With all the recent blabber about C&C, changing identities, and
me feeling rather reminiscent, I now present you with
my adfic, 3 months too late.

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[Chipper music on a harpsichord begins as the scene flashes
on.  Its brightly colored in blue and yellow backdrop with sparkles reflecting
the lights of the studio.  A man with black, overstylized hair begins
to excitedly speak into the microphone in his hand.]

Anouncer:  Hey there FFMLer, have you posted part 25 of your recent piece of work
and haven't received one reply?  Tired of some ananomous MSTer ridiculing your 
story?  Or just need to inflate your ego?  Well try our new "C&C In A Can" (c)!!!!

[The camera pans over to poorly fabricated kitchen where a woman wearing a 
red and white dress as well as a white apron presents the glintingly silver can with
the "C&C" written in white adhesive lettering.] 

Anouncer (V.O.): Yes, "C&C In A Can" (c) is the solution to all your problems!!
>From C&C dependence to loneliness, to even Ecola!!!  
(disclaimer:  may not cure loneliness).

[A small child sitting at the table eyes the can as the woman pours it sludgy contents
into a bowl.  The child looks into the camera desperately and hesistantly picks up his
spoon as the Anouncer continues to speak.]

Anouncer (V.O):  "C&C In A Can" (c) comes in three tasty flavors, the mild "Critic" flavor, the
extreme "Troll" flavor, and the brand new "Smiles" flavor, for those more sensitive types.

[The child looks off camera as he gets a big scoop as the Anouncer and woman
look on in anticipation.  The child quickly shallows the contents.]

Child:  Mmmm, gooood! (forced smile)

[The scene quickly changes once more to a full shot of the bland silver can being rotated
as a woman's hands display the product as a words like "Cool", "Hip", and "pH Balanced"
flash on the screen.]

Anouncer (V.O.): "C&C In A Can" (c), has all the right mix of criticism, minerals
and vitamins, that will help enlighten you to bloated dialog and gratuitous OOCness!!

[The scene quickly changes once more to the Anouncer who is grinning from ear to ear as
explosions and chaos ensues in the background.]

Anouncer:  So don't hesitate, go get some now!  Every cool and popular FFMLer uses it,
so what are you waiting for?  GO GET SOME "C&C In A Can" (c) NOOWWW!!!!

[Scene fades to black and the music continues until it abruptly stops.]

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Bastion
Looking into the abyss, and is rather amused at the sight.