Hmm, Always Man, Guy Under the Bridge, Guy Smiles, Gubby, Troll Under
the Bridge... I can make a fic out of that...



A PLEASE COMPLAIN PRIVATELY SO THERE'S LESS SPAM ON THE LIST PRODUCTIONS

Name Dropping.



Co-host: Welcome to the Unofficial FFML review show. Here's our star,
THE CRITIC.

Light is shed on a man sitting on a chair beside co-host. He doesn't
look happy.

Co-host: Today, were are here to review <insert name of fic here>. What
did you think about this fic?

The Critic: It sticks!!

Co-host: Uh, why does it stink?

The Critic: Well first of all, everyone's out of character. The main GUY
SMILES too much. Plus the scene where the GUY UNDER THE BRIDGE turns
into the TROLL UNDER THE BRIDGE is simply ludicrous! They weren't even
in the original manga!! That's why it stinks. Only my fics are good
enough to read, everything else is just trash.

Co-host: Must you always give every fic a bad review?

The Critic (smiling): ALWAYS MAN.

Co-host: Well I guess were done for tonight, bye!

When the cameras have stopped rolling THE CRITIC pulls out something out
of his pocket and eats it.

Co-host: What's that food called?

The Critic: GUBBY.

FIN