This is my first time writing a fanfic, please bear with me.  :op

Standard disclaimer: I don�t own these characters, I don�t have any money,
don�t sue, yadda, yadda, yadda�.

Ranma and Ryouga write a lemon (or try to...)

	The room was small, and contained only a desk, computer, and chair.  Sitting
in the chair was a young girl, with black hair and glasses, who looked about
16.  "Gods, It�s 1 o�clock, I�ve got classes at 6, I�m never going to finish
this in time."  She typed out something else on the computer, lay her head
down on the desk and in moments was asleep.

	Two boys tip-toed into the room, quietly closing the door behind them.  "Are
you sure about this, Ranma?" Ryouga whispered.  

	"Hey come on, Ryouga,  are you a man or a mouse?  Besides you heard Kunou�s
bet as well as I did, P-chan.  You�ve gotta stay away from Akane if we don�t
do this, though it can�t be that hard to stay away from an uncute tomboy like
her.  But what I�ve gotta do�" Ranma shivered. 

	"Ranma, one date with Kunou isn�t as bad as spending the rest of my life away
from Akane," Ryouga grew misty-eyed thinking about it.  He shook his head to
clear it of the vision, "let�s just do this."  Ryouga strode purposefully
towards the computer.  Ranma watched him for a second and rolled his eyes.
Then he went over to join Ryouga.

	Ryouga was trying to move the girl away from the computer without waking her
up.  He finally succeeded moving her over enough, so that they could get to
the keyboard. "Now all we have to do is write a fanfic."

	"Not just any fanfic, Ryouga.  We have to write a lemon, and send it to the
FFML," Ranma said.  The girl stirred a bit and the two boys jumped.  "I guess
we gotta keep our voices down," Ranma whispered.  The bandanaed boy nodded,
picked up the keyboard, and began to type. 

	�It was a dark and stormy night,� he wrote, �the fiend Saotome had come to
the Tendou Dojo in hopes of capturing the fair and kind Tendou Akane.  He
approached her in a despicable way in hopes of,�

	"Hey!" Ranma yelled.  The girl stirred again and Ranma quieted some, "I ain�t
like that, pig-boy!"  He grabbed the keyboard away from Ryouga.

	�Ranma and Akane were in the dojo, sparring.  "Ranma!" Came a call from
outside. It was Ryouga, the annoying pig-boy who always took advantage of the
affections Akane lavished upon her pet pig, P-chan,�

	Ryouga tried to grab the keyboard back but Ranma moved quickly out of the
way.  "Who are you calling pig-boy, Ranma?  Now gimme that keyboard!" Ryouga
tried again but Ranma dodged and kept typing. 

	�Akane stepped outside to see what the commotion was about, only to see
Ryouga trying to kill her beloved fianc� Ranma,�

	"Beloved fianc�! Ranma!"  Taking advantage of the fact that Ranma was
absorbed in the story, Ryouga grabbed at the keyboard again.  This time he
succeeded.

	�The villainous Saotome grabbed the lovely Akane held her roughly against the
wall as he began to tear off her blouse,�

	"I would never do that to Akane!" Ranma said, beginning to glow, "Besides
with that tomboy strength of hers, she�d probably knock through the roof with
her mallet or something."
 
	Ryouga growled, "Don�t insult Akane, Ranma!  I�ll kill you for all the
insults that you�ve heaped on both Akane and myself!  Because of you I�ve seen
hell!"  With that he leapt at Ranma, swinging his umbrella.  Ranma dodged and
returned with several punches aimed at Ryouga�s stomach, which knocked Ryouga
off balance.  Ranma jumped at Ryouga again with a kick aimed at his head.
Ryouga managed to block it with his umbrella, but he stumbled into the chair
knocking it off balance.  Ryouga caught before it started to fall but the girl
had begun to wake up. "We�ll fight outside, Ranma."  With that Ryouga began to
walk past the girl. 

	"Hey P-chan!" Ranma laughingly called to him.  Ranma pointed to the door,
which was in the opposite direction.  Holding his head high and his back
straight to hide his embarrassment and anger Ryouga stalked out the door.
Ranma followed him, smirking.

	As the door closed the behind them the girl finished waking up.  "What was
that?" She murmured.  "Oh well, back to work � the hell!"  She stared at the
strange mess the two anime characters had left on the screen.  She sighed as
she turned off the computer, "Oh well, maybe I can get my first fanfic out of
this."

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And I did!  I guess�  Anyway, C&C welcome, MSTings are fine by me, flame me if
you want, but I know DRAGONS, and flamers will be flamed in return, literally.
(I�m not called Dragon Prince for nothing you know :op)