Subject: [FFML] Fanfic Request
From: "A-kun McCrillis" <akun15@hotmail.com>
Date: 9/12/1998, 2:23 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com


 I know you guys are all busy, but I've been wondering if anyone knows 
where I might be able to find that story 'Kasumi the Axe Murderer' 
(Murderess?).  I've been hearing so much about it and it's either a 
joke, a story that evolved from a thread or it's a real story.  I've 
been meaning to read it for a while now.

Ben McCrillis <aka. A-kun> reply _PRIVATELY_ at akun15@hotmail.com

  "Got a sig yet?"
  "Nope."
  "Son, I know you're still young, but.... you've got to get a sig 
SOMEday."
  "I know, Mom, I'm working on it."
  "And clean up your room."
  "I know, Mom."
  "And take out the garbage."
  "It's sis's week, Mom."
  "And always use protection."
  <Pause>
  "Mom, I'm on the Internet, I'm not technically _IN_ a brothel."
   - A non-existant discussion between me and my mom.  I meant the 
discussion doesn't exist, not my mom.  I mean, I'd be a test-tube baby 
then.  Or I'd have to start getting worried about how my family.

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