Subject: Re: [FFML][spam] Joey Paragaparas Review Corner
From: Jonathan Ng
Date: 8/27/1998, 11:20 PM
To: Joey Paragaparas
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

At 08:20 PM 8/27/98 +0000, Joey (a thinly disguised gubby) wrote:
Shampoo 1/2 Chapter 34

I'm sorry, but I did not read this fic for obvious reasons.
It is longer than twenty pages! What does he think we are?
Rocket scientists?! Stop wasting our time with worthless 
long winded stories and write more hate mail to me! 
Four thumbs down!

Waters Under Earth Chapter  23

Now, I'm sure all of you have heard of this so called 'great series'.
Well, it sucks! I took the time out to browse through this fic
and found it lacking in scenes involving urine! This is an outrage!
How can you possibly hope to make this story entertaining when
there is no urine in it! Twelve thumbs down!

Wow!!! It's another GUBby!  Hello, gubby.

I know I'm gonna be glad when I finally finish my mail and get onto Shampoo
1/2 Chapter 34 (3 more chapters to go, D.B.!  I'm almost done!!!) and WUE
23 (Just as soon as I get off my lazy bum and finish my C&C of 19 and 20).

(Yup.  The guy's a troll.  He's promoting spam)

I'd say hail the god of urine, but right now I'm all out. :)

Jonathan Ng
(who's made his sig short so Tybalt won't freak)