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        "PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS, EVERYONE.  EVERYONE, PLEASE TAKE YOUR 
SEATS." came the booming annoucement over the speakers.
        As the crowd settled down and took their seats, the announcer 
waited for the smart a$$es in back to stop asking, "Where do you want us 
to take them?"
        "And now, the man who is paying the tab for this little 
get-together, let's hear some polite applause for... A-KUN!!" the 
announcer said.
        A-kun grumbled as he got on stage to sarcastic clapping and 
muttering threats to his 'friend' TharzZzDunN, who left the stage as 
soon as A-kun got within five feet of the podium, which forced A-kun to 
jog to the podium, not wanting dead silence to kill everyone with 
boredom.
        "Thank you, Keener, Ryoucilo, you can stop clapping now." A-kun 
said.
        Keener and Ryoucilo smiled and stopped clapping.  The sound of 
clapping continued.
        "You too, Ash." A-kun said.
        Ash smiled and stopped clapping as well.  The sound of clapping 
continued.  A-kun drew a .45 pistol and fired at a record player nearby.  
The sound died a painful death.  Some smart-aleck made an 
"AAAAAAHCK-rrrrreeeeee-oooooooo...." noise.
        "Anyway, I've called you all together here, in this place, where 
ever it is, for a reason, so...." A-kun began, before patting his 
pockets.
        He began panicking as he realized he had left his speech at his 
table.  He didn't dare leave the stage as people might boo, but he 
couldn't just make crap up.  Wait!  That was it!  He wrote his speech as 
an outline, so he could B.S. his way through the announcement.
        "... now that I've made sure that my pants are still attached, 
let's get into the reason behind this little shindig.  The main reason 
is a fanfic that I am beginning, called 'Villians' and another one 
called, 'Might-Bes'.  Villians is going to be a darker story than I 
usually write, but I going to be the villian, which isn't too common 
with self-inserts.  I'm hoping to keep it from being lethally dark.  
Might-Bes is going to be a fanfic where lesser players from famous 
series start out on their OWN adventures.  I'm hoping that I'll actually 
be able to finish both of these fanfics, despite being buried with 
other, older projects." A-kun announced.
        "That's it?" a random audience member inquired.
        "Um, yeah.  Enjoy the free pickles and tuna fish while we show 
you some previews so I can get some feedback!" A-kun said, zipping off 
stage.
        The FFML members groaned slightly.  Another author with a 
teaser.

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        Villians
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        "GRRRRR!" Ryouga-chan snarled, barely able to contain her rage.
        I laughed at her anger.  She was getting the better end of this 
little arrangement.
        "Look at this way, 'P-CHAN', at least you can't complain that 
only Ranma turns into a beautiful young woman." I sneered.
        "I NEVER ASKED TO BE A WOMAN!  OR LOCKED AS A WOMAN!!!!" 
Ryouga-chan roared.
        "But you don't have to worry about be killed and eaten, except 
by cannibals." I answered, destroying the Chisuiton as it was a pesky 
item anyway.
        Ryouga-chan was beyond reasoning.  She lunged at me, forgetting 
that, like Ranma, she had lost a great deal of strength when 'he' became 
a 'she'.  Sure, she was faster, but as Ryouga had proven to Ranma, it 
takes a lot of speed to match strength.  She punched me in the gut.  I 
laughed.  It felt like a friendly tap.  Obviously, Ryouga-chan didn't 
know I had recently undergone the Bakusai-Tenketsu training, so her 
punches felt like someone waving tissues at me.
        I grabbed her and lifted her up.  She snarled and tried to break 
my grip.  I smiled.  She was fun to play with.  But, I heard her say the 
words to make my smile vanish.
        "SHISHI HOUKODAN!" She roared, throwing her depression ki blast.
        I was forcefully moved into the nearest wall.  Ow.  Crap.  Maybe 
physical attacks failed to hurt me, but ki is something else entirely.  
This just stopped being fun for the moment.  I stood up and glared at 
Ryouga-chan, who was on her knees and panting.
        She would have to be punished for that,  I thought as I 
approached her exhausted form.  I grabbed Ryouga-chan and slammed her 
face-first into the pavement, then pulled her up.  Unconscious.  
Perfect.  I threw her over my shoulder and headed back to my hideout.  
Besides, who would notice if Ryouga was lost?

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        Might-Bes
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        Amelia wil Tesla Sailoon was confused.
        "So.... you're a fighter for Love and Justice, your friend is 
the same and you say you've never met the girl with the spatula." Amelia 
asked.
        Ami Mizuno groaned.  Why did everyone keep saying 'Love and 
Justice'?  At least Makoto wasn't too bad of a companion.  Ami looked 
over at Makoto and Ukyou Kuonji, who were chatting while Ukyou made them 
all a large stack of pancakes.
        "But you all talk alike." Amelia inquired.
        "That doesn't mean that we know each other." Ami answered.
        "Oh, I get it, you must be from a _really_ big city.  You see, 
Sailoon people all get acquainted with each other, that way everyone can 
trust each other." Amelia responded.
        "I guess you could say that." Ami said, snatching an okonomiyaki 
from Ukyou's pile.
        The group decided that their problems could wait until later.  
Kate kept looking at each of the girls while John seemed to eat 
reluctantly.  It was good, he just didn't feel like eating all that 
much.
        "Man, this is awesome!  All these babes!  I'm sure to get 
lucky!" Kate whispered to John.
        "Uh-huh." John replied in a bored tone.
        "Hey, it's not my fault you find no girl interesting." Kate 
sneered.
        "I wish Ben were here.  At least then we could do our 'Leon and 
Daley' sketch." John said wistfully.
        Kate looked at John as though he had grown eight tentacles that 
were all holding porn magazines and whistling at the pictures.
        "'Leon and Daley' sketch?" Kate inquired.
        "Yeah, a running joke, you know.  We started it long before he 
understood that Daley was like me." John replied.
        "How'd he react when you told him?" Kate asked.
        "He just shrugged and said, 'So?'." John answered.
        "About how he reacted to me revealing mine." Kate said.
        "Yeah, Kate, sure." John said.
        "_WHAT_ do you mean by _THAT_?" Kate demanded.
        "Kate, stopping and whistling at girls in skimpy outfits wasn't 
exactly 'hiding' your 'secret', okay?" John asked.
        "True." Kate admitted.
        Meanwhile, Amelia, Ami, Makoto and Ukyou stared at the duo.
        "I.... think I'll turn in." Ukyou said, turning to her sleeping 
bag.
        "But it's noon." Amelia said.
        "Damn." Ukyou muttered.

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        "Comments are welcome.  So are uplifting C&C and MSTs when I 
release the first chapters.  Sorry about mischaracterization of your 
avatars, if any, Keener, Ryoucilo and Ash.  And Flames sent my way will 
have to be answered with equal retalition, but via private e-mail." 
A-kun declared.
        A-kun turned to leave, then remembered something.
        "Oh, and those who are still interested in the GSMIT, I'll be 
releasing a list of modifications to the listed powers so you can see if 
you want to take a precreated form of power.  Oh, and though I got a lot 
of comments (some conflicting) about what GRIT stands for, I have to say 
in all honesty, I really don't care what GRIT stands for.  GSMIT stands 
for what we make it stand for.  And Blade, I'm just saying that _I_ was 
intimidated.  That doesn't mean others will be as well.  Those who are 
wondering what the heck GSMIT or GRIT is, send a request for more 
information to akun15@hotmail.com .  Thank you and good night." A-kun 
said, leaving.

        To Sam Vilsmeier, yes, this means there's an explanation to your 
new powers as the Knight of Saturn.  That is, if you still want the 
position.
        To Bombadil Goh, yes, you can be the Purple Ranger.  My 
self-insertion character'll be unworthy for the Power, regardless.  
After all, I feel I'd look better in a fuku ;p

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