Serena: We back! Dr. Thinker can't make. So we getting two
charcaters...one is one of the AAA avator of Dr. Thinker himself, Lord
Thinker
Lord Thinker: Good morning....[bamming on the door]
Dr. Thinker: <off-screen> LET ME IN!
Lord Thinker: Sorry, Thinker, I thought you wouldn't show up?
Dr. Thinker: I just a bit story. I have the story. We have a one time
villain from Sailor Mooon. She called  Ann.
Ann: Hello, Sailor Moon. 
Dr. Thinker: We going to make C&C to CLUB ANIPIKE by Nightbreak. 


Nightbreak wrote:


Ann: Does he's has a brother by the name of Dayfast?
(Rest groans)

Let's see, I've been MSTed twice on here.  Anyone care to try for a
third?  :)  It's okay, I'm a MSTer, too.  I expect it.

ALL: SURE! 
Serena: What's a MiSTer?
Dr. Thinker: A person who watches Mystery Science Theather 3000. They
are
guy and some bots trapped in ship in space, force to watch sick movies. 

                         CLUB ANIPIKE

Dr. Thinker: Of the Lurker!

- - - - -
Part 5
- - - - -
     "Incoming!"

Lord Thinker: WARING!!! INCOMING GAME!!!!

     Haruka twisted the wheel violently as Michiru shouted the warning.
The yellow sports car swerved around a lamppost and sought refuge amongst
the other Senshis' cars.  As soon as they screeched to a halt, the two of them

Serena: (stares) WE DON'T HAVE CARS!!!!!!!!!! 
Dr. Thinker: Nice, keeping that Haruka has gold on her Sailor fuku. 

turned around in their seats and looked back expectantly
     Where they had originally been, a twisted heap of metal crashed
into the ground, raising a cloud of dust.

Ann: From the Roadrunner!
Dr. Thinker: Meep! Meep! Meep! 

     The two Outer Senshi got out of their car and exchanged wry grins.
     "Evas," Michiru said simply, hitching her slender body up to sit on
the edge of the hood. 

Ann: What are Evas?
Dr. Thinker: From more dark anime, 3 childrens are force to fight in
them to
stop God's Angels.
Rest: (gigles)

     Haruka nodded and looked over her shoulder.  "Hey, you okay,
Beans?"

Dr. Thinker: Chill any one?
Ann: Thanks, but no thanks. 
Lord Thinker: Baked Beans are one?
Dr. Thinker: Sure! 

     From somewhere on the backseat floor, a brown-haired girl peeked
up.

Serena: Molly? 
Dr. Thinker: Greensbeans is a girl!!!!!!!!

"_What_ was that?" she asked, shakily climbing over the side of the
convertible.

Dr. Thinker: (Haruka) It was thundering!
Serena: (Beans) Can't be, I don't see any dark clouds!!!!!

     "If you want to know what almost landed on us, I believe it was a
Volkswagen Rabbit."

ALL: (laughing up a storm)

     Beans stared at the two of them in surprise.  "How can you be so
calm?  You're not going to tell me that you're used to this?"
     Haruka shrugged.  "Well, considering everything that we've been
through in the last few years, something like having a small car fall on you out of
a clear evening sky doesn't rank that high on my list of surprises."
     Then, far away, another metallic crash could be heard.
     Michiru shaded her eyes, squinting into the setting sun.  A tiny
black spot was hanging in the air.  "Haruka. . ."
     Her partner glanced up.  "It's not heading our way," she said,
closing her door.  "Let's go in."
     Off to their right in an abandoned field, another two tons of
broken automobile plummeted into the weeds.
     As they neared the front door of Club Anipike, it flew open and a
bunch  of characters piled out, A-ko, Nuriko, and both Sailor Jupiters among
them.
     Shampoo stepped forward.  "You all right?"
     "Just fine," Haruka told her.  Turning around, she eyed the
wreckage.  "Need some help in hauling those scrap heaps off the lot?"
     "If you like.  Nuriko, Dio, and Lita take one closest to cars.
Rest help  Shampoo move one in field."
     The two groups scattered.

Ann: Like cockroaches trying to get of a ROACH MOTEL!!!
Dr. Thinker: Good one, Ann!

     As Beans was jogging along with her friends, a red-haired girl in a
fuku  caught up to her.  "Hi!  I don't think we've met before.  Name's A-ko,
of the  "Project: A-ko" anime."
     She shook the outstretched hand.  "Beans.  I'm from the "College
Life"  fanfiction."
     A-ko smiled.  "Ah.  Self-insertion character.  Any super-powers?"
     "Umm, no."
     "Martial Arts abilities?"
     "Nope."
     "Superior intellect?"
     "Not particularly."
     "Know Japanese?"
     "Well, yeah."
     At that, A-ko broke into a wide grin.  "That can be overlooked.
So, a  decent self-insertion character has finally come to the Club.  It's way
past time."

Lord Thinker: Expect for me!
Dr. Thinker: You have super-powers!
Lord Thinker: <blushing> I forget that, Thinker! 

     Beans felt more than a little confused.  "Huh?"
     Michiru leaned over.  "Most fanfic authors here have written
themselves  into our series as super-beings, with powers and abilities way beyond
our own," she  confided, "They can be rather. . . irritating, at times."
     Shampoo snorted.  "Shampoo think Pat Lee qualify as bit more than
"irritating".  I go to tournament to watch him fall!"*

Dr. Thinker: He get let's was comming to him. 

     "It's a shame Haruka and I can't make it," Michiru sighed, "But
none of the authors used us in their stories."
     "Be thankful for small favours."  That from Haruka.  "Okay,
everyone, get in position and we'll take this heap of scrap out of here.  Beans, do us
all a favour  and watch the sky.  If you see a large shape heading for us, yell."
     Beans watched as the other girls encircled the former automobile.
"Hey, if  no one minds me asking, _why_ are cars falling out of the sky?"
     Makoto tossed her ponytail back over her shoulder.  "It's the
Evas.  They're playing their little game of "Kick The Volkswagen."  They're going by
distance tonight, it seems."  She gestured with her head.  "Now, watch for them!
Their aim  isn't always that good."
     With almost no discernible effort, the five anime stars lifted the
wreckage up  and tossed it into the back lot of the Club.  Malachite would be able to
use it for spare parts at his auto shop just down the highway.

ALL: (facefaults) 
Serena: I don't belive it! The villain that own a car was Nephrite! 

     Just then, another echoing smash reached Beans' ears.  She started
frantically searching the sky, hoping to find a trace of the missile.
"I think another one's coming!" she warned.
     Shampoo looked up as well.  "Shampoo see it.  It going to go over
us.  We safe."
     Beans sighed in relief and began to relax a bit.  Looking back up,
she gasped as she was nearly flattened by a doorframe.  "Uh-oh!  It's coming apart
up there!"
     A muffler struck the ground a few feet away and stuck there,
quivering, as  Makoto raced over and grabbed Beans' arm.
     "Come on!" she yelled, "You'll be safer inside!"
     They had taken less than a dozen steps towards the Club when a
shadow loomed over them.  The two girls glanced up to see a large chunk of
metal heading directly for their piece of ground.
     Beans immediately gave Makoto a hard shove, trying to push her out
from underneath the danger zone, but the Senshi had braced herself and was
going nowhere.
     Too late.  Neither was she.
     "THE . . . WORLD!!"
     Time stopped.
     Literally.
     The falling mass ground to a sudden halt about ten feet off the
ground. Makoto was frozen in the act of readying a "Sparkling White Hot
Pressure" attack  to try and save them both.
     Unable to move, Beans could only watch as the man, Dio, ran past
her.  He leapt into the air and punched a hole through the side of the wreckage
with the ease  of punching through tissue paper.  The sound of ripping metal echoed
eerily as if  she was hearing things through a tin can.
     A giant, ghostly figure in armour framed him as he swung his arm,
throwing  the car back where it came from.  Then the figure slowly faded out of
sight,  shrinking back into Dio's body as he returned to earth.
     Time also returned at the same moment.
     Makoto's attack blasted harmlessly into the atmosphere and Beans'
legs failed her as she sat down suddenly.  All around them, car parts
sprinkled  harmlessly to the earth, doing no more damage than scratching the paint
on a few cars.  Although some of the Tank Police would be more than a little
miffed at the chips on their machines.
     Off in the distance, another crash signified that the throw had
found its mark.
     Feeling numb, Beans could only stare as Dio offered her his hand.
     "To answer the questions in your head, what you just saw was my
Stand," he told her, " "The World" has the ability to stop time.  As the user, I
can move in  the stillness for the few seconds needed."  He helped her back up.
     She managed to find her voice again, just in time to thank him.
     "No thanks are necessary.  You have been a good influence on Haruka
all the time she has been working for your author.  It would be a shame to
lose you.  Not to mention the horrible retribution the Senshi would take on the
crew from Evangelion for killing you.  The blood feuds would split the Anime world
and quite possibly lead to its destruction."
     Beans shot a glance over at her two friends, as if to say, *He's
kidding, right?*

Dr. Thinker: This line is confusing me!
Ann: Read, until you can't thinker it's out. (laughs)

     Michiru shook her head slowly and drew her thumb across her throat
while  pointing at Haruka.  Her partner merely smacked one fist into an open
palm.
     Deciding that it was not an issue she really wanted to get into at
the  moment, Beans shook her head as well.  "Thanks anways, for saving the
Anime  world from self-destruction, then."
     He inclined his head, then spun on a heel and walked away.  A few
steps from the doors of the Club, he threw his head back and began laughing
insanely, getting louder and more intense as he shoved the doors open and strode
through.
     Beans shot another glance at Haruka and Michiru.  "He's not well,
is he?"
     "Perfectly," Haruka said, "But he wouldn't be one of the greatest
villians if  he didn't keep his evil, maniacal, psychotic laughter in tune.  It's
quite the stress  reliever, actually."
     "I'll take your word for it," she said dryly, "Now, how about some
food?  That is, if we're done out here."
     Haruka cocked an eyebrow and looked up at the sky.  "Well, looks
like that return throw discouraged them a bit.  I'd say we're finished."  She put
her arm  around Michiru's shoulders and shrugged.  "Let's go in.  You can help us
rip apart the latest in bad fanfiction over dinner.  My treat."
     As everyone made their way back inside, no one saw the three giant
mechas  now playing tag on the horizon.

- - -

*= Visit the Author Avatar Arena Tournament on Shinji's Vault Of Anime
 MSTings and watch 16 of the worst self-insertion fanfic characters duke
it   out for the prized Author Avatar belt!

Dr. Thinker: Sure!
Ann: Where? 

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/4007/AuthorAvatars.html

Dr. Thinker: That's link above us!
Ann: Oh. 
Dr. Thinker: E-mail me at winkstwo@sssnet.com! I not going to do LEMONS
OR DARK FICS, SO GET LOST!!!!
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