jealous!" Dropping her
battle spatula in a sudden movement Ukyo snatched the heavy chain
Ryoga piglet was attached to. Her tiny companion released a fearful
squeal as his body was flung into the air. Spinning the chain high above
her Ukyo sent Ryoga piglet flying in a circular pattern that was aimed
at Kodachi's head.
Moving her head back each time Ryoga piglet made a pass
Kodachi smiled. "Doth who protests too much friend Kuonji. I do
believe I've hit the nail on the head."
"I am not," Ukyo hissed. Increasing her strength she sent
Ryoga piglet flying at higher speeds. "Your friend!"
Having no time to react Kodachi was helpless to stop Ryoga
piglet from slamming into the side of her face. With a loud crash the
black rose fell the ring floor. Smirking Ukyo was able to enjoy this a
moment before Ryoga piglet began attacking her for using him that
way.
"Ryochan!" Exclaimed Akane from the sidelines.
"She's certainly out of control," commented Nabiki dryly.
"Using her own friends as weapons in the match. That is a definite
novelty." Focusing on her sister Akane blinked.
"Nabchan? Why are you down here?" Akane asked as she
turned away from the insanity of the ring.
"I needed to confer with some business associates about the
future commodities involved in the events of this little interaction,"
Nabiki explained smoothly. Turning calm hazel eyes to the large
backpack that rested near Akane she queried, "The secret battle plan,
eh?"
Akane groaned. "Yeah. Ucchan seems bound and determined
to turn Dachi's usual plan against her." A twinkle appeared in brown
eyes as Akane considered something. "So," she smirked. "How is
Sakura taking this?"
"I can't believe this!" Screamed Sakura balling her hands into
fists. "She hit Dachi in the head with Ryochan!" Turning to Ranma she
questioned in disbelief. "Is this just a sudden trend? Because Ukyo
never did this back in Kyoto!"
Still wondering at Sakura using Kodachi's given nickname
Ranma scooted back. "Far as I know this is the first time Ucchan has
ever hit anyone in the head with a pig," he offered wryly. "I dunno
about a trend."
Taking her seat Sakura shot Ranma a dirty look. "She and I
are going to talk when this is over," she muttered lowly.
"Don't forget about Dachi," added Ranma helpfully. The last
thing he wanted was Ukyo getting saddled with all the responsibility
for this fiasco in Sakura's eyes.
"Oh don't worry," Sakura assured. "She's going to get an
earful too."
The pair exchanged a look of solemn agreement and turned
back to observe the match. It was then that Kuno suddenly shouted,
"Kuonji Ukyo my love!" Then bounded towards the ring below.
"What's he up to?" Wondered Ranma.
"You wicked, wicked girl," breathed Kodachi as she rose to
her feet. Moving closer to Ukyo she stared deeply into sandalwood
eyes. "You too love Sakura! Is that it?!"
"W-what?" Blanched Ukyo.
"You do love Sakura!" Kodachi affirmed. Violet eyes
narrowed. "Isn't Ranma enough for you?!" Retrieving a pair of clubs
Kodachi swiftly began an attack against Ukyo.
Still lost as to what Kodachi was talking about, Ukyo blocked
the attack using the heavy chain. Suddenly a large figure appeared
before her, taking the brunt of Kodachi's attack. Blinking Ukyo
focused on the fallen figure of Kuno.
"Kuno?" She questioned. "What're you doing here?"
"Brother dear," whispered Kodachi. Lifting her gaze she
screeched at Ukyo. "This is all your fault!"
Just as Kodachi was about to attack again Kuno leapt to his
feet. He clutched Ukyo's hands in his own. "Kuonji Ukyo, my goddess
of okonomiyaki," he said reverently. "Tell me! Is it true? Do you love
not only Ranma and the wretched ponytailed boy but also your boon
companion Sakura?! Tell me the truth! I must know!"
Ryoga piglet released a low giggle of sorts at this demand and
Ukyo groaned. "Look," she stated slowly. "I want the best for Sakura.
We were very close once and--"
"Very close?" Kodachi questioned suspiciously. "What do you
mean by very close?"
Sighing deeply Ukyo realized she was stuck. I might as well
just say the truth and be done with it, she considered. Glancing into the
audience she locked eyes with Sakura. The street fighter seemed to
know what she was going to do next and nodded her approval.
Looking to Ranma she smiled as he offered his answer by giving a
thumbs up signal.
"What I mean," began Ukyo. She was now focusing on both
Kunos. "Is that Sakura and I used to date. We were a couple once
and I still care very much for her."
The reaction was immediate. Kuno fainted and Kodachi
started to scream. Sighing inwardly Ukyo bent down to sling Kuno
over her shoulder. Dumping him outside the ring Ukyo barely dodged
the razor hoop thrown by Kodachi.
"That's it!" Growled Ukyo. In a swift movement she pulled
two clubs from her bandoleer. "No more games."
"Swell," Nabiki said sardonically. "Ucchan just gave away my
inside information. Excuse me while I go hide from my business
associates."
Akane watched her sister walk into the crowd before turning
back to the match. Ryoga seemed to be hanging in there. In fact, she
thought humorously, it looks like he's almost having fun. The black
piglet was clinging obstinately to Ukyo's shoulder wearing a wide
toothy grin.
Brown eyes widened as Kodachi began her attack of a
thousand clubs. Akane had been keeping an indifferent attitude during
the match but she couldn't do that now. Not when she knew the secret
behind one of the most dangerous attacks of Ukyo's opponent.
"Ucchan!" Called Akane loudly.
The okonomiyaki chef tilted her head Akane's way. To gain an
advantage in battling Kodachi's attack of a thousand clubs Ukyo was
on the ring ropes. Still combating the attack with her one lone club
Ukyo gazed at Akane as she tossed a ball her way.
Leaping into the air Ukyo gave the ball a powerful blow,
sending it flying towards Kodachi and her attack. Akane smiled softly
as the clubs of the black rose went scattering to the floor and nodded
her acceptance of Ukyo's shouted thanks.
"And champion Kuno's attack of a thousand clubs is a
complete bust!" Shouted the announcer from her ringside booth. With
wide eyes she observed as Kodachi snatched the bell sitting on her
table with her ribbon.
"The champion pulls a bell into the play! Challenger Kuonji
blocks with a pig! The pig doesn't seem too happy but that's to be
expected! How clever... the champion Kuno has now commandeered
a chair!" Scooting backwards the announcer froze as Ukyo's ribbon
extended to pull her desk into the ring.
"Okay..." The announcer began warily. Her sound equipment
was now sitting on her lap. "The challenger has retaliated with a desk!
And the champion... ah! How very resourceful! Champion Kuno
blocks with her brother! What an exciting match this is!"
"Oh my," breathed Kasumi. "Poor Kuno-san. That must be
terribly painful."
"Don't worry about Kuno my dear Kasumi," consoled Soun.
"He will be fine. As you recall, he always recovers from injuries quite
swiftly."
"Those two girls are simply out of control," Nodoka asserted.
Staring at her husband she frowned, "Genma. Why in the world did
you encourage Ukyo to fight in this match?"
"Training," Genma smiled proudly. "This is great training for the
girl. Besides, I know the Master would heartily agree with my methods
for training his heir!"
Nodoka sighed. "I suppose I can't argue with that. The
lecherous pervert would find enjoyment in two young girls fighting each
other over another young girl."
"Nodoka!" Genma cried looking extremely nervous. He
glanced around the gym hurriedly before focusing back on his wife.
"Don't say things like that," he warned. "The Master could be
anywhere... be anyone..."
"Hah! Go Ucchan!" Shouted Ranma, leaping to his feet.
Wearing a wide grin Ranma elbowed Genma. "Did you see that
Father? They had their ribbons tangled and Ucchan just let go of hers
and sent Dachi flying backwards!"
"Is that so?" Questioned Genma. Moving his attention to the
match he noticed Kodachi studying them. "What is she up to now?"
Genma wondered.
In a sudden movement Kodachi sent her ribbon flying
outwards to grab the tea kettle of hot water Genma had brought in
case of an emergency.
Watching as the kettle flew into the ring and into Kodachi's
grip everyone felt a common sense of dread.
"Ryochan!" Sakura cried in alarm, realizing what the hot water
would mean for her best friend.
"Lets hope Ryoga has good reaction time," said Ranma
ruefully.
"All right cockroach girl! Lets see how you deal with the
attack of the boiling water!" Exclaimed Kodachi. In her right hand she
lifted the kettle of hot water ominously.
Ryoga piglet released a high squeal of supreme fear and leapt
off Ukyo's shoulder to hide behind her. Taking cue from this action
Ukyo scooted away from the dark gymnast. She, of all people,
understood the embarrassment in changing forms and she wasn't about
to allow Ryoga to go through that humiliation now.
"So!" Kodachi sneered. "You and that pig don't like hot water,
eh?" Taking two steps closer she let loose peals of high pitched
laughter.
Akane watched the scene before her unfold with some horror.
If Kodachi threw the hot water on Ukyo, she would be fine, but
Ryochan... Ryochan would be disgraced! Averting her eyes Akane
looked out the open door to the gym and caught sight of a water
sprinkler. A hose! That's it! Thought Akane excitedly while moving
into a run and quickly leaving the gym.
Yanking Ryoga up quickly Ukyo placed him on her shoulder
again. "Hang on buddy," she whispered. "I won't let that water get
anywhere near you." To Kodachi she scoffed, "Forget it you jackass!
You're not going near me with that!"
Pushing back on her toes Ukyo leapt high into the air to avoid
Kodachi and the hot water. In a swift gesture Kodachi threw the kettle
into the air and sliced it in half with her ribbon. This caused the hot
water to go flying from the kettle towards Ukyo. The okonomiyaki
chef immediately retrieved her battle spatula to block the assault. A
reaction installed in her after years of training.
The battle spatula blocked a good amount of the hot water but
a thin stream of water diverted around it. Managing to hit Ryoga piglet
square in the face.
As this occurred one thought echoed inside Ryoga's mind. I'm
doomed, he thought. Everyone will know my terrible secret and
Akane will never want me. It's over.
Before Ryoga could sink into a pit of depression a blast of
cold water hit both he and Ukyo. The impact causing Ukyo to lose his
grip on his battle spatula. Sending it flying into the audience.
As he was swept away in the stream of cold water Ryoga
piglet could barely turn his head to see Akane. She was holding the
large hose, from where the water came. I'm saved! He thought
happily. I'm saved and Akane did it! She does care for me! A large
smile graced his piglet features.
While Ryoga was silently rejoicing this turn of events Ukyo
was fervently swimming upstream against the rush of cold water
wondering what he was going to do now. Sure, Ryoga was fine, but
now he was in his boy type. So much for me not embarrassing the
Anything Goes school of martial arts by wearing a leotard! Ukyo
thought ruefully.
Akane meanwhile had adjusted her stance to pull a small flask
out of the hip pocket of her blue jeans and readied it awaiting Ukyo's
landing.
Kodachi observed this somewhat ridiculous occurrence before
throwing her razor hoop at Ukyo. The heavy flow of water had
blocked any clear sight of her opponent and she had no idea Ukyo
had transformed into a boy. Slicing through the water, the hoop ended
the pressure Ukyo was swimming against. This allowed him and
Ryoga to land gracefully to the ring floor.
Ukyo's feet had barely hit the floor when a splash of hot water
hit him square in the face. Blinking in surprise she focused on the
panting figure of Akane.
"Akane?" Ukyo asked in wonderment.
"Flask..." Akane huffed. "Of hot water..." She finished holding
up the small flask that Ukyo always carried.
"Oh!" Exclaimed Ukyo in understanding. "Thanks Akane!
You're a lifesaver." Akane waved off the thanks and returned to their
corner. "Man Ryoga," sighed Ukyo. Picking up the tiny piglet she set
him on his designated place on her shoulder. "We are one lucky pair."
Ryoga smiled widely and nodded in vigorous agreement.
"This has gone too far," hissed Kodachi. "You have made a
mockery of the sport I love so dearly! Do you truly want my darling
Sakura this badly?"
"She's NOT your darling Sakura!!" Screamed Ukyo at the top
of her lungs. Losing her patience Ukyo retrieved one of her clubs and
lunged at Kodachi.
"I don't believe this," Sakura sighed. "Does my opinion not
exist? Am I not integral to my own life decisions? Apparently not."
Ranma was about to reply when the figure of an approaching
Nabiki caught his eye. More specifically, the figure of what she
carried, caught his eye.
"Nabiki!" Ranma exclaimed while rising. "What're you doing
with Ucchan's battle spatula?"
"Divine intervention," replied Nabiki wryly. "I was defending
myself against the unfounded accusations of trickery from my
colleagues when suddenly... wham! Battle spatula lands between us
cutting through the cement floor."
Handing the battle spatula to Ranma she took a seat next to
Sakura. "It was quite helpful in ending our argument," Nabiki smirked.
"I'll have to thank Ukyo later."
"I guess I better hang onto it," said Ranma. Sitting again he
rested the large weapon across his lap. "If Ucchan needs it I'll toss it
her way."
"Looks to me like she's doing fine son," commented Genma as
he poked Ranma in the ribs.
Turning back to the match Ranma saw that his iinazuke had
somehow blocked Kodachi's attack with her feet and was lifting the
dark gymnast off the ground as she pushed herself upwards with her
hands.
"Yeah," Ranma smiled. "I guess so."
Concentrating all her strength Ukyo pushed herself upwards.
In one strong swift movement she thrust her legs outward while
releasing her hold on Kodachi. The movement sent the black rose
flying outside the ring.
As she flew through the air Kodachi wore a smug expression.
Sticking two fingers in her mouth she released a high pitched whistle.
Ukyo could barely keep her balance as the ring slid quickly across the
gym floor. Thus allowing Kodachi to land within the legal limits of the
ring.
Meeting eyes with her smirking opponent Ukyo imitated the
whistle of Kodachi and the ring moved across the gym floor again.
Narrowing sandalwood eyes Ukyo reached for her battle spatula and
discovered it was missing.
"Did the just ring move?" Sakura questioned amazed. "How in
the hell did the just ring move?"
"Dachi is taking cheating to an art form," commented Nabiki
dryly. "I'm almost impressed."
"Ucchan!!" Ranma shouted loudly. Jumping to his feet he
waved his iinazuke's large battle spatula. Catching her attention he
smiled widely. With a powerful throw he tossed the battle spatula
across the gym and into her grip.
"That ought to even the odds," he said with smug satisfaction.
Ranma observed with some confusion as Ukyo slashed at the ring mat
with her primary weapon. "What's she doing?" He questioned
perplexed.
"Just watch Ranma my boy," pronounced Genma. "Your
iinazuke is a sharp one. Never doubt that."
They sat in silence as Ukyo destroyed what was left of the ring
mat then leapt onto one of the corners. With a hard yank Ukyo pulled
back the white covering to the mat and revealed the St. Hebereke
gymnastics team.
Nabiki whistled at this revelation. "Smooth," she smirked. "I
never would've given Kodachi credit for that kind of gall if I hadn't
seen it."
"The entire team was helping Dachi cheat?" Sakura asked in
disbelief. "What kind of sport is this?"
"Saotome," called Soun from the other side of Nodoka. "Now
Ukyo has barely anything to stand on. Does she have the balancing
skills to win?"
"Don't worry Tendo," Genma assured. "The girl will be fine.
Trust me."
"Ah!" Cried the announcer as the St. Hebereke gymnasts ran
past her in droves. "It was people power moving that ring! The entire
St. Hebereke gymnastics team flees the gym! Now the combatants
have only the ropes and poles to stand on. The entire mat is gone!"
Rearranging the mess on her lap that was her supplies for the
match the announcer reread the regulations. "And the rules clearly
state that the first to lose their footing loses the match! It's all come
down to a test of balance!"
Hah, thought Ukyo confidently. Little do they know that mid-
air combat is a specialty of not only the Anything Goes school of
martial arts but my own traditional school of okonomiyaki martial arts.
There's no way I can lose.
Pushing back on her toes Ukyo jumped into the air only to be
stopped by the sudden jolt of the chain attached to her wrist. Clutching
to the corner pole she stared at Ryoga piglet who was gripping a ring
rope nervously.
"Ryoga!" She cried exasperated. "What in the hell did you do
that for?!"
The tiny black piglet released a series of distressed squeals
which Ukyo couldn't understand. Sighing Ukyo crouched on the pole
and gazed at him.
"Okay, okay," Ukyo amended. "Calm down. I'm not mad at
you but I have a fight to win and I can't do it without your help.
Understand?" Ryoga piglet met their eyes then nodded his head slowly
in agreement. "You with me then? Good deal. C'mon... lets go."
"Getting advise from a pig?!" Kodachi called in mocking tones.
"Utterly ridiculous! For that you deserve this!" Kodachi sent her razor
hoop slicing through the air.
Automatically Ukyo held up her wrist to block the oncoming
attack and the hoop sliced through the shackle. Free of the shackle
and the chain that attached her to Ryoga piglet the okonomiyaki chef
smiled widely.
"All right!" Cried Ukyo happily. She had just leapt into the air
to attack when Kodachi wrapped her ribbon around her. Tangled in
the ribbon Ukyo watched with wide eyes as she fell towards the metal
wires of the mat below.
Twisting her body in desperation Ukyo freed herself of the
ribbon and sent the top of it flying high into the rafters. With the ribbon
now wrapped around one of bars in the rafters above Ukyo sent
herself swinging at Kodachi in an attempt to land a solid kick.
"I'm going to kick you out of the ring!" Declared Ukyo as she
aimed her foot at Kodachi.
Standing on a corner pole Kodachi tipped her head to one
side, easily avoiding the attack. "Don't you know anything?" The black
rose asked with a smirk. "It's against the rules to attack without tools."
Swinging back onto her side of the ring Ukyo released her
hold on the ribbon to land on the ropes. Putting all her weight on the
heels of her feet she propelled herself forward.
Violet eyes widened as Ukyo went hurdling ahead. "Aren't
you listening?!" Screeched Kodachi as Ukyo flew closer. "It's a foul to
attack without tools!"
"You want tools?" Demanded Ukyo harshly. "Then you'll get
tools!"
Wrenching the last club from her bandoleer Ukyo pressed a
hidden switch on the handle of the club. Instantly a miniature spatula
popped out of the front end of the club to make it a sharp weapon that
was definitely dangerous.
In a powerful throw Ukyo sent the club slicing through the air
towards Kodachi's corner. The miniature spatula was effective in its
task and swiftly cut through the metal of the corner pole. Effectively
knocking a shocked Kodachi out of the ring and onto the floor below.
Watching from her safe position on the ropes above the fallen
gymnast Ukyo smiled victoriously.
"And the challenger Kuonji Ukyo has won!" Cried the
announcer in excitement. "The champion Kuno has been defeated!
The once unknown prize, now revealed to be the student Kurasawa
Sakura from Furinkan high, is challenger Kuonji's! A spectacular end
to a fabulous match!"
Sighing deeply the announcer wiped away several beads of
sweat from her forehead while swearing this would be the last match
she would ever work. She'd had enough of the sport. It was getting
too strange for her tastes. Having school girls as betting prizes. That
was just going too far.
"Ucchan won!" Exclaimed Ranma happily. Turning to Sakura
he continued, "Isn't that great? Aren't you glad?"
Ignoring Ranma the street fighter bore green eyes ahead
staring at the scene unfolding before her. Ukyo had turned away from
the referee after she'd been declared the winner and was now talking
to Kodachi.
Jumping into action Sakura sprinted down the ring below
leaving Ranma alone.
"Hey..." Blinked Ranma. Shrugging he began an easy trek after
her to congratulate his iinazuke with the others following his lead.
"Kuonji," Kodachi whispered distraught.
Upon turning Ukyo was surprised when she gazed into the
tear filled eyes of her opponent. She hadn't expected this reaction on
the part of Kodachi. Ukyo figured her obsession with Sakura was
nothing more than a sick game. Which is why she was so determined
to end it.
"As promised I will renounce my present affection for my
darling Sakura," choked out Kodachi. Holding back the tears was
having a visible effect on the dark gymnast. "I hope all goes well in
your romance with her. Treat her well as I would have. Farewell!"
"Wait..." Began Ukyo belatedly. She was late to stop
Kodachi's exit, lacking its regular flair, now absent of the usual flurry of
black rose petals. Ukyo was still staring in the direction Kodachi
exited in when Sakura appeared.
"Ukyo!" Sakura demanded bitterly.
Shifting her stance Ukyo gazed into the angry eyes of her
former lover. "Yeah, Sakura?" She questioned tiredly.
"I--you--she--!" Sakura started haltingly. Stopping her
enraged speech she bore green eyes into sandalwood ones. Sighing
deeply she ran her fingers through spiky chocolate brown hair. "Why
can't I ever stay angry at you?"
Smiling wanly Ukyo offered, "Maybe because you know I
never mean any harm." Tilting her head Ukyo returned her gaze to
where Kodachi had left. "I might be incredibly dense but I think she
really likes you Sakura."
"I know," returned Sakura softly. Wearing a fond face she
smiled gently. "She's a different person with me Ucchan. I'm a different
person with her too..." Focusing on the floor Sakura scuffed the
surface with her sneaker. "I still love you Ukyo and I need to get over
that. I don't want to but I have to. I have to if things are ever going to
be really good again. Who knows?" Sakura shot Ukyo a mischievous
look. "Maybe Dachi is just the person to help me get over you."
Ukyo groaned automatically. "Go ahead," she teased waving
her hands around. "Give me a heart attack. Kill me in the prime of my
youth." Tenderly holding Sakura's hand in her own Ukyo continued.
"Seriously though. If she makes you happy then... go for it. I mean it. I
won't give you two anymore trouble. Promise."
"Really?" Asked Sakura skeptically. "What about your
infamous sinking feeling?"
"That? It's gone," Ukyo shrugged. "I think it went away soon
as I defeated Kodachi. I figure all I needed was to work through my
hostility for her. But now," she smiled. "If you want to catch her you
better move it!"
Sakura hugged Ukyo quickly then pulled away before moving
into a quick dash. Sakura left hurriedly in a cloud of dust and Ukyo
remained watching with the others.
"You did the right thing," said Ranma softly.
Whirling around Ukyo lost herself in the blue depths of her
iinazuke's eyes. "You sure?" She asked uncertainly.
Ukyo still didn't completely trust the black rose, tears or no
tears, she still considered Kodachi a dangerous person.
"I'm sure," affirmed Ranma. Tipping her head upwards with his
index finger he smiled lovingly. "Have faith in yourself Ucchan.
Everyone else does."
"Ranchan..." Murmured Ukyo. Leaning into his embrace the
two shared the beginnings of a tender kiss.
"Break it up you guys!" Shouted Akane irately as she
approached. "We need your help here."
Tilting their heads up the couple saw Akane held Ryoga piglet
in her arms. Ryoga still had the large manacle around his neck with the
heavy chain attached.
"Well," Akane demanded. "Are you going to help me get
Ryochan out of this chain or not?"
"I dunno Akane," Ranma chuckled. "I kinda like that look on
Ryoga. Very sadomasochistic..."
Ukyo broke into giggles at this observation. "Ryoga's into
leather now? Akane must be the dominate one."
"Of course," Ranma giggled clutching to his iinazuke who had
buried her head in his chest. "He's submissive!"
Warm brown eyes narrowed as Akane chased after the
departing couple who continued to giggle. She had no idea what they
were talking about but Akane had the feeling that she shouldn't let
them get away with saying it.
Landing softly on a rooftop Sakura approached the hunched
figure of Kodachi quietly. "Dachi?" Sakura touched her shoulder
gently. "Can we talk?"
"There is nothing to discuss," Kodachi sniffled. She moved
away from Sakura's touch. It was too painful to bear. "I have been
defeated. Kuonji won our wager... I cannot associate you in a
romantic manner and seeing you is an anguish that I will not endure."
"Wait a minute!" Sakura shouted, her anger flaring again.
"Don't I have a choice in the matter? Any decisions involving me do
have some effect on my life you know!"
Grabbing Kodachi's shoulders Sakura whirled her around so
they were face to face. Kneeling down Sakura locked their gazes
leaving them only inches apart.
"Kodachi..." Sakura began fondly. "I like you. I like you a lot
and I want to keep seeing you."
"But--" Kodachi started to protest.
Holding up an index finger Sakura hushed the dark gymnast.
"But nothing. I've been pretty reasonable the last few days if you ask
me but no more. I'm going after what I want and what I want is you."
"Me?" Kodachi asked in disbelief. No one had ever said they
had wanted her before. In fact, this was the first time anyone had ever
shown any kindness to her other than Akane and her brother.
"Yeah," Sakura smiled. "You. Do you have a problem with
that?"
"A problem?" Kodachi broke into an seductive grin. "I have
something but it isn't a problem."
"That sounds promising," Sakura teased. Scooting closer she
sat at Kodachi's side. The pair observed the lights of Nerima from the
edge of the building.
"So," began Kodachi, breaking the silence. "What is it exactly
between you and Kuonji?"
"That," Sakura sighed. "Is just one of a million complicated
stories in my life."
Moving closer Kodachi held Sakura's hand in her own. Tilting
her head violet eyes locked with green ones. "Go ahead," she
encouraged. "I have no plans for departing."
Gazing hard at Kodachi the street fighter finally broke into an
easy smile. "All right," she agreed. "If I tell you about Ukyo then you
have to tell me about Akane. Okay?"
Staring at the offered hand Kodachi smiled. "Agreed. But,"
she said playfully. "I have a much more interesting method of sealing
our agreement than a handshake."
"Oh?" Questioned Sakura innocently. "What's that?"
Entwining elegant fingers in the thickness of spiky chocolate
brown hair Kodachi proceeded to show Sakura what exactly was
that.
To be continued...
This was inspired by the works of Rumiko Takahashi, Wade
Tritschler, Jim Robert Bader, and many other cool folks. All
characters come from Ranma 1/2 except Sakura who graces
us from Street Fighter.
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