write a fanfic:
 
 Searching For Tybalt.
 
 send the Ranma cast (or any other) after eveybody's favorite admin. 

As Tybalt's eternal nemesis, I am calling dibs on this one _right now_.
  
Oh, baby, have I got some ideas.......

 that way, it'll be _really_ on topic. 

YES!!! An actual LEGITIMATE way to spread my anti-Tybalt weirdness. There IS a
God!!!!
  

 though, for some reason, I can see this as an SM fic, with Tybalt a
 blu-haired, waiflike humanoid, imbued with awesome power..   Bound into a
 dark pit in the Negaverse, the Senshi must fight their way through hordes
 of enemies to rescue him. 
 
 I rather like the idea. 

Me too, but I was thinking of going the "hunt Tybalt down and kill her" route.

-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"