I don't think this has gotten to the list yet... so if you see it
twice, I appologize.
MYSTERY KAIJU THEATER 3000
Episode 003
"Dark Starr's Journal: Entry 1"
Original Version By: Dark Starr
MST By: The Flashman(MXJK67C@Prodigy.com)
This story's a bit yucky, so read at your own risk.
Reel 1.
(Beep)
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In the not too distant future,
Next Monday AD.
There were three evil space monsters,
Making things tough for you and me.
They tried to destroy the human race.
Each one of them was a big nutcase.
Comander Aso lured them to a trapped place,
Then he shrank the three and trapped them all in spaaace.
(Kaiju: WE... HATE... YOOOOUUUU!)
I'll send them awful fanfics,
The worst, I can find. (La la la)
They'll have to sit and read them all,
And that way they'll be serving time. (La la la)
Now keep in mind none can control,
where the fanfics begin or end. (La la la)
They'll try to keep their sanity,
Since they're the best of friends.
KAIJU ROLL CALL!
Cambot...
(You're on)
Space Godzilla...
(Blue is cool)
King Ghidora...
(We are not ammused)
GIGAAAAAAAAAAN!
(Polly want a BIG cracker)
If you're wondering how they eat and breath,
And other science facts (La la la)
Just repeat to yourself: "They're Toho Kaiju,
I should really just relax."
For Mystery Kaiju Theater 3000
(Guitar Twang)
__________________
G-FORCE HEADQUATERS 0800
Lt. Misato Kusaragi (who some members of G-Force had started calling
TV's Misato... but never to her face) frowned as she looked at the
incoming status report. "Comander Aso," she called out as she ripped
off the print out from the strip of computer paper and speed walked
to where the Comander was watching the view screen.
On the view screen, was the image of the Super X 4; a large, white
oval shaped ship. Aso liked looking at the X4 like this, peaceful
and calm in it's high earth orbit... unlike the chaotic trio which
resided as prisoners within. Aso sighed and turned his head to
address his second-in-command. "Yes, Kusaragi-kun?" he asked.
Misato handed him the print out and said, "It seems as if there's a
problem with Munihousen. Some animal rights activists are protesting
it as 'cruel and unusual punishment' and the higher ups feels that we
should try an alternate story for now, or risk the project going
FUBAR."
Aso frowned as he looked over the message and growled, "You know I
don't aprove of such language in here, Liutenant."
"Sorry, Sir," Misato said, "Don't worry though, I've got the perfect
replacement."
THE CITY OF ANGEL GROVE
Gigan squaked his battle cry as King Ghidora landed between both him
and Space Godzilla, the Three-Headed Monster's almost electronic like
chirps echoing through the city. The Kaiju trio of Space Godzilla,
Gigan and King Ghidora, then turned to fight three, ultra powerful
five-in-one robots.
Instead, they settled for the first three of the Power Rangers Mega
Zords.
The Thunder Mega Zord stomped forward, only to be knocked over by
the Gravity Bolts which were launched from King Ghidora's mouths.
The Ninja Mega Zord leaped into the air to try a flying kick, but was
caught by the green Gravity Tornado energy waves which were fired
from Space Godzilla's shoulder crystals. The third Mega Zord was
lifted into the air, then slammed into the ground. Then lifted again.
Then slammed on the ground again. Up and down. Up and down. Up
and down.
The Ninja Mega Zord was finaly released as a compressed ball of junk.
The Thunder Mega Zord found itself grabbed around the head by King
Ghidora's central neck and, after the space Kaiju applied pressure,
the helmeted head popped off and went flying into the distance. The
body collapsed to the ground in a heap.
Gigan and the original Mega Zord haden't moved an inch. Gigan
surpressed a yawn as the Power Sword dropped out of the sky and into
the plastic robot's hand. The cyborg swung his right claw once and
hit the sword.
The Mega Zord stepped back in confusion as it's sword broke in half.
Gigan went into the Raging Demon possition and levitated forward,
grabbed the Mega Zord by the shoulders and cried, "BUZZSAW SPIN-
OUT!"
White light blinded everyone and over twenty metalic cracks were
heard. The light faded and Gigan, who had red kanji for "Heck"
glowing on his back, watched as the Mega Zord's arms, legs, waist,
chest, and head, fell to the ground seperatly.
Space Godzilla whirled on Giagn and yelled, "DAMNIT! You're not
supposed to talk during this!"
"Sorry," Gigan replied with a shrug and a grin on his beak, "I just
love finally mastering that new manuver."
"Cambot," Ghidora called out to the air, "end battle situation."
Since the Super X 4 was not meant to be torture, it had been decided
that ways to ocupy the Kaiju's time between fanfics would be created.
The one they found the most entertaining was the Rampage Simulator.
It was a large room, with holograph projectors and programed to
create land and city scapes for the Kaiju to fight in, along with the
ocasional foe if they felt like working together.
The city of Angel Grove, along with the wreakage of the Mega Zords,
shimmered out of existance and was replaced by four black walls with
white lines running in a waffle iron pattern.
"Children," Ghidora said to the others, condensendingly, "this place
is supposed to where we releave stress, not cause more of it.
Besides, Space Godzilla, let Gigan have his fun. It's not every day
that he gets a manuver that would actually make him useful in battle.
"
"HEY!" Gigan protested.
That was when the soft alarm of an incoming call from G-Force HQ
went off.
The three Kaiju traded nervous looks. This was what they had been
dreading.
SX4 BRIDGE
Hitting the reply button, Space Godzilla growled sullenly at the
reserved face of Aso as it appeared on the view screen.
"Hello," Aso began, but was cut off by Ghidora.
"Save the formalities," the Three-Headed monster snarled, "We know
you're going to send us Munihousen. So just do it and let us suffer
without having to look at your fat face any longer then we have to."
"I can understand your displeasure," Misato said as she stuck her
head into veiw, earning a large, lecherous grin from Gigan and polite
nods from the others, "However, you're not watching Munihousen today.
"
Space Godzilla's eyes opened wide and he asked excitedly, "Really?
No Munihousen?"
"I'm afraid not," Misato replied, "Due to... legal problems, we're
having to delay the showing. However..."
Misato trailed off as she noticed that all three space monsters had
dropped to their knees, looked up at the sky and sang "Halleluia".
Her Demon Head extending through the monitor, the Liutenant roared,
"I wAsN't FiNiShEd SpEaKiNg YeT!"
The Kaiju looked at the space the Demon Head had occupied a few
seconds ago and Gigan muttered, "Creepy."
Aso took over as Misato composed herself, "Instead, we have another
fan fiction for you, by the name of..." he looked at a piece of paper,
"Dark Starr's Journals. Enjoy."
The image winked out of existance and Space Godzilla muttered, "This
is proabaly still gonna hurt."
Alarms flashed and sirens wailed.
"WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIGN!"
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[Door 6: It's divided horizontaly. One half slides up into the
ceiling and the second slides down into the floor.]
[Door 5: It's divided into nine small squares. The lowest right
block folds onto the on next to it, which folds onto the one next to
it, then goes to the one above it, and the process repeats until the
last one slides into the wall.]
[Door 4: It's a rubix cube. You try to solve it, then give up and
smash it with a sledgehammer.]
[Door 3: It's Manda. You show him a model of Atragon and he slinks
away.]
[Door 2: It's a wall of Barney and Minya dolls. You take great
pleasure in bowling them over.]
[Door 1: A large vault door. The wheel spins to the left and the
door swings open to the right.]
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(The Kaiju enter and take their seats from l-to-r: Gigan, Space
Godzilla and King Ghidora.)
Dark Starrs Journels: Entry 1
Gigan: He can't even spell the title right... this is REALLY gonna
hurt.
Space Godzilla:(Sexy Voice) Journel, the new fragrence from Calvin
Claun.
by Dark Starr(NO E-MAIL)
WARNING WARNING!
Ghidora:(Robot Voice) Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
All: .....
Ghidora:(Surprised) Well, what do you know...
This work of fanfiction contaiens rape and violenc.
Gigan: I'd rather have saxs and violins myself.
Space Godzilla: Wait a minute... this guy's name is Dark Starr. The
title is Dark Starr's Journal. And it has rape... ARRRRGH! Self
Insertation RAPEIST! ASO, YOU BASTARD!
Ghidora:(Sarcastic) Oh goodiee. Our middle head is going to explode.
So if there are any pussies in the audience whos mommies wont let
them
Space Godzilla: My mommy's "wont" is to... GET ME OUT OF HEEEEERE!
Ghidora: Here's a word you should become familiar with, Mr Starr...
apostrophies.
Gigan: Be fair, Ghidora. Remember, he's only typing with one hand.
read anything besides stuff at www.disney.com. (Or who want to read
that
wussy stuff by Sailor Mac)
Gigan:(REALLY Sarcastic) Yeah. It's really wimpy to have a STORY and
have EMOTIONS, with people IN CHARACTER. God, what is WRONG with
readers today?
then they should get out of here.
Ghidora:(Standing) Let's go.
Space Godzilla: Not you.
(Ghidora whimpers, but takes his seat.)
****
Gigan: FOUR STARS?! Lenard Maltin strikes again!
You see those girls over there?
(The Kaiju look around rappidly.)
All: Where where where?
The four bitches sitting at that table and the blonde one with the
rabbit ears and odango hairstyle and the really tight ass, whos
just
joined them.
Gigan:(Gangsta Voice) Why they all gotta be BITCHES?!
(Space Godzilla zaps him with a Corona Beam.)
Ghidora: A Self Insertation Rapist going after the Sailor Senshi...
(Blanches) Suddenly, we actually WANT to read a Bane Anti-fic.
Now, look behind them. At the table where that guy dressed all in
black, with black, spiked up hair, black sunglasses and that canteen
with
the cobra top, is sitting.
Space Godzilla: Dressed all in black?
Ghidora: Check.
Space Godzilla: Wearing black sun glasses?
Gigan: Check.
Space Godzilla: Has a demonic and/or snake design on his body and/or
on one of his belongings?
Ghidora/Gigan: Check.
Space Godzilla: No doubt about it, this guy's evil.
Thats me...... and I knew that I was gonna fuck each and every
last
one of those hoes before the week was out.
Gigan:(Sighs) Spacey, you called it.
Space Godzilla:(Growled) I knew it.
It all started when they left the restaurant, going their sperate
ways. I decided that the cunt with the blue hair might be good to
start
Space Godzilla: "Cunt"? He ACTUALLY called a girl a "CUNT"?!
Gigan: Not just ANY girl, he called AMI a cunt!
Ghidora:(Enraged) That's it! When we get out of here, we step on
this guy first!
with so I followed her from a far enough distance so as not to be
noticed.
Ghidora: So he *stalked* her.
When we were about a block from her home, I rushed her. The
stupid
broad was so caught up in her school books she didnt notice me until
after
I spun her around and punched her in the stomach. She fell to the
ground,
unconsious.
Space Godzilla: Of course, the stomach. The nerve center of the
entire body.
Gigan: Why not? It works in all the Hentai Animes.
Kicking her bookbag out of the way, I undressed her and proceded
to
give her a special lesson in Human Sexuality... if you catch my
drift.
Ghidora: Oh Gods, here we go...
Gigan: Where is this taking place?
Space Godzilla: I think it's right in the middle of the street.
Gigan: Whoa. Kinky.
When I finished
(The Kaiju blink.)
Space Godzilla: That's it? No overly graphic display?
Ghidora: You're complaining?
and she was both filled and covered with what made me a man
Ghidora:(Imitating Dark Starr) I poured a whole six-pack of beer on
her.
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Ami) ACK! Ami...chan... flash... back.
I opened up my canteen and decided to see how much I could fill it
up.
Gigan: I though Ami was the one who was filled up.
(Space Godzilla whacks Gigan with his tail.)
I undid the cap and laid the opening against the side of her
unconsious face. Slowly... slowly... slowly... slowly... slowly...
(All three Kaiju start snoring.)
slowly... I moved it down her face, across her neck, between those
small
yet lovely peaks,
Ghidora: Twin Peaks?
over her stomach, and then, to my favorite place, right between her
legs
and there, I filled my canteen up about a fourth of the way with...
well,
I think you can guess.
Gigan: o_O
Space Godzilla: O_o
Ghidora: O_o O_O o_O
Space Godzilla:(Mouth hanging open) I... that's... he's...
Gigan: Ladies and Gentlemen... I think we have a contender for
Oscar's covited "That's just WRONG" crown.
Ghidora: ARRRRRRGH! (His middle head and neck blast off his body in a
bloody shower)
Space Godzilla:(As he goes to get the Bio-Pack) Amen to that.
The next night, I decided to pay a visit to Hirikawa Shrine.
Gigan: Look out, Rei! Dark Starr's got a frozen cucumber and he's
not afraid to use it!
(Gigan gets blasted by a tripple Gravity Bolt barrage from the
repaired King Ghidora.)
That old geser and the guy who needed a shave didnt even notice
me
as I made my way to where that chick
Space Godzilla: Let's see. Chick, broad, bitch, cunt, pussie, ho...
(Sarcastic) Yep, Dark Starr's a fighter for woman's lib alright.
was sitting in front of that fire, muttering something about fire
gods and
some such crap. I didnt know about any fire gods, but I did know
this was
one hot bitch. (Hee hee hee)
Gigan: No no no. An evil chuckle is like this... heh heh heh
Ghidora: Or like this... Muahaha.
Space Godzilla: Or this... Nyeheheh.
Ghidora/Gigan: "Nyeheheh"?
Space Godzilla: Oh, shut up.
She turned around and said to me, "I saw you in the fire, youre
the
one who raped Ami."
Ghidora: At last! Some dialogue... not that it will be any good.
I shrugged. "Youre next."
Gigan:(Imitating Goldberg) Who's next?
She got up and charged me, a broom in hand and she thrusted the
pole towards my stomach.
Space Godzilla: Whoa! Where'd the broom come from? The same place
that fanfiction Akane keeps them?
I easily knocked it away with a effortless gesture and playfuly
kicked at
her. I didnt want to go on top of this one yet, I wanted a little
foreplay.
Gigan:(Imitating Dark Starr) You see, my mom and dad were Chun-Li and
Ryu, and that was how THEY had foreplay, so it kinda rubbed off.
Ghidora: Here's an interesting idea Rei... BECOME SAILOR MARS AND
BURN HIM UNTIL HE BECOMES A KANE LOOK-A-LIKE!
She did a thrusting chop, but I grabbed her hand and broke her
wrist
with a twist of my arm and a loud *SNAP!*
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Randy Savage) *SNAP!* into a Slim Jim!
Oooh, YEAH!
she tried a forward thrust kick, but I grabbed her ankle and it
suffered
the same fate as her wrist.
Gigan: Is it just me, or have all of Rei's attacks had a *thrusting*
action to them?
She fell to the ground and I could see that foreplay time was over.
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Dark Starr) She had changed into Sailor
Mars and was going to seriously kick my ass.
I jumped on top of her and did what I had come to do, her fighting
me all
the way. Let me tell you, she was the most fun. The feeling I got
when
she tryed to buck me off when I'd... made my way in, was incredible.
Ghidora: It's called pain, Dark Starr and you will become VERY
familiar with it when we find you!
But, as with all the bitches in my past, she lost. I filled up my
canteen a little more
(All the Kaiju shudder.)
and let myself out, hearing that old coot scream when I was a good
mile
away.
Space Godzilla: Grandpa's got one hell of a set of lungs.
Little did I know, I was about to get lucky for the second time
that
night.
Gigan:(Imitating Dark Starr) Let's see, I raped Sailor Mars, so what
can I... hey look, a 100 yen! This IS my lucky night.
I saw a a gang of about five toughs, following that big cunt with
the brown pony tail and the delux sized tits through the park and
decided
to watch what was happening.
Space Godzilla:(Imitating lead tough) Hi. We're from the Ryoga Fan
Club. Could you help us? We're a little lost...
"Hey," the lead tough said, "Whats a pretty little bitch like you
doing alone?"
Ghidora: "Little"?
"Staying away from assholes like you," one of my prey replied.
(The Kaiju cheer.)
All: GOOOOOOOOO, MAKO!
The gang didnt take that very well and proceded to rush her, only
one objective on their minds, the same that was on mine.
Gigan:(Imitating Dark Starr) Getting watermellons for some reason...
Ghidora: Why do we think we should be hurting you for that?
The big babe did very well for herself, taking out two of the much
larger
men before the other three over powered her and two of them held her
so
that the third could wail away on her and then ripped her shirt open,
reveiling her bra-less mounds to the world.
Gigan:(Singing) HAleluia! HAAAAleluia!
(Space Godzilla punches Gigan on top of the head.)
That was when I decided to step in...
Ghidora:(Imitating Dark Starr) Then I slipped on a banana peel, fell
on my back, the gang and Makoto saw me, decided to team up and beat
me to death. The end.
Space Godzilla:(Sighs) If only that were true...
I kicked the one who had ripped the girls shirt open in the back
of
the head and his skull made a satisfying crack as he fell to the
ground.
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Dark Starr) Ah! I love sound of cracking
skulls in the evening. They sound like VICTORY!
The other two quickly let go of the big bitch and charged me. A
quick
gouging strike with my right hand and fingernails, ripped my first
oponents
eyes out and I then kicked my other foe in the chest, snapping his
ribs and
driving the broken bones into his heart and lungs.
Gigan:(Winces) Ouch.
Ghidora:(Confused) But... his fingernails... the eyes... HOW?!
Space Godzilla:(Shrugs) Worked for Advancer Tina.
The cunt looked at me and said, trying to cover her tits, "Thank
you."
"Oh, I didnt do it for you," I said as I punched her in the
stomach
and watched her drop to the ground like a stone,
Gigan:(Imitating Jim Ross) MAH GOD! The dreaded STOMACH PUNCH!
"I just dont want to share."
Ghidora:(Imitating Yoda) MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
So, with her on the ground, I decided to put those big breasts of
hers to good use... if you know what I mean.
Ghidora:(Imitating Rocky Maivia) You smell what the Dark Starr's
cookin'?
Gigan:(Smirks) I sure do.
Ghidora:(Towers over Gigan while still imitating Rocky) Know your
role and shut your mouth!
Gigan:(Intimidated) Yes'em.
An unexpected but welcome side effect of this different route was
that my canteen got a little more for itself and less of it was
wasted on
me.
Space Godzilla:(Sarcastic) Good for you.
The next one was the blonde bitch with the bow in her hair. She
was
easy. I just waited for her to go to the bathroom, snuck in the
window,
slammed her head into the stall wall as she came out
All: TOOOOGGG!
Space Godzilla: Now where is THIS happening?
Ghidora: School?
Gigan: Whoa. Even more kinky.
and then put that big mouth of hers to good use... if you know what
I mean.
Another quick fill of my canteen and I was ready for the final
challange.
Gigan: I guess this guy likes Rei and Makoto better than Minako and
Ami, since he's devoted more time to them.
Space Godzilla: And that's a good thing... how?
Gigan:(Shrugs) I didn't say it was a good thing.
I knew the last one would be a little bit of a challenge, so I
decided to go home and pick up an equalizer before I went back to
the park.
Space Godzilla: So this guy has Larry Zabisko and Arn Anderson on his
side?
Ghidora: You realize almost no one is going to get that one, don't
you?
Even from as far away from them as I was, I could here those two
femmy boys who were always fighting over her, continuing to do so
like two
cocks trying to mate with the same hen.
Gigan: Actually, they're both trying to get into her "henhouse" WITH
their...
(Mercifully, he's stopped by a Gravity Bolt/Corona Beam combo.)
When the argument escalated to its fullest and the girl who was
trying to keep them apart yelled, "Oooh! I wish you'd both drop
dead!"
(The Kaiju smack their foreheads with their hands/claws/wings.)
I stood up from behind the bushes, fired my .38 Smith and Weston,
and blew
expertly placed holes into the exact center of the foreheads of both
men.
Space Godzilla: Jeez! Who is this guy? The La Blue Girl version of
The Terminator?
When she saw both of her excuses for romantic intrests fall dead,
the girl ran for her life, I liked watching that little ass of hers
move,
so I waited a few seconds before I shot her in the leg.
Space Godzilla:(EXTREMELY bitter) Sure... just run away. Don't turn
into Sailor Moon and kick his ass for killing your true love... GIVE
the God Damned Anti-Mooniees more fuel for the fire! (Grumbles)
Ghidora: Remember, this is only how a SI Rapist is writting her, this
is not gospel.
Gigan: Have you noticed though, that it's been meeting all of The
Always Smiling Sherman Who Lives Under The Bridge's writing rules?
I slowly made my way over to her, I had all the time in the world,
why hurry?
Ghidora:(Imitating Dark Starr) Hindsight later showed me that I
shouldn't have ignored those police sirens...
I gently took her clothes off, being careful not to agrivate her
wound and, when she was totaly naked, I ran my free hand over her
rump,
enjoying the feel of the part of her I had watched for so many long
weeks
as I had planed to take her and her friends down.
Gigan: Well, you certainly see it in action a lot when she's late for
something.
Space Godzilla:(Energy crackling) One more crack like that and I'm
going to use my SECRET MOVE on you!
(Gigan turns pale and sinks into his seat.)
Bringing the still hot barrel of the gun around, I slowly ran it
down her back, the hot metal brining goosebumps to the skin around
the area
it touched.
Ghidora: Leave RL Stein out of this!
Space Godzilla: I don't like where this is headed...
Gigan:(Turning green) Neither do I... and I'M the Perv.
Then... well... lets just say her ass isnt as tight as it used to
be.
(Ghidora's eyes roll back in his heads and he faints. Space Godzilla
runs off and the sound of retching can be heard. Gigan sits there,
beak hanging open.)
Gigan:(Snaping out of it) Dear LORD! Hey guys! Guys?
(Ghidora is still out cold and the sound of Space Godzilla barfing
can still be heard.)
Gigan: Guys... you have to look on the bright side. Both Tux-Boy and
that... Starlight, are dead. And... since Mamoru's gone, that means
there's no Chibi-Usa. That's a good thing, right?
(Still no answer.)
Gigan:(Straightening his jaw) Alright then. Come on Dark Starr, it's
just you and me now. One-on-one. Mano-e-Kaiju! To the DEATH!
LET'S GET IT ON!
After that, it was a simple matter of topping off my canteen.
Gigan: HA! You've done that four times already! I'm IMUNE! YOU
CAN'T STOP ME! YOU'LL *NEVER* STOP ME!
The next day, I was at the Juuban train station, waiting for my
train to arrive.
Gigan: Naturally, that's why it's called a TRAIN station.
While waiting, I decided to qunch some of my... unique thirst. So
I unscrewed the cap and took a nice, long drink.
(Gigan rocks back in his chair as if physicaly struck, slowly brings
his head back around and snarls, a small trickle of blood runing down
the bottom portion of his beak.)
Gigan: I... won't... LOSE!
The liquid coated my throat and sloshed around in my belly,
filling
me with a warmth I had not experienced for a long time.
Gigan: Iwon'tloseIwon'tloseIwon'tloseIwon'tloseIwon'tlose...
Deep in my soul, I could feel my true self begin to awaken.
Gigan: I'll be it has a lot of tentacles on it. HA! I can still
make JOKES! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME... I'M MEDICATED!
Next stop... Nerima.
Gigan: Somehow, if that ever comes out, I'm gonna bet the others how
long it'll take you to get to Onna-Ranma.
The end... For now.
Gigan:(Jumping and dancing around) YES! I BEAT YOU! I *BEAT* YOU!
I'M STILL HERE! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! WHO'S THE
KAIJU?! I ASK YOU, WHO'S THE KAIJU?! BREAK IT DOOOOOOWWWWWN!
Ghidora:(Coming to) Uggggh... What happened?
Gigan:(Helping Ghidora up) Come on man, it's over.
Ghidora: Where's Space Godzilla?
Gigan: Dunno. Haven't seen him since he went to puke up breakfast.
(The two stagger off screen.)
Gigan: Hey... where'd this portal co...
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[Door sequence in reverse.]
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G-FORCE HQ 0840
Alarms blared all around the base and confusion reigned as soldiers
ran this way and that, hoping and praying that whatever had happened
was a mistake.
The Kaiju were missing.
Aso was in full "Don't Piss Me Off" mode as he roared, "What the
hell happened?!"
"Not sure, Sir," Misato replied, "We've picked up a dimentional
disturbance in the Super X 4 and when we checked it out... the Kaiju
were just gone. But where ever they are, I'm betting they didn't go
willingly."
"Find them," Aso shouted, "Find them NOW... and push the button,
Misato!"
"Yes, SIR!" Misato replied as she completed the quicker and eaisier
of the two orders.
_________________________
THE REAL END
(Try to imagine Gigan doing "Bye-Bye Goodbye Goodbye Everybody" [the
end theme to Space Ghost C to C] as I do the authors note.)
Whew. I can't believe I did this. Although, I guess this is kinda
penance after roping a friend of mine named Lynxara into doing the
future chapters of Munihousen with me (which is coming up next as
part of an x-over between our two concepts) after she just finished a
horid multi-part Sonic the Hedgehog Smut fic. (Oh and I'm sorry I
roped you into it too Dinobot. ^_^)
Anyway here's my list of thanks:
Dark Starr: Hope you don't mind buddy. You're a nice guy in RL...
but your writting needs this to be safe for humanity to survive.
DDFA: For reminding us MSTers that we can't just do whatever we
please.
Megan 6.7: For still being the inovator in this genre.
The Eternal Lost Lurker: We miss your own special opinons on the FFML.
.. and WHERE is that *&%^ SQUID?! ^_^
Naoko Takeuchi: Thanks for creating Sailor Moon (the best damn Anime
character there ever was) and if you're reading this, don't take the
story personaly. ^_^;
Toho Studios: Soon... the King shall return...
May The Spirit Preserve You!