[The 200% Solution...]

I thought this up as a whim.  It is the blueprint
for Ranma to fulfill all of his (and others') 
obligations while making EVERYBODY unhappy.  ^_^

1) Based on the projection that the Amazon Marriage
   Law is to improve the bloodlines...
   Well, Shampoo doesn't need to marry Ranma to have
   his kid, does she?
2) Based on the conflict of two equally (IMO) legit
   and illegit engagements, well, you marry, divorce,
   and marry.  This will obviously leave one of the
   two extremely unhappy.  If this was a lemon, then
   there would be the caveat that the marriage must
   be consumated.  (Actually, even if it weren't a
   lemon, some cultures would view a marriage 
   incomplete until the consumation, but to each his
   own and so on and so forth...)

There you go.  All obligations fulfilled.  I need
to stop taking in so much caffine...  ^_^

-skeezy5