Leave it to Gary to find the sunny side of serial murder... :)
Gary Kleppe wrote:
I decided to give my imagination a *really* free reign, and see what I
could come up with....
Ranma: Motive 1 - Having finally embraced his, or rather her, true
feminity, Ranma sets out to dispose of all those who know that he used
to be a man. I mean, she. Motive 2 - Deciding that martial arts are too
much bother, he poisons the people who've been annoying him with
challenges and the like.
Ahh... But has he really poisoned anyone? Cause of death was believed to
be strangulation or cervical displacement. The autopsies of the previous
two victims didn't reveal any trace of toxic substances. Granted,
cyanide will present exterior indications of asphyxiation on the victim,
but it would show up in toxicology. Rycin, a protein derived from the
castor bean, is terribly lethal, and causes cardiac arrest. It also
breaks down very quickly in the body and is therefore untraceable.
Mousse: Mr. Ducky Training Potty tells him that these people are evil
and need to be destroyed. Mr. Ducky Training Potty is Mousse's only real
friend. Mousse is not going to argue with Mr. Ducky Training Potty, is
he?
reeee!reeee!reeee!
"Yes, Mr. Ducky Training Potty, I agree: Pink and Link should be served
in the day's chow mein... Tastes just like chicken..."
Shampoo: Acquires a rare form of mental illness -- pH imbalance.
aaaiiieeee...
Cologne: Causes mass death by revulsion when she appears in an erotic
video.
AAAAIIIIEEEEE....
Kuno: Because the yakuza hires him as a hit man.
And with a sword like Stormbringer at his disposal, a damn effective one
too.
Konatsu: Annoyed at how little he gets to do in fanfics, he starts
offing everyone who gets Ukyo more often than he does.
And doing it in the most charming and feminine way.
Tsubasa: Methodically murders everyone in the series to prove his love
for Guy Under the Bridge.
Damn! You've seen right through me, Gary! Now I'm gonna have to pick
someone else to be the killer!
Nodoka: She did it for the kicks, man.
She's been denied the chance to decapitate Genma and Ranma for so long
that she needed to see blood or she'd snap.
Ryoga: Wakes up one morning and decides that killing the female cast and
framing Mousse would be a really funny practical joke.
Wouldn't it though?
Azusa: Cut open several people's hearts because those left ventricles
are so CUTE!
eeewwww....
What does this prove? Maybe that who the killer is is not as important
as why he/she did it. Or maybe that some of us shouldn't be given an
extra day off. ^_^
The latter, I think.
Jamie