Hello! My name is Joey Paragaparas and I am here to review
some recent fics! Unlike other reviewers I am not afraid to tell
it the way I think it is!


Shampoo 1/2 Chapter 34

I'm sorry, but I did not read this fic for obvious reasons.
It is longer than twenty pages! What does he think we are?
Rocket scientists?! Stop wasting our time with worthless 
long winded stories and write more hate mail to me! 
Four thumbs down!

Waters Under Earth Chapter  23

Now, I'm sure all of you have heard of this so called 'great series'.
Well, it sucks! I took the time out to browse through this fic
and found it lacking in scenes involving urine! This is an outrage!
How can you possibly hope to make this story entertaining when
there is no urine in it! Twelve thumbs down!

Well, that's it for my reviews! If you don't like them please clog the ML
with SPAM detailing why you hate me! All hail Imabigfatdickhead!

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.