Somwhere in the kami plane:

The shadows coalesce to form a large lump with blazing red eyes and a
shadow cotton tail.

The Shadowhare: It is time.( Now said in a Michael Buffer-like voice) ALL
RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! LETS GET READY TO READ JOEY PARAGAPARAS'S
REVIEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

The crowd (all three of them) goes wild.

Hello! My name is Joey Paragaparas and I am here to review
some recent fics! Unlike other reviewers I am not afraid to tell
it the way I think it is!

AMEN! That's the what I like to hear!

Shampoo 1/2 Chapter 34

YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! I made the review list.

I'm sorry, but I did not read this fic for obvious reasons.
It is longer than twenty pages! 

You know, I was worried about that myself. I'll get rid of the first two
sentences in each paragraph. That should help cut it down to a more
readable size.

What does he think we are?
Rocket scientists?! 

To my knowledge there is only one actual NASA scientist on the list. There
are, however, at least three chimpanzees that worked on the boosters to the
last shuttle on the list. I count them as being close enough to be
scientists.

Stop wasting our time with worthless 
long winded stories and write more hate mail to me! 

Forget that! I'll just write honest reviews of your stories. Those are more
lethal.

Four thumbs down!

That's all?! I wanted at least ten. I'll try harder next time.

Waters Under Earth Chapter  23

Now, I'm sure all of you have heard of this so called 'great series'.
Well, it sucks!

AMEN!

I took the time out to browse through this fic
and found it lacking in scenes involving urine! 

I thought this was an oversight as well. You are a good reviewer. I applaud
you sir.

This is an outrage!

Hear, Here. Thear, There

How can you possibly hope to make this story entertaining when
there is no urine in it! Twelve thumbs down!

DAMN!!! Harnum beat me!

Well, that's it for my reviews! If you don't like them please clog the ML
with SPAM detailing why you hate me! All hail Imabigfatdickhead!

What you said!

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.

I bloody well knew it the entire time, Ryou'. ^_^

Good one! 



[SERIOUSLY NOW]

In order to make this legitamate C+C, I shall do a couple of serious
reviews. 

Alternatives Chapter 8. Except for the glaring error concerning the Musk
and how they get women, an enjoyable fic. This wasn't as predictable as I
originally thought it was going to be, and the writing seems to have gotten
better since those first couple of chapters.

WUE chapter 23. I had my say on this before, I'll say it again. It
continues to be a wonderful piece of literature that I enjoy immensely,
especially for a megaxover/WAFFY/dark fic. ^_^

Ryoko's Love Chapter 4A. I don't what it is about this series that I like
so much, it's not something I can put into words, but I just love the feel
of it. It's simple, yet very appealing. If I get a chance I'll give a more
thorough reveiw later. As it is it gets a big thumbs up as well.

That's all for now. These are just a couple that stick out in my mind at
the moment.

The Shadowhare.